Annoying Vlad 6 - 10

Disclaimer- I do not own Danny Phantom

Well, my sugar level has been deflated and I have no energy to get more so I'm a bit cranky.

WTAV6 - Stop talking when he comes in the room/hearing distance

Sam Manson and her boyfriend, Danny Fenton/ Phantom, were currently talking at Vlad Master's breakfast table in his dining room. They sat across from each other and Tucker was still asleep. Vlad was coming down as they spoke.

"Remember Danny." Sam warned him.

"I know, I know." Danny said, grinning at her.

"Why are you smiling at me like that?"

"'Cause your pur-ty." he said, dragging it out.

"Danny, did you drink some of his wine?"

"Maybe..." he said, playing with her fingers. She sighed and shook her head.

"You are so weird." Danny grinned more and played with her other hand. He started making two of them walk. (Picture your middle finger and index finger as legs) Sam opened her mouth to say something but then Vlad walked and she remembered the plan. Thankfully, so did Danny.

Vlad noticed their sudden silence at his presence. 'Either they're planning something...or they're talking about something.' He thought. They ate and drank some more in silence. Sam kicked Danny in the leg sharply when she saw him attempt to slide some wine in his drink again. He spilled some but Vlad didn't notice this. He coughed. The two teens looked up.

"Well, I'm going to the bathroom." He stated, as if announcing there was a ghost invasion going to take place within the next 5 minutes. He left the room and walked up the stairs to the bathroom.

Sam tried to get the wine bottle from his hands but he had a firm grip. They struggled with it and whispered. They heard Vlad approaching and then he entered. They fell silent. He glared at them, their sudden silence annoying him. He had a theory and tested it. Vlad went into the kitchen for a few minutes, heard them talking and went in. Almost immediately, they stopped talking. He did it again and grew agitated when it happened again.

Again, Vlad stepped out, then back in and their whispers stopped.

Again

and again

and again

and, to put a twist on things, AGAIN.

Vlad felt rage coming on and started yelling, "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" He ran out of the room, screaming something about a pshycatrist.

"May I suggest a cat?" Sam called to him, smirking. They heard screaming again and they burst out laughing.

End of WTAV 6

WTAV 7 - Laugh at him when he turns away from you

Sam decided to take this on her own. She would have fun with this. Confidently, she knocked on his study door. It was a few moments before she heard the movement of papers then he called, "Come in." She inhaled then exhaled deeply. She reached for the doorknob and opened the door. She peered. "Mr. Masters?"she said.

"Samantha?" Vlad said, looking up. "Come in." She obliged. He motioned for her to sit. Sam sat in a chair across from him. "I'll be with you in a moment." She nodded and he went back to sorting papers. Sam quietly took a breath in and breathed out. Smirking, she put the next step into action. She started to giggle.

Alerted, he turned to look at her but she was silent. Shaking his head, he returned to papers. She saw this and giggled again, turning the volume up a little. He turned around again, curious as to the sudden outburst. He blinked and stared at her. (OMG, you do not know how wrong it feels to type this part.) "Did you say something?" he asked. She looked up and shook her head. Confused, Veronica(LMAO) turned around and took some more papers off the shelf.

Sam decided to wait a few minutes till she laughed again. This time, she made it sound more like a chuckle than a giggle. She did it loudly and clearly (dirty, yes I'm perverted), making it better to hear. Sighing, Vlad turned around and saw her smiling innocently at him. Less than a second after he turned around, she started giggling again. He cast a look over his shoulder and saw her smiling at him again.

'Alright Sam. He's getting angrier. Time to kick it up.' she thought. Bracing herself, she let out a full fledged laugh. Growling, Vlad turned around. Turning again, she did it louder. They kept repeating this. It soon surprised Vlad that she hadn't laughed in 5 minutes. Smirking, as if reading his thoughts, she waiting a few more minutes.

She glanced at the clock and saw it read 9:05. Silence.

The clock read 9:07. Silence.

9:09. Shifting quietly in the chair, the only sound to fill the room now was the shuffling of papers.

9:13 Time sped up. Quietly, waiting 2 more minutes, she glanced at the clock and read it as 9:15. Perfect.

'Showtime.' Sam got in a position where he could directly hear her.

