Hello people! God, I have to update, like, a lot! I don't mind though! Here's the next chappie! P.S. I'm so sorry that I haven't updated it! I had a MAJOR test, and writer's block!

Disclaimer: Do I have to do it? I don't own Naruto!

'Oh…my…god. Oh..my..god. Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod! I am kissing somebody. Not just anybody: the great Hyuuga Neji!' Oh Yeah! Sista, that was a GOOD accident!

"Oh…my…god…is that what it really looks like...?" "Yes Kakashi! True love has prevailed at last!" Hiashi giggled. "I'm going to be in charge of the wedding, and I'll have grandnephews and grandnieces, and…" Hiashi was cut off by Kakashi.

"Look, Kaliya is coming towards them! What happens if she does her secret bloodline?" Gai did the nice-guy pose. "Then we jounins will step in and take action!" "There's more to her technique than meets the eye." "Too late, she already saw them." "…What!"

Kaliya stared at those two, her eyes burning with fury and hate at Tenten. ""You…you…bitch! Get off him!" I'm the bitch! I'm the bitch! Oh, yeah, right, and pigs fly.

She got off Neji. "Gomen-nasai Neji. That was an accident." A really GOOD accident! Kaliya blew her top off just then. "An accident! An ACCIDENT! I told Neji-kun to not carry you and just leave you there asleep, but nooo, he just had to carry you, and now you're making out with him!"

"I wasn't making out with Tenten Princess Kaliya. She just fell on me…" Neji flushed a little. "That's IT! I'm cutting this crap! Hyuuga, quit calling me princess, cause' I ain't a princess! I went to all this trouble because I was assigned to kill you!"

" I was supposed to kill you because she was ordered to by the Cloud Country for revenge. It was supposed to be only you who was supposed to 'escort' me, but SHE HAD to come along. I had to try to drive her away so I could commit the murder in the Sand Country. If you dare to fight me, I must warn you, I am of Jounin level.

Suddenly, Kaliya started to change. Her eyes turned white. "I have a secret bloodline. I can copy bloodlines and use them." Tenten turned to Neji. "You will have to do a byakugan fight with Kaliya. I can protect your blind spot." "…Fine."

Kaliya and Neji were fighting. The good news was that Kaliya can not beat him, but the bad news was that he can not beat her either. They were evenly matched.

Neji's POV

Grr…dammit! We were evenly matched. Suddenly, though, I slipped up and she was charging at me. I had expected to feel pain, but I had felt only the splatter of someone else's blood on me.

Kaliya's POV

Ugh, that wench! Just when he messed up for once, she had to come and take the hit! She was still standing in front of Neji in a protective stance, even though she was bleeding terribly on her left hip. Someone had just hit her blind spot with a kunai. She looked back, scanning the area. She saw a clone. 'Kuso!' Who knew that the bitch would use Harem no jutsu. When she turned back to them, they were gone.

Normal POV

Neji laid Tenten on the ground, and then collapsed. They were in another part of the forest, where Kaliya couldn't find them. Neji had wasted a lot of charka fighting with Kaliya, and needed to restore it.

Tenten was just unconscious, now that Neji had treated her wound. He had blushed at the sight of Tenten's curvy hip. He only treated her wounds, and didn't dare look upper, even though he REALLY,

REALLY wanted to.

He would never take advantage of his teammate like that. He felt tired, so he took a nap.

When he awakened, Tenten was cooking dinner. "How long have you been up, Tenten?" "Oh, about 3 hours." I only stayed up so I could cook for you! I spent, like what, two freakin' hours cooking, so you better like it! He tried some. "It tastes good." "Why thanks!"

They ate dinner and prepared to go to sleep. They had to sleep by each other, since there was only one futon. Tenten turned away from Neji to sleep, so he couldn't see her blush, and Neji did the same. They soon fell, into slumber.

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