Tke: OO
Kei: o.O what's with that face?
Tke: five more reviews and I will have 100 reviews! I'd never think that was possible for one of MY fics!
Kei: . that's because you think low of yourself.
Tke: shut up. Don't need to fucking blurt out secrets that I could have blackmail for you.
Kei: like what?
Tke: Michael's bed?
Kei: …
Tke: I thought so. vv
Kaikao: hey, I liked your drawings! So did Kiraracutie! (And my mom, Lol, she was with me when I first saw it.) I know Kiraracutie would probably kill me for making Ray horny, but the thought does seem to cross my mind from time to time. I happen to like the drawing! I even printed it out and put it on my folder! See you in the contest! Once I get my scanner to work, my pic for you will be up! Or I'll go to Kiraracutie's house and steal coughborrowcough hers!
Fireie Gurl: Well then I'll see you at the contest! Thanks, I didn't know how my lemon was really gonna turn out.
Minako Mikoto: well, yes a Tyka lemon will be soon (don't worry, for real) it's just the fact that Kai I think doesn't want to turn out to be horny like Kei…
Kai: that's right! I don't!
Tke: who knows, maybe Tyson would like it?
Kai: …
Shinigami: actually, because you brought up that point earlier, I will write the Tyka lemon and make sure our other newest couple walks in on them! Maybe Maxie should faint, his poor innocent mind… XD
PieR'S gIrL: I have no idea where Bitch Style Kung Fu was from, it was practically almost midnight and I was drinking Root Beer and eating poky, maybe that explains a lot. We should have a glaring contest, shouldn't we? Mao can go to fucking hell, the tramp. She'll get punished, badly. Evil laugher rings out before a few coughs, laughing then continues
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Disclaimer: Do I look like someone who can own Beyblade?
Beyblade Tip of the Chapter: (Does anyone even read these?) Tyson looks absolutely nothing like his father in the anime (maybe just his eyes). However in the manga book it's his mom that he doesn't look like. (Manga book 1 first chapter grandpa Granger looks out into the sky and while he's thinking a picture of Tyson's mom is shown in the sky.)
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Takao blinked, once twice, before realizing, "HE SENT ME ON A FALSE MISSION?"
"Or maybe he sent us here… alone…" Was Kei's remark.
Takao glared at him, "Kei… you didn't set this up, did you?"
Kei gave an innocent look (or attempted to), "Kinomiya, would I trick you?"
"Yes."
Kei face faulted, "Thanks Kinomiya, that makes me feel better."
Takao rolled his eyes, "You brought it upon yourself."
Silence.
Takao turned and raised an eyebrow, "You're being… un-Kei-like… you're usually so horny"
Kei glared, "I'm still mad at you."
Takao sweatdropped, "It wasn't a big deal."
"YOU'VE KISSED KAI HIWATARI! DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS?"
Takao sweatdropped again, he really didn't think him kissing Kai was a big deal still.
"It'll be all over the city!" Kei sighed, "TAKAO KINOMIYA HAS KISSED KAI HIWATARI!"
Takao smacked the back of Kei's head, "YOU'RE MAKING MORE OF A DEAL OF IT THAN IT ALREADY IS!"
"So then why DID you kiss him?"
Takao rolled his eyes, "I'm still connected to Tyson you know."
Kei pouted before giving up and sighing, he pulled Takao into his arms, "I can't stay mad at you Kinomiya, I love you too much."
"I knew it."
"What? What do you mean you KNEW it? … Dammit Takao, answer me!"
"Predictable."
"TAKA!"
And so another chase ensued.
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Max glanced at the over-joyed Tyson next to him, "Ty?"
Tyson stopped eating and looked over at Max, "What's up…?"
Max paused before continuing, "So… you're dating Hiwatari now Tyson?"
Tyson's smile widened, "Of course!"
Max sweatdropped as Tyson resumed eating, "Hmmm…"
Tyson paused, "Where'd you send Kei and Takao to anyway?"
"Some forest."
It was Tyson's turn to sweatdrop, "… some… forest…? You just made them go!"
Max grinned, "Well, Kei's still mad at Takao."
Tyson rolled his eyes, "Kei's still married to Takao, it's not like the Kinomiya's gonna up and leave him."
Max grinned, "Who knows? Maybe Myrou had something to do with it?"
"Max Tate, that was the worst joke ever."
"Thanks Ty."
"Welcome."
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"And the Mizuhara wins again!" Myrou called out in joy as he won.
Ray gave a pout, "Myrou that's the fifth time you won!"
