Annoying Vlad 16-20

Disclaimer- I do not own Danny Phantom. I also do not own Kryptonite. 3 doors down does. I just love it too much lol

Thanks guys for all the ideas! If I don't put your idea here, it'll be in later chapters. Just a side note, Sam's turn is coming to an end. After this chapter, only 3 more chaps for her. So get your ideas for the boys! Also, if you have ideas for Sam, tell me. :) And now...THE STORY! -drum roll-

I'm dedicating this chapter to reviewer stormrider7. She sent in many ideas, so now it's a chapter. Lol

WTAV 16 - Ask him how his cat is

Sam strolled into the living room, plopping down in the armchair across from Vlads. She sighed, hoping to get his attention. He continued to read his book. She sighed a bit louder, but all he did was turn a page. Sighing louder, he shifted in his chair. She was about to sigh again when, "I am aware of your presence, Ms. Manson."

"Oh...ok." Leaning back in her chair, she asked, "So, Vlad?" He didn't look up from his book.

"Yes, Miss Manson?" "Can I ask you a question?" "Yes you may." "How's your cat?"

He looked up. "My what?" "Your cat." -insert Vlad's confused look- "Your cat?" -insert deranged look here- "Your cat? You know, furry thing that purrs...?" -insert confused AND deranged look here- "Y-o-u-r c-a-t?"

"Miss Manson, I would appreciate it if you remembered I do not have a cat." Vlad retorted and went back to his book. "Yes you do!" Sighing, he looked up again. "No, I don't."

"Yes you do!"

"No, I don't!"

"Yes, you do!"

"No, I don't!"

"Yes, you do!"

"No, I don't!"

"YES YOU DO!"

"NO I DON'T! I NEVER HAD A CAT AND I WILL NEVER GET ONE! SO STOP ANNOYING ME ABOUT IT!" They settled back into their positions.

Silence.

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"...So, how's your cat?" Vlad let out a rather girlish shriek and ran out of the room. In the process, he dropped his book. Curious, Sam went over and picked it up. Immediately, she dropped it and fell on the floor, laughing. Upon hearing something drop, Danny barged into the room. He saw Sam rolling around on the floor, laughing and a book lying across from her.

Raising an eyebrow, he went over to the book and picked it up. He had the same reaction as Sam. Unknown to them, it fluttered to ground and flew up in front of the screen(picture a TV people). The cover read, Cats and their lonely guy owners. Property of Vlad Masters.

End of WTAV 16

WTAV 17 - Stare at him continuously, no matter where he goes or what he does

"Hello children." Veronica Mars said, sitting down at the lunch table.

"Hello Veronica." the three muttered. He didn't notice what they said. They were silent for the first 15 minutes. A thunk! woke them from their thoughts. They all turned to see Tucker, his forehead resting on the table, fast asleep. Shaking their heads, they returned to their meal. All except Sam. She began staring at Vlad. Danny noticed this and his eyes grew green with jealously. (Think that over to yourself and you will slowly realize how wrong it sounds.)

Sam noticed this and gave him a look. She leaned over and whispered, "It's only to annoy him." She smiled at the "Hmph"-ing noise he made. She leaned in and gave him a fast kiss on the lips. She sat back in her seat. After a few minutes, she resumed staring at Vlad.

After about 5 minutes, he felt someones gaze on him. Looking up, he saw the girl staring at him. Confused, he looked at his plate. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw her still staring. Careful for no one to see, he glanced across the table to look at Danny. He saw that his eyes were green and Vlad gulped. 'Oh boy...' he thought. Coughing nervously, Vlad shifted around in his seat. Keeping his gaze on his plate, he was still aware of her stare on him.

Looking up again, he watched the girl watch him intently. Taking a deep breath, he stood up, took his plate into the kitchen, and put it in the sink. He snapped his fingers and a butler came as soon as he did and started washing the dishes. Walking back into the living room, he felt the girls gaze upon him once again. He also saw Danny looking like he wanted to pull his insides out.

