Annoying Vlad 21-25

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Dedicated to reviewer - stormrider7 for suggesting it
WTAV 21 - When he is asleep, put your face right in front of his than wake him up

In the wee hours of the morning, the sun could be seen peeking over the Master's Mansion and drowning all it's contents in sunlight. It's contents included a Gothic teenager, with her face right in front of a certain halfas. (Nope, not Vlad's just yet.)

"Danny..." said the teen, poking said Danny in the chest. "Danny...wake up..." Sam poked again. Sighing with no response, she rolled on top of him and breathing right in his face. Of course, if he did wake up, he might not have minded. "Danny, get your lazy halfa ass up."

He groaned and rolled onto his side, making Sam roll off of him and next to him. Danny opened one of his eyes. "Sam, do you know what time it is?"

"Yes, it's time to torture Vlad." "But it's too early!" he groaned, pulling the covers over his head. She poked him again. "Danny, c'mon!" It was his turn to sigh. "You go ahead, and I'll catch up with you." Sam poked him harder. "OUCH! Sam!"

She made a "hmph" noise and rolled out of the bed and got up. Sam walked over to the door, opened it, and closed it. Danny sighed, got up and got dressed. Walking over to the door, he opened it to find a smirking Sam. "Weak." she muttered and turned around, walking up the stairs to Vlad's floor.

"Hey!" he called after her, jogging up the stairs. When he got up to Vlad's floor, Sam was already entering his room. Vlad's closet was still full of hippie clothes, since they refused to give back his clothes.

Her face was placed a few centimeters from Vlad's. Danny's eyes glowed green with anger. (I mean, really, it sounds SO wrong. -nod-) Sam turned around quietly and rolled her eyes at Danny.

She turned back to Vlad and poked his head. He shifted but did nothing. Poke. Nothing. Poke. Shift. Poke. Shift, nothing, snore, shift. Poke.

Groaning, Vlad opened his eyes to be met with violet ones. Of course, as you know, when you are being awakened by being poked half to death you are very annoyed. And when you awake to find eyes staring at you, it is a very shocking sight.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" -insert falling and cursing noises here-

End of WTAV 21

Dedicated to reviewers - Queen S of Randomness 016 and giggle aid for suggesting it
Note - They aren't the same person, they just had the same idea.
WTAV 22 - Call him names that aren't his own

Sam jumped up and down excitedly on the bed. Vlad sighed. This had been going on for an hour. He had suggested they go outside and explore Wisconsin. Bad idea. They spoke to some people in town and they told them some nicknames they used for him. And they've taken it upon them to use it against him.

"So, what'cha doing, cheesehead?"

"My name isn't cheesehead."

"Oh, do you prefer Dalv Stretsam?"

"No, I do not. I prefer my real name."

"OH! Duh!" Sam mockingly smacked her forehead. "Platypus!(Ya know, Plasmius, Platypus?)"

"My name is not Platypus!"

"Fruit loop?"

"No!"

"What...about...MEOWY!"

"WHAT?"

"FLUFFY! I DUB YOU FLUFFY!"

"MY NAME ISN'T FLUFFY!"

"Supercalifragilisticexpealdocious?"

"Erm...what?"

"I dunno!"

"My name is not supercalifrag...ilistic...WHATEVER YOU JUST SAID! IT'S FLUFFY!" Pause. "No, wait! It's meowy! No, fruit loop! NO, WAIT!"

Sam tore down the hall, laughing hysterically, ignoring Vlad's frantic calls.

End of WTAV 22

Dedicated to reviewer - dArkliTe-sPirit for suggesting it
WTAV 23 - Talk in a high, airy voice

Vlad walked down the hall as quietly as possible. The three teenagers had been very quiet the past hour and he was getting suspicious. Normally, one of them would pop out and start annoying him.

Glancing over his shoulder, he was greeted by nothing but air. He faced forward again. A few minutes later, he glanced over his shoulder again and, like before, nothing was there.

"Looking for me?" a very high and very obnoxious voice greeted him. Spinning around, Sam stood before him. "You know what's really annoying?"

"You?" he muttered under his breath, brushing past her.

"No, microwave popcorn." Vlad turned to look at her. He gave her a weird look.

"How is microwave popcorn annoying?"

"Because you can't just eat it! You have to stick it in the 'wave and then wait for it to pop and then you have to wait for it to cool down. Then, by the time you can eat it, it's cold and you don't want to eat it anymore!"Vlad sighed and rubbed his temples. It was enough to hear the annoying voice. But now she was ranting - ABOUT POPCORN!

Sam continued ranting and Vlad continued to rub his temples. At some points, he would protest and make an attempt to be free of her wrath. But she followed him everywhere. He screamed and ran into his room. But, of course, being Sam, she didn't give up. He could hear her ranting in that annoying, squeaky voice outside his room. He screamed again, not hearing her snicker.

End of WTAV 23

Dedicated to reviewer - dArkliTe-sPirit for suggesting it
WTAV 24 - Poke him repeatedly

"Hello Vlad!" Vlad sighed. On one hand, he was glad the annoying, high voice was gone. On the other hand, he was annoyed that the girl decided to annoy him again. He didn't look up from his book.

"Hello Samantha." She plopped down in the chair next to his and took out a book of her own. They sat and read in silence. Relieved for the quiet, Vlad turned the page.

He was now deeply absorbed in his book and Vlad was alerted when he felt something poke him. He looked up and glanced at Sam. She was "reading" her book. Shaking his head, he returned to his book.

He felt it again. Annoyed, Vlad looked up and his gaze swept over Sam. She yawned and turned a page in her book. Sam felt his gaze on her and looked up. "What?"

Vlad shook his head and began reading.

Poke. He sighed, knowing who was poking him now.

Poke. He sighed again. He tried to focus on his book but POKE it was POKE getting POKE very POKE distracting.

POKE POKE POKE POKE

"WOULD YOU STOP DOING THAT?" Vlad bellowed. Silent. Silent. Silent. POKE

"I SAID STOP!" he said and ran out of the room.

End of WTAV 24

Dedicated to reviewer - centaurgurl08 for suggesting it
WTAV 25 - Pour cold water on him

Drip. 'There it is again,' Vlad thought, sighing. There was this obnoxious dripping noise and he didn't bother to get up and see what it was.

Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip. Vlad grunted and kicked his blanket off. He decided to check out the noise. Otherwise he would never get any sleep.

Sleepily, he crossed over to the other side of the room and opened the door. Stepping out into the hallway, he shivered as the cold air hit him. Squinting, Vlad saw the window was open. He walked down the hall and pushed it down. At first it didn't go down but after a few tugs it closed.

Looking around, he heard the dripping noise again. He walked into the middle of the hall and stopped. He listened for the noise again. Drip. SPLAT! Something dropped onto his head. Confused, Vlad looked up. Splat! A water droplet plopped onto his nose. Vlad scrunched up his face. All of a sudden, a rush of water - cold water- fell on him.

Vlad opened his eyes and shrieked.

End of WTAV 25

A/N: Mwhahahaha! So ebil! If you submitted ideas and they haven't appeared yet, they will in later chapters! Thanks for the positive feedback. Sorry for the delay, my wordperfect malfunctioned yesterday and I couldn't type.