105 Ways to Annoy Vlad Masters Chapter 4: WTAV 11 through 15, a danny phantom fanfic

Annoying Vlad 11-15

Disclaimer- I do not own Danny Phantom. I do not own the songs featured here. I do not own the Kim Possible talk.

Sorry about the delay. I felt horrible that day I posted the last chapter and I keep coughing and my allergies are horrible. The good news is I have a lot of energy to get out so what better way then in story?

Thanks to all the reviewers and all their helpful suggestions! I am now literally flooded with ideas, so that means MORE CHAPTERS! YAY! lol, well...here we go! -dives in-

Dedicated to reviewer - Audri for suggesting this
WTAV 11 - Ask him "What?" after he says something to you - Similar to #10

Coughing loudly, Sam stepped into the room. It was dark and musty and dusty and crusty and rusty...well, maybe not those last two, but you get the point, right? She looked around in the darkness, a blank look over her face. Fumbling, she felt around for a light switch of some sort. Finding a cord, she pulled it and a light bulb shined over her.

"Ms. Manson?" came the elderly voice of Vlad Masters. "Ms. Manson, are you in there?" His voice sounded distant as if he was a mile away. Sam heard footsteps and his voice got closer. The room she was currently in looked like an abandoned study. Books and papers littered the little part of the floor she could see. Dust covered everything.

A lamp was on the bookcase that she could barely see in the dim light. Careful not to trip, she made it over to the lamp and fumbled, once again, in the dark to light it. Sam felt the knob and turned it. Nothing. She turned it again. Nothing. Frustrated, she knocked it off the case. The light bulb went out. "Oh joy."

Suddenly, footsteps that were so far away became closer. They sounded quick, as if they were running.

"Sam?" the familiar voice of Danny filled her ears. "Sam, are you in here?"

"Danny?" she said for the first time in about half an hour.

"Sam!" she heard scrambling and she felt his presence next to him. "What're you doing in here?" He wrapped an arm around her waist.

"Plotting." "The end of the world?" "No, silly. Vlad's next torment session." "Oh, ok." Giggling, Sam felt her and Danny go intangible and he flew them out of the study, up to their floor.

"Need help with this one?" "It would help, thanks." "No problem." he kissed her on the top of her head. Walking down the stairs, hand in hand, Sam told Danny what she planned to do. Soon, footsteps were heard once more and Tucker appeared, looking groggy.

"Hey Tuck," Sam called out. Tucker had his usual yellow shirt, green pants on. His beret was on sideways and his glasses were a bit sideways.

"It's too early to be alive." Tucker stated, walking with them to the living room. He yawned and practically tripped over his own feet. Laughing, Sam and Danny caught him before he fell.

"Too early? Tucker, it's nearly 11 o' clock!" Danny exclaimed, shaking his head.

"I told you, too early." The three friends, two friendlier, laughing. Walking into the room, they spotted Vlad. Taking a deep breath, they all burst out saying, "HELLO UNCLE VLAD!" and laughed when he dropped his book. Grumbling, he bent down and picked it up.

They all sat down next to each other, leaning against the couch. "Please stop doing that." he muttered. Smirking, Sam decided to launch her plan. "What?" Looking up, he said, "Please stop doing that, I said." he told her.

"What?"

"I said Please stop doing that!"

"What?"

Sighing, he stated, "Please stop doing that."

"What?"

"Please.stop.doing.that."

"What?"

"I SAID PLEASE STOP DOING THAT!"

"What?"

"I.SAID.PLEASE.STOP.DOING.THAT!"

"What?"

"I SAID PLEASE STOP DOING THAT! AS IN STOP DOING YOUR ACTIONS! AS IN STOP TORMENTING ME!" he huffed and ran out of the room. Danny, Sam, and Tucker all looked at each other. After a few moments, they burst out in hysterical laughter.

End of WTAV 11

Dedicated to reviewer - Queen S of Randomness 016 for suggesting this
WTAV 12 - Keep on telling Vlad he needs a lonely guy cat

Excerpt from Danny Phantom Episode, "Maternal Instinct"

"Bye, Vlad! And as a lonely single's man in your forties, might I suggest Internet dating? Or a cat!

Mark my words, Maddie! Nobody says no to Vlad Masters! You will rue the day you spurred my affections! AND I WILL NOT. GET. A. CAT!"

End of Excerpt

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Knock

It was an eerie sound to hear in the dead of the night.

Knock knock

Sighing, Vlad called out, "Who is it?"

"Mr. Masters?" a feminine voice said. Sam Manson poked her head in. "Can I tell you something?"

"Uh, sure." he said. Vlad guestered to her, indicating she sit down.

'I really hope this works...' Sam thought. 'Remember, uncomfortable to the highest degree.' Repeating it over in her head, she walked in and sat down.

"Uh...well, you see...it's like this..." she stumbled. Vlad nodded, understanding she was nervous. "Er, well it's like...and like...you know?"

"Um...not...really..." Vlad stated, clearly confused.

She took a breath. "See, the thing is..." she took another breath "is..." another breath "is... YOU NEED A CAT BADLY!" Sam ran out of the room, laughing, ignoring Vlad's protests.