"STOP STARING AT ME!" he yelled and ran out of the room. Sam snorted and broke into laughter. Danny stood up and walked over to her. She was still laughing, so she was alerted when he pinned her to the ground. Sam stopped laughing and looked up into Danny's ice blue eyes. She smiled against his lips when they met hers. Sam closed her eyes and melted into the kiss.

End of WTAV 17

WTAV 18 - Talk constantly of how Maddie loves Jack

"You know what's really cool, Vlad?"

"No, what Miss Manson?"

"How much Danny's mom loves Danny's dad." Vlad nearly choked on his dinner. It was hours since the lunch torture and about 3 of them were spent (for Sam and Danny, anyway) making out. Now, it was dinner and Sam decided she needed to fit more torture in.

Danny snorted and Tucker was still asleep(amazing, isn't it?) . Vlad glanced over at him and saw him take a drink of his soda. He adverted his gaze back to Sam. She was smiling at him innocently. "I mean, just last week they were working on an invention and they were so cute. Smiling and holding hands. They were acting like teenagers..." she rambled on and on.

Danny smirked at Vlad's expression. He tapped Sam's foot under the table and she tapped back. He smiled and reached his hand under the table and rested it on her hand knee. She smiled, and kept talking about Maddie and Jack.

Vlad sighed and rubbed his temples. It was too devastating to hear this news. "And this other time, Jazz was helping them hook up the..." He looked back at Danny, who was currently thinking about something. His hands were under the table and so were the girls. Pretending to drop his fork, he went under the table to "pick it up." Vlad looked up and smiled when he saw one of Danny's hands on her knee, and one of her hands on his.

'Lovebirds...' he thought. (MWHAHAHAHA lol) Sitting back up in his chair, he growled hearing her still go on about Maddie and Jack. Growling louder, he stood up and practically ran out of the room. He heard them laughing and ran faster.

End of WTAV 18

WTAV 19 - Throw out all his suits and replace them with hippie clothes

Twas the morning of the prank

and all through the house

not a creature was stirring

except a certain Goth and Halfa

Sam and Danny were on the top floor of the Master's Mansion. This floor, to be exact, was Platypus's (LOL I love calling him that. Plasmius, Platypus lol). He was asleep, along with their techno-geek friend, Tucker. They planned to steal Vlad's suits and exchange them with hippie clothes. Let's zoom in!(I've always wanted to say that)

Pressing a finger to her lips, to symbolize to be quiet, Sam tiptoed across the room to Vlad's closets. Quietly, she put the suits(about 100 of them) in the cart. She rolled it over to Danny, who got it and rolled another cart to her. It was filled with every kind of hippie clothes imaginable. There was rainbow shirts, bellbottoms, all that jazz.

As quiet as she was before, she slipped them in the rack. Rolling the cart, she tiptoed back across the room. Danny took the cart from her, wrapped an arm around her waist, and turned them intangible. Now on their floor, they let out a sigh of relief.

"I've never been that quiet in my life." Danny said. Sam smirked. "Oh...nevermind." Sam snorted and rolled her eyes. Danny turned the carts intangible and slipped them into the closet. Still holding onto the suits, Sam took about half of them and they walked back to their rooms.

Both of them fully aware Danny's arm was still around her waist. Quietly, they slipped into her room. Setting down the suits on a random chair, they both collapsed on her bed. Smiling, Sam moved up so that her head was leveled with Danny's. They leaned in and their lips met. Closing their eyes, Sam pulled the covers over them.

THE NEXT DAY

Sam, Danny, Tucker, and most likely the rest of Wisconsin, were awoken to the rather girlish scream of a certain halfa. Groaning, Danny opened his blue eyes to see violet ones staring at him.

"Morning." Sam whispered.

"Morning." Danny whispered back. He leaned down and kissed her. Groaning again, the room was flooded with sunlight. Sam pulled the covers over their head. Danny chuckled, and pulled it off. Sitting up, he realized it was cold in their room. Looking down, he realized he had no shirt on. "Sam?"

