Annoying Vlad 31-35

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Dedicated to reviewer - Garnet Sky for suggesting it
WTAV 31 - Have Tucker reprogram Skulker to tell awful knock-knock jokes

Our current situation is Vlad Masters seated in a large armchair. It's a cold night and he is expecting his worker, Skulker, to visit anytime now. What he doesn't know is that Tucker's PDA is still in his arm. And yes, he still can't reprogram it, making it more fun to toy with.

(For those of you that don't know, Skulker stole Tuck's PDA in episode 3, "One of a Kind." A.K.A. Danny's first encounter with Skulker)

–Sam POV–

I was crouched down behind the door leading from the kitchen into the living room. I looked behind me where Danny and Tucker were seated. Tucker was toying with his PDA and Danny was staring at me. I raised an eyebrow at him and he smirked. He said something to Tucker and he looked up at Danny, shocked. Then his face turned red and went back to his PDA. I shook my head at them and turned my gaze back to the living room. Vlad was still reading his book.

I yawned and sat down, leaning my head against the wall, closing my eyes. I heard feet scrambling and opened one eye. I saw Danny stand up and walk over to me. He sat down next to me and leaned his head against the wall, mirroring my position.

"I'm bored." Danny whined.

"You and me both." I replied. I started humming softly. I dropped my head on his shoulder. Danny immediately recognized the tune and joined the humming. Tucker glanced up at us and shook his head. "Lovebirds." he muttered before returning to his PDA. I giggled.

"Sam, you giggle?" Danny mock-serious said.

"Maybe, got a problem with it?" was my reply, lifting my head from his shoulder and leaning it back on the wall.

"No, it sounds kind of cute." he murmured and leaned forward. He buried his head in my shoulder and kissed my neck.

Tuck looked back and wrinkled his nose. "Guys, get a room." Pause. "On second thought, don't. Don't get a room. Just...stay where you are."

Danny chuckled at him, resuming his attacking my neck. Tucker muttered something about losing his lunch. He got up and walked to the bathroom. I snorted and Danny lifted his head from my neck. He trailed kisses up my neck, jaw, cheek, then onto my lips.

I licked his lips, tormenting him. He opened his mouth and I followed. Our tongues battled playfully and in the end I won. Danny's hands roamed and one of them found its way on my leg. The other one cupped my cheek. I smiled and allowed my hands to explore. My right hand ended up in his hair, the other one on his chest.

A few minutes later and a crash from the living room sent us jumping apart. We grinned sheepishly at each other. Turning around, I poked my head in the room. Only a little bit showed, so I couldn't be seen. In it, I saw Skulker and Vlad conversing. Skulker said something to Vlad and he clenched his fists. Vlad said something to Skulker and his eyes narrowed. I felt someone breathing above me. I looked up and saw Danny leaning over me.

"He looks pissed," he muttered to me. I looked back at the two ghosts and saw he was referring to Skulker.

"Looks like a good time to butt in, eh?" Danny looked down at me and kissed the top of my head. I looked up. "That's my Sammy." I smiled and we sat back down against the wall.

Tucker walked in and looked relieved when he saw we weren't sucking face. Danny told him Skulker was here and he looked out. A few seconds later, and his face withdrew from the doorway. "Now?" Tucker asked, looking at us.

"Now." we confirmed and he went to work on his PDA. I hummed softly again and Danny chuckled. I frowned at him. "Now we know what happens when you start humming." I snorted and Tuck rolled his eyes.

"Alright, we're good." Tucker said after a few moments of silence.

Faintly, we could hear Skulker ask Vlad 'Knock Knock.' (Let's listen in on their conversation.)

–No One's POV–

Skulker

Vlad

Knock Knock

What?

I said Knock Knock

Er...Who's there?

Banana

Uhm...Banana who?

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who? -starts fuming-

Knock Knock

WHO'S THERE?

Banana

YOU JUST ASKED THAT!

Knock Knock

WHO'S THERE?

Orange (bet you know where this is going...)

ORANGE WHO?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

GAH!

We all snorted and sat back, listening to Skulker make corny jokes and Vlad get pissed off.

End of WTAV 31

Dedicated to reviewers - Galateagirl, shadowedstar213, and Moe and Me for suggesting it
Yes, they had other ideas but these people, all different, had the same idea and so I decided to dedicate it to them. Here you go :)
WTAV 32 - Make Danny and Sam make out everywhere

"OMIGOSH!" Vlad screeched as he turned the corner. What he saw was Danny and Sam..um, how do I put this politely? Hmm...Hell, they were feeling each other up! (Now, that's blunt for you.)

Danny had Sam against the wall, his hands up her shirt and one was dangerously close to her bra straps. The other one was at the hem of her skirt, slowly creeping up... Sam had one of her hands on his hip and the other one roaming up the other side of his leg. They were making out heavily. It made Vlad sick to watch them.

Upon hearing his scream, they parted their lips and turned to look at him, their hands still where they were. "Do you mind?" Danny said, mock-seriously. Vlad ran away screaming, "My eyes!" They turned to look at each other and burst out laughing.

"So..." Sam said, still giggling. "Where were we?" Danny smirked and pulled her back into him. (Perverted...-cleans mind- dirty thoughts-)

The Next Day

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" came the bellow from Vlad, as he walked into the living room.