Rei glanced down at his chart, "Actually it's the seventh."
Kai snickered as Ray threw up his hands, "DAMMIT!"
Ray glared, "Shut up Hiwatari."
Kai gave Ray a smirk, "Can't help it if you don't know how to play Ping-Pong Kon." (Does anyone besides me notice that rhymes?)
"HEY I WAS BORN BEFORE PING-PONG WAS INVENTED, OKAY?"
Myrou grinned gleefully as he smiled at Draciel (note Draciel is in human mode) "Looks like we win!"
Draciel grinned, "Master Myrou, I didn't even think we could loose."
The two shared a laugh as Ray glared, "You won with a bit beast on your side!"
"So? We never made any rules."
Ray growled as the human version of Drigger appeared, "Well now we're evening the score."
"But it's my nappy time!" (With all that sugar he must need a nappy time XP)
"MYROU!"
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Mao growled.
(Yes, I realize she ruins practically EVERY moment, but we're going to get her back for it. Oh so deadly style!)
She was not happy. (Obviously)
Not only could she not tear up Kei and Takao, but Kei wasn't even touching the food she made! Her hands slaved all night to make him food (or more like two minutes for instant ramen.)
The stupid blue dragon of the Kinomiya's could just make a sandwich and the crimson-eyed beauty would thank him like he made a fifteen-course meal.
She could almost imagine Kei on the brink of ecstasy- his pale skin flushed and sweaty, duel-colored hair sticking to his sweaty forehead, crimson eyes glazed over in lust, lips parted, and gasping for breath. (Nice little image for Kei and Kai fans XD since Kei and Kai look exactly the same)
And Takao always got to see Kei that way.
It wasn't fair.
But as Lee always told her, Life isn't fair.
Well, not for others anyway.
She growled and threw her magic book on the desk, "I'm going to force Kei to love me."
That HAD to work!
But this spell was broken by true love, what if…
NO!
She couldn't think like that!
She had to be FORWARD!
Kei Kaido, duel-hair, crimson eyes, die-for body, would be hers!
Not Takao Kinomiya's!
HERS!
(And I think she REALLY needs a life while she's at it…)
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"We're fucking LOST!"
"Taka…"
"I NEED TO KILL SOMETHING!"
Kei sweatdropped, grabbing hold of Takao as the bluenette got ready to destroy an innocent tree. "Takao, chill out a minute, you don't need to kill anything!"
Takao paused and grinned sheepishly, "Habit."
Kei shook his head with a sigh, "We've got to find a way back."
"Can I-?"
"NO!"
(Wow, Kei's actually being more mature than Takao! OO what happened to him?)
Suddenly Takao's eyes grew glossy.
"Takao! Don't even START!"
Bottom lip quiver.
"TAKAO!"
Tears.
Well that was enough for Kei. "ONE thing!"
Five innocent trees and two killer rabbits later…
Takao smiled cheerfully, "I feel so much better!"
Kei sweatdropped, "KINOMIYA, YOU KILLED SEVEN THINGS! NOT JUST ONE!"
Takao just grinned, "Got out of hand…"
Kei anime style fell, how could Takao get out of hand KILLING something? (Well, this IS Takao Kinomiya we're talking about…)
Takao smiled and pointed to a path, "And that last rabbit lead us to the road!"
Kei sighed, kissing Takao on the cheek, "What am I going to do with you?"
Takao grinned, "KILL!"
Kei: --;; "Besides that…"
"… Have…"
"Have really good sex with!"
Silence.
"Well? You agree Taka- MPHM!"
Oh yeah.
Takao agrees.
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Tyson smiled softly as he snuggled into Kai's arm, "Where do you think Ray dragged Myrou off?"
"The bed." Kai muttered under his breath.
The two sat in comfortable silence for some time.
"Kai?"
"Hm?"
"You realize that now we have to give not only Takao and Kei proper deaths, but Ray and Myrou as well?"
"Hai…"
"Well, not exactly YET!"
The two spun at the new voice, Kai instinctively moving slightly in front of Tyson.
A man stood there, red hair wild and blue eyes sparkling at them- or more- towards Tyson. "You're Takao's reincarnation? Hmm, you are just as beautiful as the Kinomiya."
Before he knew what he was saying, Tyson whispered out, "… Michael?"
The redhead grinned, "Michael Summers, pleasure."
Kai growled slightly.
Michael smirked, "Let me guess, Kei's reincarnation? What's your name brat?"
"Hn, Kai Hiwatari."
