Hi again! Sorry that the last chapter was so short:( I promise that I'll make up for it! Anyways, thank you to all the people who did review! I see that new people have reviewed me! Ha! My

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Disclaimer: Damn, I haven't done this at all! No, Naruto doesn't belong to me, but it will when I rule the world!

Tenten sighed. "We're going to have to share the tents. One person could have a tent all to themselves. I personally think that the princess should have her own separate tent, because she is royalty and all. Also, I can make sure that she doesn't rape Neji when he's sleeping as well." Neji, who was drinking water, choked at that statement. Kaliya was "shocked." "I-I would never do such a thing!" 'It was like the wench could read my mind!' Kaliya thought about things. 'If I get my own tent, that slut would be with my boy toy! That can't happen!' "Ummm, Tincan, I can't sleep alone. I'm afraid of being alone with no light." "The name's Tenten!" "Yeah, whatever." Actually, Kaliya slept by herself without any light at all since she was five, but she didn't tell them that.

"Sleep with Neji, sleep with Neji!" Gai was chanting for Tenten, who now had problems since she couldn't have the original sleeping arrangements. "Hey Gai, even if…um, what's her name." "Kaliya, my cool rival!" "Right…Kaliya sleeps with Neji, we'll make sure that they don't do anything together." Hiashi giggled. "Yeah, and we will let Neji and Tenten do anything if they want to!" "What is it with Hiashi and giggling?" Gai whispered to Kakashi. "What you got a problem with it! I can hear everything you're saying. I just like to express myself in an original way!" 'Why am I stuck with two idiots?' Kakashi wondered.

Neji had a plan. "Hey, I have a plan." "Finally the genius has a plan. God, I have been doing all of the thinking for you!" "Shut up Tenten! Ok, here's my plan. We all use one tent only, so ummm…we…don't have anybody frightened?"As if! The only person who'll be frightened is the person who is going to sleep next to Kaliya! "Yeah, right Neji. You're the one who's frightened. You're afraid of the dark, for god's sake!" "Neji-ji-ji is!" Kaliya was astounded at that piece of information, yet envious at Tenten for knowing that little fact and not her. "Nobody gives me nicknames." Neji growled. "Yes you do Neji. Remember when I called you the platinum-eyed idiot and you never cared!" "Hn." "Okie, I'm all tired and sweaty, so I'm going to take a bath at the river." "Whatever Tincan." "Hey!" "That name suits you better." AArrrrggg! Burn her down! Burn her down!

Neji was taking a bath and Tenten was starting a fire when Kaliya started talking to Tenten. "You think you're so cool, huh, acting like his girlfriend, when you're nothing to him." Tenten looked up. "What did you say? I'm not his girlfriend, only his best friend. You're just jealous." "So what if I am? You're not getting my boyfriend, you stupid ugly wench." What! Look who's talking! 'Shut up inner me!" Ha! You just said shut up to yourself! "God, I think I'm going mental!' Tenten growled t herself. Who said that Neji was her boyfriend! "Oh, a one-sided love, I guess. How pathetic." "What! Uh, I hate talking to you!" "You started taking to me in the first place." "AArrrrggg!"

"Woo! Go Tenten! Kaliya just got bitchslapped!" "I've got to admit it, what Tenten said was pretty clever!" Kakashi commented. "All the better for Neji's future!" Hiashi said. "Hiashi, don't giggle right now." He did it anyways.

Neji was back from his bath. He only had pants on. Both Tenten and Kaliya stopped glaring at each other and stared at Neji's perfectly built chest. Woo! What a hottie!Neji smirked at Tenten. "Like the view?" "What- ugh! You think that I was ogling at you!" Yes I was! "What else were you doing then?" Neji said sarcastically. "Go change into your sleeping clothes!"Though I wouldn't mind you sleeping in this."I am in my sleeping clothes." Woo hoo 2 points for inner Tenten! "You're going to sleep in that!" "I don't mind." Neji and Tenten turned to Kaliya. "I've never slept with a hot guy before." Tenten grimaced when she said that. "The correct phrase is I've never slept beside a hot guy before!"

They were all lying in a tent, side-by-side. They were all wide-awake, not daring to go back to sleep, except for one. Tenten didn't want to go to sleep for fear that Kaliya might do something to him. Kaliya wasn't going to sleep either, because she wanted the wench to go to sleep first. Two hours passed, and finally Kaliya started to doze off. Tenten finally started to let herself go to sleep as well. "I win." She whispered before she went to sleep.

A/N: Did you like it? I personally think that I did better on this than the others. REVIEW! I have a GPS, so I really DO know where you live…so review or else…