Written by beatlebeb
Mr. Arrogant Prat of the Year,
Of course I'm going to shower. I do have some decency after all, even if it's impossible to get my hair to lay flat.
And you were so thinking about me. That's probably what you were doing on the floor, just laying there, thinking about me...probably wanking.
Oh, that's a nice face right there. You should take a picture so I could frame it.
Anyhow, you still haven't told me if you're going to come rescue me or not. I mean really, do you want me to be cooped up with my disgusting cousin? Or would you rather I be there with you, laying on the floor... You just think about that for a bit and get back to me a.s.a.p.
Oh, and Hedwig stays! She was here far before you.
And I am so not pining over you.
Harry