Disclaimer: It's been less than an hour since I wrote my last uncreative disclaimer, so don't think for a second that I've become more creative since. Because I haven't. My brain is still post sex mush. Or maybe it's just tired mush. I'm not sure. It's one of them. So just be happy you're getting a second update for the night.

So as I said...this is my last IM chapter. Obviously between Meredith and Derek. About two weeks after the last email, so yes that means it's exactly one month until Derek gets home. Exciting I know. And for the sake of this IM, we're pretending they've talked online sometime within the last two weeks. Because as much as he's so uber cute when he sees the baby bump, I don't want to spend another entire IM conversation about his reaction to her stomach. Because that's going to covered soon enough when he gets home so no need to cover it now. So yeah, he has seen the big round belly, you just missed it.

Enjoy!

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SexyShep has logged on 3:30 pm

Meredith: So we're back to that.

SexyShep: And we're back to you with the boring name.

Meredith: You can't be sexy. You're going to be a dad. Dads aren't sexy. (AN: Not true. Patrick is a dad...and sexy as all hell.)

SexyShep: I'll be a sexy dad.

Meredith: You'll be a sexy dad?

SexyShep: Oh yes.

Meredith: Lol.

SexyShep: Hey, I'm just being honest.

Meredith: I'm sure you believe that.

SexyShep: What? I'm sexy.

Meredith: Yes, for someone as arrogant as you are, you are sexy.

SexyShep: Is that a compliment?

Meredith: I'm not sure.

SexyShep: So when were you planning on telling me that our house was finished?

Meredith: Our house was finished?

SexyShep: Don't try to pretend you didn't know, the contractor was shocked you hadn't told me.

Meredith: I didn't see a point.

SexyShep: You didn't see a point of telling me we have a finished house?

Meredith:...yes.

SexyShep: So what's the real reason?

Meredith: I freaked out.

SexyShep: You freaked out?

Meredith: I freaked out. The house was just so there. And it was so big and just there. I didn't know if I was ready for the house.

SexyShep: Mer...it's okay...

Meredith: I am. I am ready for the house. I just...I freaked. Hormones.

SexyShep: No, Mer, that was just you.

Meredith: Besides it's not like I was going to live in the house without you. I'm waiting.

SexyShep: You can move in if you want.

Meredith: No. It's our house. We'll move in together.

SexyShep: Our house. Is it nice?

Meredith: It's perfect.

SexyShep: Explains the freak out.

Meredith: No it doesn't.

SexyShep: Yes it does. You're not used to perfect. You're not used to getting all this. So when you do, you freak out.

Meredith: I don't...

SexyShep: Yes you do. And stop. You have me now.

Meredith: I know, it's just...

SexyShep: Meredith...

Meredith: Don't give me that look.

SexyShep: God, I miss you.

Meredith: One month.

SexyShep: One month. And then we're moving in. And confirming that I won the bet.

Meredith: About that...

SexyShep: You didn't cheat, did you?

Meredith: No. No. Of course not...I just don't think I want to know until she's born.

SexyShep: You want to wait?

Meredith: I kind of like not knowing.

SexyShep: You just don't want to know you lost.

Meredith: I'm the one that's carrying this child. I should know. It's a girl.

SexyShep: Boy.

Meredith: Girl.

SexyShep: Boy.

Meredith: It's after one there, shouldn't you go to bed?

SexyShep: Oh I see, avoiding the argument.

Meredith: Just avoiding the stupid boyfriend. And making sure he gets some sleep.

SexyShep: Fine.

Meredith: I love you.

SexyShep: I love you too. Love BabyShep too.

Meredith: One month.

SexyShep: One month

SexyShep has logged off 4:23 PM.

I'm yet to find

See something bright and shiney to talk about, their house is done but Meredith kind of flipped out. Because let's face it...Meredith did not live a life that prepares one for building a perfect house on gorgeous land with their McDreamy while pregnant with their child. That's not the life Meredith would have ever imagined. And yet it's the one she got in this fanfic (and I hope ultimately on the show) so she's kind of flipping out. But she does want the house. And the life. Just not till Derek gets home. And they are both still convinced that it's a girl or a boy...but only one can be right. But who??

Next update will be up tomorrow night. Sometime after supper. Not 100 sure what time...just sometime after supper.

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