Tke: I'm BACK!
Kei: … great…
Tke: aw shaddup.
Kei: anything you wanna say?
Tke: … Kai Hiwatari is a fucking jerk.
Kei: … that was random…
Kai: what the FUCK do you have against ME?
Kei: V.V she's reading Kai's Kitty's Shattered story.
Kai: … damn… stupid Tala… rolls eyes
Kei: she used to like Tala Involtv until after she read THAT.
Kai: just start, will you?
Tke: yes sir! Glares at him
Kai: QUIT STARING AT ME LIKE THAT! Glares back
Kei: What ever possessed you to date Involtv, Hiwatari?
Kai: V.v I don't want to know, I just wanna kill myself over it.
Tke: SHUT UP! I STARTED!
Kei and Kai: O.o
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Duckyalchemist: thank you!
Cherry Fantasy: GLOMP SAMMI LOVES YOU SO MUCH!
Kei: … Sammi, you're talking in third person….
Tke: I DON'T CARE! SHE LIKES MY STORY! Who knew yaoi boys could get into so much trouble! XD
ChAngIng-WINds: thank you! I think I'm a pretty bad writer, but I'm glad you like it!
Kai's Kitty: A boyfriend for Kai BEFORE he dated Tyson…. Makes me wonder! XD thanks! I got my idea now! HUGGLES! THANKS FOR UPDATING SHATTERED AND LOST! Sorry I couldn't help too much with your story, I'm not much of KaiRay fan, nor a SetoYami one. I prefer KaiTyson and Yugiyami, but I love your story ideas.
Shinigami: Kei: hands over plushie manual you didn't get it from me
Tke: get what from you?
Kei: nothing!
Tke?.? Well…. HARRY POTTER ROCKS! And I'm sorry, but as a gift to Kai's Kitty, I HAVE to have another triangle. But don't worry, it won't last long. I'll make you a one shot that's only Tyka or Mara, your choice.
LiahWoodsKainTalalover: Lemons are pretty hard to write… never thought I'd do one….. But I AM a fangirl, ne?
Allieb13: …. You're welcome…
Kai: what the fuck?
Tke: leave 'em alone! It's a review!
Kai: then my name is Kai Edna Hiwatari
Tke: then deal with it Kai Edna Hiwatari gives him a stare
Kai: … EDNA IS NOT MY MIDDLE NAME, DAMMIT, IT WAS A JOKE!
Tke: O.O Kai Edna Hiwatari cracks a joke?
Kai: … why me…?
Akira of the Twilight: Don't worry Mimi, maybe you can read a lime. XD anyways, our team can be used to destroy our Tyka and Mara haters!
Minako Mikoto: You're SO welcome! Glad you like the lemon! THANKS!
Kei: I'm going deaf…….
Tke: shut up Kei, you're loosing time with Takao.
Kei: shit! Gotta go! Bye!
Tke: … yes well… TYKA AND MARA FOREVER!
Smoondigiboy: As long as you read and liked that's what matters. But if you want, give me your email (in a message on my profile because it won't come up on review) and I'll send you chapter eight.
Dedications: I dedicate this chapter to Kai's Kitty for her great idea and Kaikao for updating Bewitched! I LOVE YOU BOTH!
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Kei smirked as he watched Tyson Kinomiya (cough, Kei stuck with the name) enter the room, the bluenette limping, "I take it you were uke, Tyson?"
Tyson turned a dark red, "SHUT UP KAIDO!"
Kei just gave a cheery smile, "Don't worry, Takao was uke too!"
Takao smacked his boyfriend upside the head, "SHUT UP!"
"But Taka! The way you moaned-."
No one had ever seen Takao drop Kei out the window so fast.
Kai came in, blinking, "I thought I heard Kaido."
"Takao kicked him out the window." Tyson muttered, blushing, as he could not look at his boyfriend.
Kai blinked for a second, staring, before turned to Takao, "Do I want to know?"
Takao glared the Hiwatari like he'd done something wrong, said boy sweatdropped.
DING DONG!
"I'll get it!" Tyson raced away to get away from his boyfriend. He ran to the door and opened it, he stared and gapped.
In the doorway stood a boy with short black hair and the most piercing gray eyes Tyson had ever seen. The boy's tanned skin wasn't as dark and rich as Tyson's, but I still looked smooth and shinny. (1)
"May I… help you…?" Tyson asked.
The boy's voice was smooth yet harsh, "Kai's letting KIDS work for him now? That's a first." The boy practically sneered, "Where is Kai?"
Suddenly Kai came to the doorway, followed by Takao and Kei, who the boy didn't see
"Kira?" Kai blinked.
He did, however, notice Kai, "Kai koi! I missed you!" He ran to Kai and hugged him, kissing him on the cheek.
Kai froze; the only thing in his sight was the heartbroken Tyson, "Tyson…"
Tyson turned his back to Kai, "I'm going to go clean now, Master Kai-sama."
