Hi again! Now some readers are finally reviewing me! Still, there's like, 300 people who DIDN'T. I don't worry though, because I got my trusty old GPS tracking some people already. I'm not telling who, so be careful, it might just be you…Anyways, here's the chappie!
Disclaimer: Ugh, I hate doing this. I DO NOT own Naruto! God!
Neji woke up on something soft. 'So soft…wait!' He became alert but still didn't open his eyes. 'I didn't sleep on a pillow last night, so what is this?' He opened his eyes a little, to see…that he was sleeping on Kaliya's breast! Tenten woke up just then, and started screaming. "Oh my god! Neji! Did she rape you! Please tell me no! Please!" She better not have, or'll there'll be some ass-kicking time! Kaliya woke up from Tenten's screaming. "You bitch! Did you rape Neji!" "Shut up Tincan!" She looked down to see what was on her chest and saw Neji. "You know, if you wanted to see how soft my boobs are, you could've just asked." She added a wink with that statement. Tenten was freaking mad. You could practically see steam coming out of her nose! "Do. Not. Flirt. With. My. Teamate!She stomped out of the tent.
"Stupid Neji! He was so unyouthful that he didn't bother to get off Kaliya's breasts!" "I told everyone that we should have inserted a sensitivity chip in him when he was five, but nooo, did anyone listen?" Hiashi muttered while putting away the sensitivity chip into his pocket. Kakashi sighed. "I told everyone that he should have read Icha Icha Paradise books when he was five so he would be able to get out of these kinds of messes, but nooo, everyone didn't want him to be perverted like me. I'm not perverted!" "Hey, Hiashi, Kakashi, is Tenten supposed to be facedown like that on the ground?" "Yea-WHAT!"
Neji went outside to find Tenten and apologize for Kaliya.When he stepped out of the tent, he almost stepped on Tenten. "WTF! Tenten are you alright!" Tenten was on the floor, sleeping. 'Why is she sleeping at this hour?' He laid her on the ground nicely and packed up to begin moving again. "Tenten, wake up. We have to go now." Kaliya frowned. "Why don't you just leave her there, Neji-kun?" She called him Neji-kun now because he made it clear that he didn't want a nickname. "No way. I'll just carry her." Kaliya was practically green with envy. They set out.
Tenten woke up a half hour later. "Huh? Where am I?" You're in heaven my sista!"You're on my back you retard." That must be God! "Is that you, God?" (A/N: No offense on God!) Her eyes cleared out and she saw a back. A handsome, slightly muscular back. Neji's back, to be more detailed. "…Ahhhhhhhh!" She accidentally pushed him on the ground with her on …top. Tenten closed her eyes when they were falling, then she felt something warm and smooth on her lips.
"…Oh…my…god…is that what it really looks like…?"
A/N: Ha ha! Another cliffy. Sorry if it is waayyyyy short, but at least you got some 'action'! REVIEWREVIEWREVIEW!