Michael sneered, "Lucky you Kai, you have violet-grey eyes and not those hideous crimson eyes Kei has."
Kai said nothing but kept a firm face on.
"I'm here to see Takao, where is he?"
"And we'd tell you… why?"
"Because I can hurt you with only one hand."
"Well Michael you aren't."
They turned to see Myrou and Ray standing there.
"Myrou Mizuhara, such strong words for a blonde." Myrou growled. "And his little lover of a kitten Kon, don't ruffle your fur kitten." Ray bared his fangs. "You two knew of it."
"That relationship was perfect Michael!"
Michael gave a laugh, "Takao and Kei were never meant to be together!"
"You're wrong!"
"They were perfect together!"
"And you're wrong." Michael snarled. "Dragoon is of wind and storm, Dranzer of Fire, and Trygle of power of wind!" (In truth, I never cared for Michael except when Kai got jealous and shoved him out of the way. Anyone know what element Michael's Trygle is?) "Get it? Dragoon and Trygle's chosen as one make it one hell of a windy party!" (That was lame and pathetic…)
Ray glared, "THERE'S SOMETHING STRONGER THAN THAT!"
Michael glared back, "What would that be?"
Ray smirked, "Don't you get it! If Dragoon and Dranzer's chosen are a couple it makes a burning Storm! Twice the elements!" (If no one understands this element talk, don't worry, it shall be explained later)
Michael scoffed, "I'm going to test out your theory Kon, if it's a lie…" Michael pointed to Myrou, "I'M FUCKING YOUR LOVER THERE!"
In seconds Michael had gone as quickly as he'd came. Ray was trying to support a pale Myrou but had trouble supporting just himself, and Kai was soothing a crying Tyson.
For two hours no body moved, no words were said, and no laughter rang out like usual.
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Takao and Kei blinked as they looked at the sight in front of them. Myrou was whimpering in Ray's arms, latching onto him as if he were life support, the neko-jiin had gotten Max and Rei to get Myrou some tissues, Tyson had fainted from fear, and Kai was holding his lover protectively.
"Did someone die or something?" Takao asked.
Ray glanced up at him before looking down, "Worse… Michael…"
Kei's stuff clattered to the floor, as did Takao's. Takao took a few steps back before sinking to his knees in tears, Kei started growling, bangs covering his eyes. "That… bastard…"
Takao glanced up from his spot on the floor, "Kei…"
"He's…"
"Kei… please…"
"I DON'T FUCKING CARE! HE'S GOING TO PAY FOR RAPING YOU TAKAO UNDERSTAND?" With that Kai ran off towards the cabin.
"Takao…" Myrou sniffed and dragged himself over to the bluenette, "We have to set up…"
"I'm… I'm going after Kei…" Takao stood up and was going to start running, but stopped when he heard Myrou's voice.
"Takao?"
"Yeah?"
"Please know Takao, this has nothing to do f when Michael rapped you… nothing."
"I-I'm going to go find Kei…"
Myrou watched as Takao ran off in a hurry, "Takao…"
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Tke: and Michael joins the bunch!
Kei: YOU HAD TAKAO RAPPED AGAIN!
Tke: … VV I love Takao so much, yet I keep hurting him… dammit, I need a Kavorkian scarf…
Kei: you can't die for two reasons Sammi.
Tke: and what would those be? O.o
Kei: 1. You have to finish this fic 2. you can't die until Kiraracutie dies, you made those promises.
Tke: . ruing my life even more, thanks Kei.
Kei: welcome!
Tke: anyways, I'm sitting here eating poky, so this might end up kinda random…
Kei: we really like poky
Tke: Strawberry to be exact.
Kei: Whatever, so that fie in California is near your house, are you gonna have to evacuate?
Tke: I don't think so, it's over by the freeway, they're going to try and stop it before it reaches Burbank. XD thank you men of the Fire Department!
Kei: we're still mad at you. points to Takao who's sitting in a chair not moving
Kei: I realized something.
Tke: What?
Kei: In this Takao got raped by Michael, and in My Demon he got raped by MICHAEL! DAMMIT MICHAEL, I'M KICKING YOUR ASS!
Tke: holding a shivering Takao screaming isn't gonna help-Hey! Kei that's Squall's gunblade! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING IT?
Kei: running out the door Michael and I are going to have a little talk…
Tke: NO! I JUST GOT MONEY TO PUT A CARPET IN THE STUDIO! (we were in a studio?)
Takao: I don't think he's coming back
Tke: oh well, R/R people!
Takao: If you do, you get poky!