End of WTAV 12

Dedicated to reviewer - centaurgurl08 who suggested it
WTAV 13 - Sing horribly to every song on the radio

Samantha Manson, Daniel Fenton, and Tucker Foley were spread across Vlad Masters living room. They had their heads in a triangle. The radio was on and Vlad was in an armchair across from them, his nose in a book. Sitting up, she twisted around so that she faced the other teens. They sat up too. Nodding to them, Tucker got up and turned up the radio volume.

Vlad peeked his eyes over the top of his book. He returned to his place and resumed reading. A few seconds passed by and the current song ended. A new song by Green Day come on the radio. Smirking mischievously, Sam nodded to Danny. Smirking also, he cleared his throat. Then began singing, very off tune if I might add,

Song

Actions

"Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fuck America."

Alerted at the noise, Veronica peered over his book. He saw Danny singing and shook his head at the howling. He went back to his book.

"Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue."

There was a new voice and he recgonized it as the other boys, Tucker's. Sighing, he started reading again. Clearly not satisfied, the teens continued.

"Well maybe I'm the faggot America.I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along to the age of paranoia."

The girl's voice chimed in this time. Vlad noted she sang more to the tune than the other two. Obviously growing annoyed, he shifted in his chair.

Danny's voice came again. Sighing once more, he shifted again.

"Don't want to be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot America."

Tucker this time. Moaning, Vlad threw his book down. What he did not realize was that the song was not over

Sam's voice finished off the song. Vlad grumbled, and tried to get out of the room but something held him back. Furious, he turned to see Danny smirking.

'Of course," Vlad thought. 'Friggin ghost shield.' Grumbling more, he sat down on the armchair again just as a new song started.

This time, Tucker went first.

"I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone"

Groaning, Vlad buried his head in a pillow, attempting to block out the howling.

Smirking to each other, the teens continued to sing until 9 at nite, where it was the only time it was quiet. They all fell asleep, the ending of a song playing in the background.

Vlad with his face in a pillow on the armchair, slumped in a sitting position. Tucker on the floor, near the radio. One arm over his eyes, one over his stomach. Danny and Sam were on the couch. Unconciously, Danny draped an arm around her waist, his head tucked into her neck. Sam had her arms entwined in his and her head on his.

End of WTAV 13

Dedicated to reviewer - centaurgurl08 who suggested it
WTAV 14 - Make up words to a song on the radio Similar to #13
(It'll look like #13 but it isn't!)

Song

Actions

"Don't want to be an American Jelly Ben.
Don't want a nation under the cranberry media
And can you rape the sound of hysteria?
The moronic mind fuck America."

Alerted at the noise, Veronica peered over his book. He saw Danny singing and shook his head at the howling. He went back to his book.

"Welcome to a chocolate factory,
All across the republic nation(no offense to anyone).
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Fudge and cheese eat us"

There was a new voice and he recgonized it as the other boys, Tucker's. Sighing, he started reading again. Clearly not satisfied, the teens continued.

"Well maybe I'm the carrot cheesecake

I'm not a part of a Cheesecake cult.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along to the age of paranoia."

The girl's voice chimed in this time. Vlad noted she sang more to the tune than the other two. Obviously growing annoyed, he shifted in his chair.

"Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.

1 - 800 - Mattress
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue."

Danny's voice came again. Sighing once more, he shifted again.

"Don't want to be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot America."

Tucker this time. Moaning, Vlad threw his book down. What he did not realize was that the song was not over

Sam's voice finished off the song. Vlad grumbled, and tried to get out of the room but something held him back. Furious, he turned to see Danny smirking.

'Of course," Vlad thought. 'Friggin ghost shield.' Grumbling more, he sat down on the armchair again just as a new song started.

This time, Tucker went first.

"I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone"

Groaning, Vlad buried his head in a pillow, attempting to block out the howling.

Smirking to each other, the teens continued to sing until 9 at nite, where it was the only time it was quiet. They all fell asleep, the ending of a song playing in the background.

End of WTAV 14

Dedicated to reviewer - Jenna Dax who suggested it
WTAV 15 - Talk like the "Kim Possible" tweebs around him

(Okay, it may be Sam's turn but I decided only Danny and Tucker could pull it off. This also might be a little short.)

Vlad was enjoying his lunch when Tucker and Danny came in. "Where's your lady friend?" Vlad asked, attempting to be civil.

"Sleeping." Danny chirped.

"Ah," he replied. They sat down and helped themselves to some food. "I see you have grown more attached to her, since the last battle, hm?" Danny blushed a bit and nodded. Tucker smirked.

The truth was, Sam was sleeping but not before she made them put the plan into motion.

"Hey Danny?"

"Ya Tuck?"

"Hika-bika-bu!" Curious at the sudden outburst, Vlad peered over his newspaper and listened as the 2 boys spoke in their unknown language. It continued on for half an hour before Vlad got tired of it.

"Hu-" "WILL YOU BE QUIET ALREADY!" Vlad interrupted Tucker. Bother boys faked shocked expressions. "Well, I never!" Danny mocked angrily. Vlad exhaled loudly and left, making the silverware clatter. Laughing, Tucker and Danny collapsed on the floor.

End of WTAV 15

A/N Sorry 15 is so short. I had no idea what to write for it. Well, I promised you a chapter and here you go :D Please review!