His reply was a groan and a mumble of something sounding like, "Hmm?"

"Did we-?"

"No." she mumbled. She had pulled the covers off her head, and Danny now realized her shirt was gone and was left in her bra. (Sorry to any men that might be reading this...and that are younger than...whatever age that's suitable to know this...and to girl's who find it embarrassing...sorry!) "Why? Did you want to?"

Blushing, Danny turned to look at Sam, who had rested her chin on his shoulder after sitting up. "No! No. It's just...you know." Smiling, she said, "I know what you mean."

He smiled and leaned in, giving her another kiss.

Suddenly, they heard running footsteps and Vlad knocked on their door. "WHAT DID YOU DO?" he shrieked. Giggling, Sam got up and grabbed Danny's shirt. She put it on and Danny laid down on the bed. Throwing the covers over his head, Danny heard Sam open the door and heard Vlad shriek once more. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CLOTHES? AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING DANIEL'S SHIRT?"

Holding back a snicker, Danny heard Sam retort, "The same reason you're wearing hippie clothes." "And what reason is that?" "Because we choose to." He heard the door close and the lock turn. Footsteps and a movement in the bed announced Sam's return. Pulling off the covers, blue eyes met violet eyes. A moment of silence followed and then they both errupted into laughter.

Still laughing, Danny wrapped an arm around Sam's waist and pulled her toward him.

"We did good, Sammy." His lips met hers and they snuggled back under the covers, phasing Danny's shirt off Sam.

End of WTAV 19

(And NO they did NOT have sex!)

WTAV 20 - Turn the radio up in every room

Alright everyone, this one might be a little short.

"Goth 1, this is Tech 1 over." "What is it Tech 1?" "Radio 5 is down." Sigh. "Alright, Clueless 1, this is Goth 1 over." "Goth 1, is it really necessary to still call me Clueless?" "Yes, Dan." Sigh. "Fine. Goth 1, this is Clueless 1. What's the problem?" "Tech 1 says 5 is down." "I'm on my way." Silence. "Goth 1, this is Clueless 1 over." "What's the problem now Clueless?" "Turn around." She did and Danny's lips connected with hers.

"Now THAT'S what I say a wake up call is." Sam said, after pulling away. Danny laughed and wrapped an arm around her waist. He flew them to where Tucker was waiting and landed behind him. "Hey Tuck."

Tucker jumped and spun around. He frowned at the laughing couple. "Mean people!" Sam giggled and Danny chuckled. "Alright, so are all the radios the same?"

"Yes ma'am!" Both boys said and mock saluted. She smiled.

"Good. About face and file out!" "Yes ma'am!" They turned and started filing out. Laughing, Sam ran up and jumped on Danny's back. She laughed when he was caught by surprise but kept them up. He wrapped his hands around her legs and she rested her chin on his shoulder.

They followed Tucker into the living room. Danny set Sam on an armchair and sat between her legs on the floor, leaning his head in her lap. She played with his hair as Tucker stretched out on the couch. "Same old lovebirds."

Vlad came in the room as they were about the retort. He nodded to them. They noted he was still in his hippie clothes. They all fought back a laugh. He sat down on the armchair across from Sam and Danny. He picked up his cat book, unknowing they knew what it was and flipped to his page.

Sam drummed her fingers on Danny's head and hummed a random Maroon 5 song. (I was just listening to them :)) Danny looked over at Tucker and nodded. Sam had given them the signal. Nodding in return, Tucker threw a sleek, black remote to them. Danny caught it and handed it to Sam.

She took it and toyed with it. A few moments passed than all of a sudden,

"If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I'm alive and well, will you be
There a-holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side
With my superhuman might
Kryptonite"

Shrieking again, Vlad jumped out of his chair and dashed out of the room. They heard him run up the stairs and start fumbling with the radios.

They all errupted in hysterical laughter, as the book fluttered open to a page reading How to care for your cat.

End of WTAV 20

A/N: Yay! Another chapter done! I love 3 doors down :) Please review