Suddenly, Sam let out a loud laugh. Startled, Vlad jumped and his papers flew everywhere. Laughing hysterically, she got up and ran out of the study. Back in the study, Vlad grumbled and picked up his papers. He stood up and went to put them on his desk but then slipped on a paper. Screaming slightly, he fell to the ground.

End of WTAV 7

This one is dedicated to Samantha because she laughs so loud at recess.
WTAV 8 - Similar to #7 - Laugh loudly behind him

Sam decided to drag Danny along with her for this one. "I thought it was your turn." Danny told her as they walked down the stairs. He wrapped his hands around her waist and walked behind her, resting his chin on her shoulder. Sam wrapped her hands in his and leaned back on his chest.

"It is my turn but I need help with this one." she stated, smiling up at him. "Besides, don't you love torturing Vlad senselessly?"

"That, I do." he said leaning in and kissing her. "But I also love you." He leaned back in and they had a longer one than before.

Soon, someone coughed behind them and they tore apart to see a very embarrassed Vlad in front of them. Embarrassed because he walked in on them.

"Sorry Uncle Vlad!" Danny said in a freakishly cheery voice. Giggling, Sam allowed Danny to pull her lightly around the corner. He pressed her up against the wall and pushed his lips on hers. Smiling, she returned it and that's how they stayed for a few minutes. Panting, Sam pulled away and gasped for air.

"C'mon," she said to him. "We have a job to do." She kissed him quickly on the lips. "There's time for that later." Reluctantly, Danny agreed and allowed himself to be pulled by her in the direction Vlad had been walking in. Resuming their position, Danny dropped his hands to her hips and smiled.

"Now remember," she told him. "Loud and clear." He nodded and they walked quicker when they caught up with him. Quietly, they walked behind him. Sam murmured to Danny, "Now." Turning them invisible, he laughed loudly. (Picture this high cackling)

Caught off guard, Vlad whipped around to see an empty hallway. Narrowing his eyes, he resumed walking. Danny laughed louder this time and Vlad whipped around. Growling, he turned around. It was a mere 2 minutes when it happened again. But this time when he turned around, Sam and Danny were rolling around on the floor, laughing.

"Hush!" he said. They didn't listen, still laughing. "Hush you two!" When didn't listen, he grew frustrated and stomped to the end of the corridor. When he turned the corner, Danny and Sam stopped laughing. Snickering, Danny stood up and bent down to help Sam up. She accepted and they smiled at each other.

"Now." he said. "Where were we?" Smirking, Sam backed up into the wall, wrapping her arms around his next and leaned in to kiss him. Danny snaked his arms around her waist, deepening the kiss.

End of WTAV 8

WTAV 9 - Say "like" after every other word

Skipping, Sam landed directly behind Vlad Masters. "Hi!" she said in a really obnoxious voice. She had to act like a prep to pull this off. 'This is going to be a very long trick.' she thought, but went through with it anyway. Sighing, Vlad turned around to see an overly peppy Goth girl staring at her.

"So, like I like was like talking like to like this girl like and like she like was like all like like "What are you saying like?" and like I was like "Like I like dunno like!" and she like was like all like "OMG like no like way!" and I was like..." Vlad groaned and moaned and grumbled and growled and did every noise possible, hoping this strange girl would leave him alone already. She had followed him around. Everywhere he went, she was right behind him! Before, he was coming out of the bathroom and suddenly he heard, "Like so like anyway like!" Finally, after what seemed like forever, she left him alone.

Vlad laid down on his head, constantly hearing the word "like" repeat in his mind.

From down the hall and outside his door, he heard her going " like like like like like like like like like like like like like..."

Groaning, he stuffed his pillow over his head to block it out.

End of WTAV 9

WTAV 10 - Ask him why after he says something to you

"Why?" Sam asked.

"Why what?" came Vlad's reply.

"Why why?"

"Why what?"

"Why?"

"Why what?"

"WHY?"

"WHY WHAT!" was the angry reply.

"Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?"

"I DON'T KNOW WHY! STOP ASKING ME!"

"Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" was her only reply

Sam laughed as Vlad stalked out of the room screaming.

End of WTAV 10

A/N 6 more pages. Sorry the last one is so short. My back started to get stiff and it hurts to type. I may post a remake of 10 in another chapter, depending on if I can. Well, please review!