Written by me


The Equally Dimwitted Harry,

I'll think of another, more stealthy way to retrieve you. And I am pretty frightening, aren't I?

And don't be so bloody smug. I picked red because it matched my duvet.

I don't want you to be mad at me. I promise I'll be more careful with your bird.

You kissed the letter? Maybe I should kiss this one and see if you strategy works. It's doubtful, though. Most of your ideas are stupid.

Five. Five days and you can stop kissing paper and kiss me instead.

Draco the Great