Annoying Vlad 26 - 30

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This chapter is dedicated to giggleaid. Hope you like it :)
WTAV 26 - Burp the ABC's

"Sam, please?"

"No!"

"Please?"

"No!"

"Pwease?" Danny begged her, giving her puppy dog eyes. Sam shook her head, not even daring to look at him. She knew she would give in then. "Pretty, pretty please?"

"NO!" Danny pouted and slumped down in his chair. Sam sighed and sat in his lap. She wrapped her arms around his neck and laid her head down on his shoulder. Still pouting, Danny wrapped his hands around her waist and rested his chin on her head. "Danny, your turn is coming up soon, ok? Then you can do it."

He mumbled something, burying his face in her hair. Sam smiled. "Good boy." He muttered something that sounded like "I'm not a dog!" and nuzzled her head.

The next day

Yawning, Vlad Masters got up out of bed and trudged down the stairs of his mansion. He walked down the hallway and grumbled when he walked into the dining room. It was empty, coming as a shock to him. Usually, Danny, Sam, or Tucker would be up before him. Deciding to take advantage of the quiet, Vlad opened the newspaper and ate his breakfast in peace.

After about half an hour, Sam walked down the stairs, Danny following. Well, Danny more of tripped down the stairs. Sam laughed and helped him up after she reached the bottom. Danny groaned and leaned his head on Sam's shoulder. "Pillow." he murmured.

She sighed and they walked into the dining room, Danny still using her as a human pillow. Vlad didn't hear them, as they were very quiet. They sat down and Danny dropped his head onto the table with a loud thump and the dishes rattled a bit. Sam snorted and poured herself some cereal.

Vlad looked up from his paper, saw the scene and continued reading. Upon remembering the plan, Sam took a long swig of her soda. After a few seconds, she downed it all in one gulp and rested the glass on the table. Smirking, she let out a burp that sounded suspiciously like the letter A.

Startled, Vlad looked up and saw her grin sheepishly. "Excuse me." she said as innocently as she could. He looked over at Danny, who was still half asleep and using the table as a pillow.

Sam poured some more soda but this time she only drank half of it. She burped out B and downed the rest and burped out C. Vlad was amused and annoyed by the girl's behavior. Danny stirred and picked his head up from the table. Blearily, he surveyed the scenario.

Vlad was staring at Sam, an unreadable expression on his face. Sam was pouring her third glass of soda, smirking. Danny muttered something that sounding suspiciously like, "Old man staring at my girlfriend." Vlad didn't hear, but Sam did. Vlad went back to his paper and Sam leaned over and kissed Danny on the cheek.

Danny muttered something about a shower and left the room. Walking out, he ruffled Sam's hair, emitting a "Hey!" from the Goth girl. He jogged up the stairs and the echo of the door closing shut thudded dully through out the mansion.

Sam shrugged and continued her ritual of burping the alphabet.Only when she hit S did she stop. Apparently, she had consumed too much soda and she had to go to the bathroom. Vlad thanked God for the silence.

After 5 minutes, she walked back in the room and resumed her alpha burps. (Lol sounded very strange)

At this point, the amusement was replaced with annoyingness and Vlad had had enough. "Miss Manson, if you absolutely must burp the alphabet, I suggest a THERAPIST!"

Sam mock gasped. "HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO MY MOTHER?" She dramatically placed the back of her hand to her forehead. "WOE IS ME!" She glanced around nervously than turned around and flew out of the room. Not literally, of course.

End of WTAV 26

WTAV 27 - Hiccup in rhythm

Vlad was sitting in his overly sized living room, slowly drifting to sleep now and then. His head would droop and slip off his hand and then he would wake up. This repeated until he decided to watch a little T.V. After an hour of watching mindless cartoons, Vlad found it uninteresting and his thoughts of going to sleep were eliminated as the trio walked in.

They didn't say anything, just walked in and sat. Vlad payed no mind and took his book and started to read. Vlad was seated in his usual armchair on one side of the room. Tucker stretched out on the other armchair, lazily playing with his PDA. Danny sat on the couch and Sam sat next to him. He threw his arm around her shoulders and she leaned her head on his shoulder.

They sat in total silence. No one stirred, no one yawned, no one snored, no one hiccuped...at least, not yet.

Outsiders POV

In admist all the quiet, 3/4 of the group were forming a plan. The only noise in the room was the sound of the TV that was turned down.

Hic.

The sound echoed throughout the room. No one responded to it, it was only a hiccup.

Hic.

Someone else hiccuped. They stirred this time, but only found it as a coincidence.

Hic.

And now it was just strange. It was almost in rhythm. Almost...

