Tke: oh my fucking mother of god…. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
Takao: what? Why are you staring at me like that!
Tke: you're wearing my gift! (Note the thong and droolable chocolate sauce)
Takao: turns a very dark red erm yeah… I guess I am…
Tke: drooling waterfalls
Takao: o.O okay… QUIT staring at me!
Kei: Taka…
Takao: O.O
Tke: knocks Kei out cold back off Kei, he's MINE!
Takao: --;; lord help me…
Announcements!
Larelleaves: I'm glad you like it! Don't need to cry over it, haha, but I guess that means ya like it! Thanks for the birthday wishes!
SpiritualEnergy: haha, maybe we all just need some crazy wild monkey sex… anyways, I'm glad no one's flamed me on this, which is kinda sad, I was gonna have Mao do a strip tease for them XD EW! Thinking of that makes me want to puke!
Saber Kon: you haven't logged in since like four or five chaps ago! What motivated you? Haha. I'm always distracted VV no wonder my teachers like to get mad at me… hey, as long as it's pleasing me, it ain't crap! (And getting over 70 reviews pleased me MUCH never thought one of my stories would be so famous…)
Kaikao: I seem to enjoy watching horny Kei too. He's so much different in the past! O.O PRESENT! Hahaha, now I have to give you one for your birthday! When is it? P.S. note to self: I'm almost done with your pic for Bewitched XD
Minako Mikoto: damn, you really work wonders! I've got Takao here, now I just have to make sure I don't drool all over the keyboard. XD
Kiraracutie: thanks so much for the ideas this chap Nat-chan! I really wouldn't have thought of this! Lol, and we must convince Vanessa to come to my birthday sleepover! Update The Phoenix Lost At Sea because Kai deserves to suffer!
Kai: o.O OI!
Tke: all's fair in love and war Kai… there's no chance of Taka loving you over me.
Kai: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Takao: --;; I guess I really don't have a say when Tke gets involved.
Kai: then why is it you write KaiXTaka coupling fics anyways?
Tke: XD because I'm not there and you are the next best thing Kai!
Kai: glare I'm taking you off Announcements:
I guess I wanted to say thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday! XD I love you all! I really didn't think of the last chapter as a chapter, it seemed kinda… off key to me… oh well… as long as it keeps you happy!
Takao: what have I done to deserve this…?
Tke: stick with me and I'll buy you a whole cake, a pudding cake.
Takao: … licks chocolate covered lips p-pudding cake…?
Tke: sit boy!
Takao: has a big smile on his face and sits quietly
Tke: … XD what's with that aura that just makes me want to jump you?
Takao: innocent blink what?
Tke: XD
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Disclaimer: has anyone heard of FANfiction?
Chapter 15: Keep Away And Remembering The Past
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Takao sighed, setting down a box near his feet. He brushed a piece of his hair out of his face when he thought of everyone else. 'I wonder if Tyson's said anything yet…'
"Taka!"
Takao didn't notice his name being called out, he did notice-however- when two pale arms wrapped around his waist, "K-Kei?"
Kei grinned, kissing Takao's cheek with a laugh, "Where have you been! It's practically the greatest moment EVER!"
Takao sat there with a dazed look, "What are you talking about?"
"Ray has finally woken up!"
Takao blinked, once twice, before screaming in Kei's ear and knocking him over, "Are you SERIOUS!"
Kei nodded, jumping up and running after Takao.
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Silence.
Golden yellow met baby blue.
"Ray…?"
"… Yeah…?"
"OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALIVE!"
Kai watched as Max glomped Ray and the two tumbled off the bed, 'We're cutting off his sugar…'
Mao walked through the doorway; she glanced up at Kai, "… good morning…"
Kai gave her a glance as she walked over to him. He practically froze when Mao grabbed his hand and gave him the sweetest smile in the world, "Hiwatari-sama… have I ever told you… how much I love you…?"
In less than a second Mao was on the floor, Tyson was standing next to Kai, face flushed, arms out, "Y-you have no right to be here Mao…"
Mao gave a widening smirk, "So Takao told you who I was, ne?"
"We figured it out as much." Kai glared, over his shock.
Mao started her evil bitchy laugher of doom (Tke: maybe I just need a new job…) "So it's true? Little Kai Hiwatari can't do a thing for himself and his little lover Tyson Granger has to protect him?"
"Sorry Mao, but I think if anything it's the other way around."
Mao turned, her hatred rising as she locked eyes with the one she hated most. Takao Kinomiya.
"What do you know, Kinomiya?" She spat, once again using his name vilely. "You're just a mere whore!" (I feel so bad about writing about my poor Takao like that… Kei: XP HE'S MINE!)
