Written by me.
Mr. Smelly Pining Over Me (oh, you so know you are),
Yes, it is impossible to make your hair lie flat, even if you are lying on your back all day. Believe me, I know.
And I'll have you know I was most certainly not wanking, I was trying to decide what colour to paint my ceiling. While is getting rather tiresome.
Still not making a face. No faces here.
Of course I shall come to rescue you, just not now. In due time, my dear princess. In due time. And I would very much like for you to help me decide what colour to paint my ceiling, I'm having a very hard time with it.
But who do you love more, Hedwig or me? Does she give you blowjobs that leave you weak in the knees?
Thought not.
I'll come for you soon. I promise.
Draco