Written by me
Mr. Potter,
You? Tidy about things? Are you kidding?
And don't you dare leave that place. I'll never be able to find you and there is no way you can make it here. No way. You don't even know where to begin.
I would like to see Dumbledore pitch a fit. It would be extremely entertaining. And since when do you give wonderful blowjobs? Have you been practicing, or something?
Is there something you should tell me before I waste my time rescuing you? Have you found another, less-attractive lover? No one could top me, you realize.
Not even your owl.
And I'm not counting days, I'm simply informing you so you can do it. I thought you would be interested.
Regards,
Mr. Draco Malfoy
Slytherin Sex God