SMACK!
Mao was on the floor once again, her face red of pain and eyes filled with tears. Above her stood Kei Kaido, crimson eyes giving her the most killing death glare she'd ever seen, even more deadly than when she tried to kiss him, "You fucking say that again, bitch! I DARE YOU!"
She gave a glare back, "What if I don't want to? That stupid Kinomiya slaughtered my family anyway!"
Under his breath Takao mumbled, "That was pretty enjoyable too…" (I think that's true for all Mao haters)
Kei's glare didn't weaver, "Take it back bitch or feel some pain."
Mao gave a sniffle, "You wouldn't hurt me…"
SMACK! POW! BAM! (And a whole bunch of other action words! XP)
Seconds later Mao was running out the door and Takao, Tyson, and Kai were holding Kei back from running after her.
He thought of another way to get back at her: scream.
"LISTEN TO ME BITCH! TAKAO'S MY LOVER, GOT THAT? HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE KINOMIYAS AND YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE KAIDOS TAKE THAT!"
"Where's the fucking tape?" Takao muttered, glancing at Kai. (The first time I wrote this and spell checked, it said where's the fuck tape! Lol. A mix of Duck tape and fucking Tape! )
Kai pointed to a drawer and Takao went to retrieve the duck tape. When all of the sudden Takao paused, "… Guys…?"
The three at the door turned and nearly fainted.
There sat two Max's and two Ray's staring in disbelief. The four sweatdropped, how were they going to explain THIS? And how in the world did the others SPLIT?
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"So Mao's been bothering Kei this whole time?" Ray growled, punching one hand into the other palm, "I knew we should've killed her in her sleep!"
Takao sweatdropped glancing at the other Rei. Rei seemed to be quite content nuzzling, sleeping, and purring in Max's lap. His eyes moved to Myrou Mizuhara.
(Please note I think Myrou is the correct way of saying Max's Japanese name! I might be a letter off, but I think it's pretty damn close until I find it! XD)
"Myrou?"
Myrou glanced up from his thoughts, "Hai?"
Takao gave a warm smile, pulling Myrou close, "I'm glad you're back."
Myrou smiled also, "Me too."
"Excuse me Kinomiya! I believe you're hugging something that's MINE!" Ray scoffed in a joking manner.
Takao grinned, pulling Myrou close, "Oh yes Ray I'm so going to fuck your lover." Takao purred.
Myrou gave a smirk, "Yes! The chosen of Dragoon and Draciel are getting married, totally taking Drigger's chosen out of the picture!"
A round of laughs came and Ray gave a pout, Myrou gave a small smile, glancing at Takao, "Do you mind?"
"Not at all." Takao held back a laugh.
Myrou walked over and pounced Ray, I'm so glad you're alive Ray!"
Everyone looked on, (except for Tyson because Kai covered his eyes) as clothes went flying.
Tyson growled, "Dammit Hiwatari!"
"Nope."
"URGH!"
Takao sweatdropped, he and Kei glancing as Tyson and Kai started to fight. Kei gave a goofy smile, "Hiwatari and Granger do seem perfect for each other, and they get along so well! Don't you agree Kinomiya?"
Takao sweatdropped again, dodging a shoe, "If Hiwatari doesn't kill him first…" he mumbled.
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Mao winced as she touched her black and blue eye, damn Takao Kinomiya for being there! Couldn't he take a hint all Kei needed was her! (Barf bags anyone?)
She sighed and glanced down, they were both equally great….
Takao Kinomiya, long blue silky hair, beautiful midnight blue eyes, warm tan. And if you were Kei, a warm, giving body.
Kei…
That name sent shivers down any girl's and almost any guy's spine.
Kei Kaido…
It was not surprising that Takao's lover was Kei Kaido, not surprising at all. Kei's duel colored hair, crimson eyes, pale skin….
Takao and Kei were practically opposites, that's what made them perfect for each other.
The Storm Dragon and the Phoenix, it was perfect.
But the pink tiger had something to say about it. (1)
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(1)- well, Takao's bit beast, Dragoon, is a blue storm dragon, Kei's beast, Dranzer, is a fire phoenix, and Mao's beast, Galulex (don't care about spelling, it's HER), is a pink tiger.
Tke: finished! I'm heading off to a birthday dinner! So the others are taking over this talk for me! Leaves in a rush
Kei: where do you suppose she's going so fast? She still has ten minutes to get to a place five minutes away!
Kai: VV if you haven't noticed, Takao's gone as well.
Kei: … FUCK! Runs out the door
Kai: right, guess it's just me!
Tyson: ;) and me and pluhies!
Kai: Kei and Takao plushies! R/R!