Hic. Hic. Hic.

They sounded girlish. Obviously, a person of the female gender had done it.

Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic. Hic.

They were now in rhythm. Strangely, it sounded suspiciously like the song "American Pie." (Ha ha! I was just listening to it that's why, lol)

Of course, as you can imagine, this got Mr. Masters ticked off...let's zoom in...

"CAN YOU STOP THAT?"

Hic.

"STOP!"

Hic.

"STOP ALREADY!"

Hic.

"ARGH!"

End of WTAV 27

WTAV 28 - Give his packers stuff to the poor

Vlad Masters walked down the hall of the ground floor of his mansion. He walked past all the doors until he found the one he was looking for. Slowly, he took a key out of his pocket and slid it into the lock. Turning the key, he took it out after hearing the desired click telling him it was opened.

Slipping it into his pocket, he opened the door and stepped into darkness. The door slammed shut and Vlad flicked on the switch. Gasping, he stared at a blank room.

"But...but...but..." he spluttered.

"Oh yeah..." Sam said from the doorway. She leaned against the doorframe as he turned to look at her. "Did we forget to tell you? We gave away all your Packer's stuff to the poor."

Vlad gasped again and fell to his knees. "No...no...NO!" he screamed, throwing his hands in the air.

Danny came up behind her. "He is such a crazed up fruit loop." he muttered to her. They laughed as Vlad kept screaming.

End of WTAV 28

WTAV 29 - Jump on him and demand a piggy back ride

The silence was killing him. It had been quiet all afternoon. He checked up on the children and they were too busy playing some computer game. It looked almost ghostly. 'See what being a halfa does to you?' Vlad thought.

A creak shook him from his thoughts. Vlad looked around but saw no one. Thinking he was going crazy, he shook his head to clear the thought of it. Creak.

This time he was sure he heard it. Getting up to investigate, Vlad hear the noise again. Stepping out into the hallway, he called "Hello?" Silence answered him and he looked around. Walking further down the hall, a noise was made behind him. He spun around, only to be greeted with air.

"AHHH!" he screamed as a figure jumped on his back. The figure laughed. The laugh was feminine. "Miss Manson!" Her arms were enclosed tightly around his neck, crushing his throat.

"I want a piggy back ride!" she yelled.

"Get off!"

"PIGGY BACK RIDE!" she laughed. Sam slid off his back and ran off. Grumbling, he rubbed his throat. His back didn't hurt that much, though. She was fairly light, thank god.

–Sam–

I ran up the stairs, nearly tripping down them 5 times because I wasn't paying attention. I fell down to my knees when I reached the top of the staircase, still laughing. I saw familiar sneakers stand in front of me and I looked up. Danny smiled at me and leant down to help me up.

We both stood and I erupted into laughter again, leaning on him for support. Danny shook his head and we walked to Tucker's room.

End of WTAV 29

WTAV 30 - Tell Klemper Vlad will be his friend

–Sam POV--

"Will you be my friend?"

"Shut up Klemper!" Danny shouted.

"Calm down Danny." I said. "We need him to cooperate."

Danny nodded at me and turned back to Klemper. Tucker had him in a hold with the cat nine-o-nails(?), which ensured us he wouldn't attack Danny. I was loaded with a really big ecto gun that was really heavy. Danny had the Fenton Thermos and the net thingy (LOL I forgot what it's called).

"Will you be my friend?" Klemper called to me.

"Um..." I said. "I will be if you help us!"

Klemper cheered and I rolled my eyes. Tucker struggled as the ghost wiggled in the contraption. Danny moved forward and I got into a pouncing position, ready to jump in if needed.

"So, here's the plan..."

A few hours later

"Oh VLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD!" Vlad turned around and his eyes lit up at the sight.

"Maddie!" he exclaimed. "I knew you would come to me one day!"

"Of course!" Maddie replied. "I could never love Jack." Vlad's jaw dropped open and he ran to meet her. Instead, he went right through her. "Except she does!"

He whirled around to see me standing there. "A HOLOGRAM?" he shouted angrily.

"No, a Krabby Patty!" I said, rolling my eyes. (Haha I'm watching Spongebob right now :))

After gaining confused looks, Klemper shot out of the room Danny and Tucker were holding him in and jumped on Vlad. "AHHHH!" he screamed. They rolled around on the floor, wrestling.

"BE MY FRIEND!" Klemper yelled, as they rolled on the floor. Danny, Tucker, and I all left to go play our computer game, ignoring Vlad's calls of help.

End of WTAV 30

A/N: Wow, we're upto 30 already! Geez. Now I'm bored...peh