Takao glanced at the shocked expression on Kai's face; he followed Tyson out of the room.
Kei whistled, "That went well."
The boy, who Kai responded to as Kira, turned to Kei, "Are you impersonating Kai?"
Kei smirked, veins sprouting all over his head, "I am the better half of Kai."
"You look like a dog." Came Kira's remark.
Kei face faulted and Kai smirked.
Maybe Kira being here wasn't so bad after all…
Kira smiled to Kai, "I missed you Kai-koi!" He hugged the Hiwatari's neck again.
Kai sweatdropped, okay… maybe not…
Kira smiled, skipping over Kei and dragging Kai with him, "Kai koi, let's go have tea!"
Kai didn't even notice until the door closed that Takao had came back with a tear-cheeked Tyson.
"My Ty-!"
The last thing Kai saw of him was Tyson flinching at the nickname.
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"Tyson…" Takao held the younger version of him, watching him cry on his should, "Tyson, you know Kai still loves you."
Tyson sniffled, "It's just hard that he still has his old lover around."
Kei smirked evilly, "Another playmate of Hiwatari's…." He scratched his chin thoughtfully as if he was older and had a beard. (Does anyone seem to notice that even as they grow older, anime characters NEVER seem to get a beard unless they already have one?)
Takao gave Kei a glare, "Don't even THINK it Kaido!"
"KAIDO IS ON A MISSION!"
Tyson sweatdropped as Takao's fist shook, "Guess he already thought about it…"
"I'm going to KILL him…" came Takao's voice.
Tyson smiled slightly, glancing at the older version of himself with a half hearted look of victory.
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Kira smiled happily, he glanced at Kai through thick eyelashes, "Did you miss me Kai-koi?"
Kai sweatdropped, in truth, he'd forgotten about Kira.
Kira smiled again, then frowned, "About that boy."
Kai sweatdropped again, he'd also forgotten about Kira's attitude…
Kira then glanced up from some tea to glare towards Kai, "What's his name?"
"Tyson."
"… His last name?"
"Kinomiya."
Kira jumped up, eyes widening, "You've got a Kinomiya working as a servant?"
Kai could only sweatdrop again, "No I'm not, you took it-."
Kira ran out the door, grabbed a surprised Tyson, and drew him back in the room.
Or at least, who he thought was Tyson.
Kira bowed as the boy blinked, "Kinomiya-san, I wish for your forgiveness."
Takao blinked, "Erm… what?"
Kira didn't stop, "I ask forgiveness on behalf of my fiancée, Hiwatari Kai-."
As Kira babbled on, Takao could almost hear Tyson's sob from the other side of the door. He sent a mental link to Kei to get Tyson away from there.
"Kira-sama." Came Takao's voice.
Kira bowed once more before standing up, "Yes Kinomiya-san?"
"You can't marry Kai."
Kira looked astonished, "But this was planned as kids!"
Takao sat on the couch, snuggling into Kai's embrace. The half Russian was going along with it, even if he didn't know what the hell was going on.
"I'm sorry, but I'm dating Kai."
Kai jumped, glancing at Takao like Tyson's older half had announced that the president of the United States died in a knitting accident. (2)
Takao Kinomiya's look clearly read 'Fucking play along or I'll make you loose Tyson forever.'
The Hiwatari sweatdropped, this was SO not his day….
Kira kept his gaze on Takao before sighing, "I can't believe I'm hearing this…"
The two watched intently.
Kira was grabbing Takao's hands and shaking them in less than an instant, "Kinomiya-san! You don't know how HAPPY you've made me!"
The two stared.
WHAT?
Kira smiled, "I was so worried I was going to have to marry sourpuss over there." He glanced at Kai.
Silence.
Kira ran out the door, "Bye!"
Even more silence
"WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?" Came the scream from Kai Hiwatari.
Takao Kinomiya could only wonder in agreement.
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(1)- Kira is actually one of my first five OCs. If anyone reads my other stories, he's from Saint Dragons. Don't worry, Kira will have a bigger part later on, right now I just needed to introduce him.
(2)- Does anyone watch Who's Line Is It Anyways? I was watching it and they were in the middle of playing that game where someone died in a weird way. It suddenly popped into my head. I have no idea why. I was going to use Arnold, mayor of California(since I live in California) but then only the Californians would get my joke, so I couldn't.
Tke: Another chapter down the drain!
Kei: you're still listening to the Rage Beat, aren't you?
Tke: hey Gravitation is a good anime! The best yaoi anime out there!
Kei: and you just happen to love Shuichi Shindou, ne?
Tke: Shuichi-sama is my GOD.
Kei: uh huh. Throws out plushies of Shuichi accept these or I will KILL you!
Tke: … right… anyways, next chapter is dedicated to Kaikao for coming back! And it's going to be a Mara lemon for you all! My very first Mara one! I WILL TRY MY BEST!
R AND R PLEASE!