stTke: and now I'm back! This is AWSOME!

Kei: don't you have other stories to be doing?

Tke: I like this one the most… I can't help it! I'm sure fans of this story won't mind!

Kei: vV can't help it, right…

Tke: Don't start with me Kei Kaido.

Kei: whatever, Tke doesn't own Beyblade.

Tke: thanks Kei, didn't know you had it in you!

Kei: no prob.

REVIEWS:

Kaikao: Thanks, but I still feel so bad TT the pic is sitting there saying, "scan me! Scan me!" You can borrow them! No problem! Taka-plushie!

Kei: oh no…

Tke: XD I have almost every Taka plushie known to man! Hehehehehe, I'm sure Kei will be horny if anyone just asks! He does it anyways!

Kai's Kitty: thanks! Hope this is soon enough!

LiahWoodsKainTalaLover: Of course I'd do one! Tyka is my favorite coupling, so it'd be like a sin not to! I'm keeping it up!

Destruction Devil: I think I would too, haha. Anyways, go update your fics!

Akira of the Twilight: Homework sucks. But because it's Japanese homework rocks! Dewa, mata ato de! Cookies! Domo goshinsetsu ni!

Fireie Gurl: Glad you like! Hope this is soon enough!

Shinigami: Yes, Kei is such a rabid horndog. I love that name, I'm going to use it EVERYWHERE now! XD. Yes, I don't think TWO Maxies on sugar high is good for ANYONE'S health.

-.Hyourin Tenshi.-: glad you're a new reader! Thanks for reviewing!

Lugga: Fluff and stuff. Nice rhyme. I'll be sure to add more next chapter mostly! You have to wait to find out why… but you should like it.

SaberKon: I think your laziness is rubbing off on Lugga, lol. Dude, TT beat Stephanie and I'll draw you a Tyka or Mara pic! Your choice! Something to look forward to! Even if you don't do it until fifty years! Email me and I'll draw! Hehehehe, or I could draw you one if you just ask. (As long as if you want it specific, just lemme know.)

Kiraracutie: I'm so sorry I missed school and left you Nat-chan! Must've been those popcorn balls we made! Although they were sssssooooo good! Did anyone else stay out? If all three of us did (or would) I'd feel so bad for Nessa. Oh well, here's a present for ya! A chappie!

Beyblade Tip of the Chapter: In the Japanese version, Daichi actually doesn't even know what the launcher for a beyblade is, hell, he doesn't even know what a BEYBLADE is! In American version he knows ALL.

Chapter 21: Meeting the Parents yeah, I WENT there.

"Blah"- speech

'Blah'- thoughts

Kei grinned wolfishly, "Guess what?" He'd currently chased his lover into a new room and straded him on the bed. Who cares whose bed it was anyways?"

Takao gave a pout before his eyes grew glossy and became the puppy dog eyes, "You're going to let me go?"

Kei snickered, rubbing his nose against Takao's, "Sweet Kinomiya, why would I want to do that?"

SMACK!

Kei fell off the bed with a twitch and Takao blinked before looking to the doorway.

Kei glared, "What was that for Hiwatari!"

Kai's glare met with Kei's, "Don't fuck on THAT bed."

"And why the fuck NOT?"

"That's my PARENT'S bed dumbass."

Silence before Takao burst into laughter, Kei growled while Kai smirked.

"HIWATARI YOU'RE DEAD!" Kai took off with laughter as Kei ran after, leaving Takao to sweatdrop, still lying on the bed.

Tyson rubbed one sleepy eye and walked in yawning, "Takao? What's going on?"

"Kei's going to 'kill' Kai."

Tyson shrugged and snuggled up to his older half, "Takao?"

"Hm?"

"You never told me."

Takao blinked, "Told you what?"

"The first time you found out you loved Kei Kaido."

Takao sweatdropped, that REALLY wasn't the best option. Especially with Myrou's comments and his very bad mental images he brought up…. Takao figured that story probably wouldn't be best for Tyson. Kai'd probably kill Takao for 'tainting' his lover, "I'll tell you when you're older."

Tyson gave a pout and huffed.

"Let's go make breakfast." Takao offered a weak smile, "I'm sure Ray could use some help."

Tyson grinned and ran out of the room with a sweatdropping Takao following. (Poor Takao-baby seems to be sweatdropping a lot… Kei: HE'S MINE!)

Tyson gaped while Takao sighed the kitchen was a MESS!

Flour was littered on the floor, including honey, chocolate syrup, and other stick products, and it was topped off with whip cream, nuts, candies, strawberries and much more.

Ray lay on the floor, dazed. That's when he sat up and noticed Tyson and Takao.

"Ray… what happened!" Tyson looked around again at the mess before 'awing'.

Ray gave a cheerful smile, "Tag gone wrong!"

Takao stared at the neko-jiin, "Tag gone WRONG?"

Ray sighed, "Myrou on sugar."

Takao was out of there fast, Takao's current mission? Find one VERY hyper Mizuhara Myrou.

Tyson whistled, "Kai's gonna kill you…"

Ray shrugged, "He's already ran through here, Kei in tow."

Tyson sighed before avoiding everything to help Ray up, "We better start cleaning…"

"How?"

"A vacuum."

"Tyson?"

"Yeah?"

"… What's a vacuum?"

