Written by me
Sparky,
Stop wanking. Right now. Stop thinking about, stop doing it, just stop.
I want you extremely frustrated with I come for you. And I just realized that that statement could be interpreted in more than one way.
As for the blood, you have to understand who my father is. I was constantly hearing it from the house elves, about how hard it is to get out of robes. My family is twisted. Welcome to it, by the way. You can deal with your uncomfortableness (is that even a word?) later.
And He walked in on you? Wanking? And you don't care? I never thought you would be an exibitionist. We should definitely do it in the Great Hall.
Seven!
Yours in supreme superiority,
Draco