Written by me
Arse,
I don't know where that came from. It just popped into my head. Look at that, you inspired imagination from me. Already making me a brighter and better person.
I knew you would think so. And I've been rather fine. I've been to busy to be horny. I'm not going to tell you what I've been doing becuase you'll either just be really annoyed or possibly kill me. This is beside painting my ceiling, of course.
I decided on red. Just so you know.
And I wouldn't ask about the blood either. I wish I didn't know.
Six days! Oh, you know you love it. You probably have a little calendar set up and everything.
To be honest, I was just going to walk up to your front door and ask for you. What, do you not think that will work?
Love,
The Amazing Draco