"… Never mind Ray, never mind…"

Seconds had gone by before Max Tate had run straight smack into a wall. Wait… walls didn't have muscles! Max glanced up before jumping back, "KAI?"

"You're running." Kai death glared him, "In my HOUSE."

"Mansion." Max corrected him.

"Whatever."

Silence.

Max glomped Kai to the floor, "Did I ever tell you I love your hair Kai!"

"Tate get OFF me!"

"Your eyes are a nice shade of grey too Kai."

"TATE!"

Max pouted, "Aw, I was on a roll Kai!"

Kai death glared him, "You've had sugar, didn't you?"

Max rolled his eyes, "What am I supposed to have? Beer? We're all underage." He paused, "Minus Kei, Takao, Ray, and Myrou."

Kai sweatdropped, "Like I'd even have beer in my house."

"Mansion."

"Whatever."

"HIWATARI!"

"Fuck!" Kai shoved Max off him and continued running.

"Kai! No running in your house!"

"Mansion!"

"WHATEVER!"

Max grinned, that was sure to leave the boy confused. (Probably me too…)

DING DONG!

Takao quickly went to answer the door to come face to face with a cute couple. The girl had short dark reddish-brown hair and green eyes, the father had black hair and deep crimson eyes, "Can I help you?"

The lady squealed, "Are you Kai's lover?"

Takao sweatdropped, how should he put this? 'Oh yes, you see, I'm from the past, my lover, Kei Kaido, was reborn in the future in Kai Hiwatari, so I sorta am!' Takao sighed mentally, that probably wasn't the answer he should give, "… It's complicated…"

She squealed and hugged him tight, "You're so cute! I'm glad Kai picked you out! Mr.-."

"Kinomiya Takao."

The lady hugged him tighter, "I'm so glad he found you!" She then paused, took a step back, and glared at him, "You're not WAY older than our son, are you?"

Kai's parents? This could be fun. Although he had to sweatdrop. Takao was at least a thousand years older than Kai, wasn't he? That's why Takao was 1022 years old after all. "I uh…"

"PERFECT!" She squealed again

The man just seemed to smile, "How far have you gone?"

Takao stared at him as if he'd grown an extra head. THESE were supposed to be KAI'S parents? These comments were something he'd expect from KEI'S! (Wouldn't we all?)

"Oh I see." The man gave a sigh, "You're still unsure aren't you?"

"… Not… really…"

"Come! I must see you with Kai! You two look so cute!"

"No! Mrs. Hiwatari that's really okay!"

"I insist Takao! Please let's head to the den!"

Mrs. Hiwatari opened the door and gasped. Everyone in the room hadn't noticed them.

Kai was in front of Tyson, fighting with Kei, complaining about leaving Tyson's innocent mind alone. Myrou was playing chess with Max but with banana pieces instead. And Ray and Rei were trying to tear their gazes away from the sex-used fruit. (Can anyone smell a lemon soon? wink)

Soon everyone paused and seven sets of eyes met three other sets.

"KAI HIWATARI! YOUNG MAN YOU ARE SO GROUNDED! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT PARTIES WHILE WE'RE GONE?"

The rest of the group sweatdropped, they'd at least expected Kai's mom to faint, but it seemed she didn't noticed the resemblance ones had to others.

"AND IS THIS YOUR LOVER OR IS THAT ONE! WHY ARE YOU DATING AN OLDER VERSION?"

Okay…

Maybe she HAD noticed the resemblance…

"KAI HIWATARI! TAKE YOUR LOVER AND GET TO YOUR ROOM!"

The others scrambled out of the way as Kai cursed and dragged Tyson with him.

The room emptied and Kai's mother sighed, glancing at her husband, "Now that I have you back we already have problems (2)!"

Mr. Hiwatari smiled, "Our son had a look alike."

"Yes, he was very handsome!"

They DEFINITELY noticed the resemblance…

Kai sighed, lying on his bed. His parent's home was NOT what he expected.

Tyson gave a smile and snuggled into Kai's side, wrapping his arms around Kai's waist, "What are you thinking about?"

Kai snorted, "How I'm going to die."

Tyson gave a grin and kissed Kai on the cheek before closing his eyes in sleep, "Then I'll make sure you won't."

"… Night."

"Night."

Kei smirked, sitting on the bed and leaning against the wall, "Stupid Hiwatari kid."

Takao rolled his eyes; he tied his hair in his usual low ponytail, "Is that all you ever think about?" He froze, not realizing what he said until it was too late.

Kei grinned wolfishly and straded Takao on the bed (yet again), "How can you ask that Taka? You know I also have thoughts of fucking you!"

Takao glared, his words simple, "You. Are. Not. Fucking. Me. Kei."

"Awwww."

"We don't mind watching!"

Kei blinked and huggled Takao close as Kai's parents stood in front of them, "Are you people INSANE!"

Takao sighed in relief; Kei still knew where the line was…

"Takao's body is too perfect for you to see!"

Takao sweatdropped, maybe not…

This was going to be very… weird living here….

Tke: dun, dun, dun.

Kei: … That… Was not fully true!

Tke: Oo how so?

Kei: XD Takao's body is shaped like a god!

Tke: vV god, why did I make you Kei…? Oh well. Review and you get a Mao plushie that's body parts come off! Yes… EVERY part of her body comes off!

Kei: review!