Written by me
Bloody Turncoat,
It should sound nice.
You were the one that suggested it. Forget I said anything about blood. I promise I'm fine, and I promise that it reminds me of you, not...other things.
But if you want I can change it. Green would match too, I guess. Or possibly royal purple. I just really didn't want to go too poncy.
Of course I'm frightening. I would say 'Hand over my fair maiden, you evil brute, before I stab you with a pointed object', then your horribly obese relatives would simply die of fright. I would then, of course, sweep up to your room, kiss you soundly, and sweep you up into my arms and ride away on my broomstick into the sunset.
After that we'd shag until the sun came up.
Or I might just tie them up and make off with you. I'm not sure which sounds more fun.
Pretty things make him nervous? I should be pleased. Is he nervous around you? He damn well should be...
You made a calender? With me in mind? I'm touched. What, is it insanely good-looking? Because one would think it was.
Until My Galliant Rescue,
Sir Draco, Defender of Fair Maidens