Annoying Vlad 1 - 5
Disclaimer- I do not own Danny Phantom
WTAV 1 - Poke him mercilessly
"Hello Vlad." Sam said.
"What do you want?" Vlad responded coldly.
"Nothing." came the reply. Vlad turns away. Sam pokes him. Vlad turns around, but sees no one.
Poke. Vlad turns around again...Nothing there.
Poke. And again.
Poke And again
Poke
Poke
Poke
Poke
Poke
Poke
Poke
Poke. "WILL YOU STOP THAT!" Vlad bellowed at Sam. Sam smiles innocently Vlad huffs and turns around.
Poke.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Vlad runs out of building. Sam smirks.
End of WTAV1
WTAV 2 - Ask are we there yet?
Sam sat in the limo, across from Vlad. Danny and Tucker were asleep in the long seat next to her. They were 'visiting' after Mr. and Mrs. Fenton were convinced by him to let them come.
"So...Vlad." Vlad looked up. "Are we there yet?" Sam asked.
"Er...no?" Vlad said, confused.
"Oh, ok." Vlad resumed his reading. Sam smirked. "Are we there yet?" she asked as he was getting absorbed in his book.
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"NO! WE ARE NOT THERE YET! WE WILL NOT BE THERE UNTIL 3 HOURS!" Vlad yelled, getting red in the face. He returned to his book. Sam sat there and looked at her watch. 20 minutes passed. Smirking, she asked,
"Are we there yet?" Vlads face became red as a tomato. When they stopped at red light, he climbed in the front.
End of WTAV2
WTAV 3 - Similar to WTAV 2 - Ask "Are we lost yet?"
Sam found herself in the backseat of Vlad Master's limo again. Danny and Tucker in the long seat next to her, asleep. Vlad was across from her, reading.
"'Ello Vlad!" she said, in a non-gothic way. She shivered. He looked up startled.
"Uh, hello Samantha?" he said, confused.
"Call me Sam!" she said, shivering again.
"Er, ok..." he resumed reading. "So..." he looked up again. "Are we lost yet?" "No, we will not get lost."
"Are we lost yet?"
"We will not get lost."
"Are we lost yet?"
"We will not get lost."
"Are we lost yet?"
"We will not get lost."
"Are we lost yet?"
"We will not get lost."
"Are we lost yet?"
"We will not get lost."
"Are we lost yet?"
"We will not get lost."
"Are we lost yet?"
"We will not get lost."
"Are we lost yet?"
"We will not get lost."
"Are we lost yet?"
"We.will.NOT.get.lost."
"Are we lost yet?"
"WE WILL NOT GET LOST."
"Are we lost yet?"
"WE WILL NOT GET LOST NOW STOP ASKING ME!"
She smirked when he yelled. Five minutes later...
"Are we lost yet?"
He growled loudly in his throat and climbed into shotgun. She smirked. Quietly, she got up and went behind his chair.
"Hey Vlad." she whispered. "Are we lost yet?" He growled again. Smiling largely, she sat back in her seat.
End of WTAV 3
WTAV 4 - Tell Vlad it's ok to admit your feelings
"Vlad, it's ok to admit your feelings." Sam said, sitting Indian style in his large living room. Danny and Tucker sat behind her. Danny's chin was on her shoulder. Vlad sighed at her. Tucker nodded and Danny nodded the best he could without moving. He had his arms wrapped around Sam's waist. (Danny, not Vlad, you dirty people!)
"It's ok to feel sad. Mad possibly. Over excited?" she said in a pshycaitrist (ya, whatever someone help me with that? Lol) Danny snorted and kept from laughing by burying his head in her shoulder. He looked at her over his book, annoyed.
"Ms. Manson, I would appreciate it if you would keep your opinions to yourself." Vlad said, and buried his head back into his book.
"See? I told you he was tense." Vlad heard Tucker whispered to the couple. He saw, out of the corner of his eye, them nod. He sighed again.
"He really needs a cat." He heard the girl named Sam whisper. He heard young Daniel(damn Vlad can't understand Danny) and his techno friend, Trucker or something(lol, had to add it in) snicker.
"I do not need a cat." He said, annoyed with their antics.
"Yes you do." the girl said.
"No, I don't."
"Yes you do. The more you deny it, the more you need one." He sighed. He peered over his book again. Vlad saw Tucker hiding his laughter behind his hand. His eyes flew to the couple and saw Danny leaning against the armchair behind him and Sam, smirking. Sam was leaning against him, his arms around her waist. (HIM meaning DANNY not VLAD perverts) She too was smirking and her violet eyes were laughing at him.
"I DO NOT NEED A CAT! I WILL NOT GET A CAT! I DO NOT WISH TO HAVE A CAT!" He sat back down and continued with his book. He heard them snickering. Then it stopped. He looked over his book and saw them gone. Sighing in contempt, he settled down to read again. Then he felt something on his head. Alerted, he put his hand up and felt fur. He put his book down and took the fur down. It was a cat. He heard snickering and a voice say, "I told you that you needed one." Then he heard running as he growled.
End of WTAV 4
WTAV 5 - Convince him to 'come out'
"Mr. Masters?" Sam said in her sweetest voice. Said man looked up and a smirk fell on his face.
"What is it?" she handed him a note, smirked, then went back out of his study. He arched an eyebrow but said nothing. He went to open the note but it opened for him. It was blank. Confused, he reached out to touch it but then, in purple ink, words began to form. They spelled,
"It's ok the come out and tell people." Confused, the ink went away and new words appeared.
"Don't look confused." They disappeared and new ones formed. "It's ok to feel shy." He looked around but saw nothing. New words appeared in green ink.
"You can't see us." He sighed. New words brought his attention back to it. It was back to purple ink. "Just tell people." He was confused. He started to think(must be hard. :)) 'Come out? What do they mean, come out? Do they mean...' his mouth curled into an 'o'. Soon he heard laughter, than shushing sounds, then more laughter. Suddenly, the door to the closet opened outside the study and three bodies fell out. All teenagers. Laughing hysterically, Sam was first, Danny on top of her, and Tucker atop of him.
Danny smiled at their position and leaned down and kissed Sam. Tucker coughed and rolled of him. Danny rolled off her and got up. He leant hands down to help them up and they accepted. They all turned to Vlad. They all smirked when they saw his expression and Sam snapped a picture. Laughing, they tore down the hall and bounded up the stairs. Vlad huffed and returned to his book, fuming.
End of WTAV 5
A/N: Well, that was 6 pages. Sorry if it's too boring and yes, I had to slide in some Danny and Sam moments. It's only customary. It started out as 1-10 but that's too long.