Danny and Sam were wrapped up in each other on the couch. Sam laid underneath him, his legs in between hers. (NOT LIKE THAT DAMMIT LMAO) Her arms were around his neck, her hands in his hair. Danny, said before, had his legs in between hers (alright people, mind out of the gutter MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER) with his arms around her waist. One hand resting on her hip and one rubbing her stomach. They were making out with each other like there was no tomorrow.

The young lovers broke apart and groaned. "You know Vlad, you come in on the worst moments." Sam said as Danny rested his head on her chest, closing his eyes.

"I'M NOT THE ONE HAVING SEX ON A COUCH!" he yelled.

"And you never will..." Danny muttered. Sam snorted and replied, "We weren't having sex if you noticed." but he was already gone.

"Whatever." Danny said and resumed kissing her.

Later on - after dinner, 10:30pm

Vlad walked down the hall of the floor the teens were staying on.

–Vlad--

I checked in on the techno-geek kid and he was asleep like he was in a coma. I snorted when I saw he was drooling and heard his snoring. Closing the door, I walked back down the hall. I stopped at Daniel's door and was almost afraid to open it. After walking in on him and Samantha, I was scared to see what they did in a room away from everyone else.

Shaking the thought from my head, I lifted my hand to the doorknob and twisted it. Poking my head in, I realized the room was empty. Frowning, I had a thought.

'Either he's in the girl's room...or he's out snooping around my lab.' I sighed. 'Most likely the girl's room.'

Walking down the hall, I came across the girl's room. I paused, pondering whether or not I should open it. I mean, if they're doing...what they're doing, then I'm not really sure I should intrude. Quietly, I leaned into the door to hear if there were any noises. I didn't hear anything but I thought I faintly heard the rustling of clothes. Silently, I opened the door and peeked in. It was dark, so I didn't see much of anything.

I flicked the light switch and immediately wished I didn't. I quickly closed the door and ran into my room. Sitting down on the bed, I flash backed to what I saw.

(Vlad's POV, third person)

Flashback

Danny and Sam were wrapped up in each other's arm, under her covers. From the look of it, both of their shirts were off. Thanking God, he only saw Danny's bare upper-body. He thought of what Daniel would do seeing his girlfriend topless. He shuddered. Danny was getting powerful and with that on his mind...oh dear...

They were kissing like they were on his couch before and their hands were roaming. Her hands were wrapped around his back and they slowly moved down to God knows where

End Flashback

I shuddered at my memory. The last thing he wanted to see was Danny and Sam getting hot and heavy...espically in bed...(Think that whole sentence over for a bit...)

Laying down, I cleared my mind of what I saw the past two days.

The Next Day

Vlad groaned, after getting out of bed. Grabbing his now usual rainbow shirt and tye-dye pants, (HAHAHAHAHA! Get a mental picture of that! HAHAHAHAHA!) he went to the bathroom and then went down for breakfast. Popping his head in before going in, he sighed in relief after seeing it was clear. After last night, he did not want to see any more of the two lovebirds making out. Unfortunately for him, he had too. For when he sat down, the closet door burst open, exposing said teens. They looked up and were silent.

Danny coughed and rolled off Sam. He stood up and helped her up. Their hair was tangled and their clothes were a mess. At that moment, Tucker walked in and took it all in. The closet door was open, still swinging. Danny and Sam were a mess and Vlad had a shocked look on his face.

He burst out laughing hysterically. Tucker fell on the floor, still laughing and was rolling around. Blushing deeply, Sam grabbed Danny's hand, whom was equally blushing, and ran out of the room.

End of WTAV and WTDV(Way to Disgust Vlad) 32

Dedicated to reviewer - Garnet Sky for suggesting it
WTAV 33 - Have Sam whisper everything to make Vlad think he's going deaf

"Vlad," Sam whispered softly. "There's something behind you." He looked up. "Did you say something?" he asked.

She nodded vigorously. "Oh." Vlad replied. "What'd you say?"

"There's something behind you." she whispered again, holding back her laughter. He frowned. "What?"

"There's something behind you! You're going deaf!" she said more quietly. She threw up her arms. To Vlad, it looked like she was mouthing something and she was waving her arms wildly.

"Dear Lord!" Vlad screamed. "I'M GOING DEAF!" He ran out of the room, flailing his arms.

End of WTAV 33

A bit short, yea...

Dedicated to reviewer - Garnet Sky for suggesting it

WTAV 34 - Make Vlad eat Cocoa-Puffs, mustard, ketchup, potato chips, and bologna in a bowl for breakfast

–Sam POV--

"Mmmmk," I said. "Do we have the...Cocoa-Puffs?"

"Check!" Danny and Tucker replied.

"Mustard?"

"Check!"

"Mustard?"

"Check!"

"Ketchup?"

"Check?"

"Check?" I asked, looking up. They were searching for it.

"CRAP! TUCKER, WHERE'D YOU PUT THE KETCHUP!" Danny hollered, standing up on the counter and searching through the cabinets for it.

"Umm..." Tucker replied. I sighed and took a seat on the other counter. They searched frantically for it. I sighed again and looked at floor. I spotted something red. I rolled my eyes and slid off the counter. Bending down, I picked up the red bottle. The label read, 'Ketchup.'

"Guys?" I said, turning around. They were still searching. "Guys?" I said it louder this time, but they still took no notice. I sighed. "GUYS!"

This got their attention. Alerted, they spun around. I shook the bottle. "Found it." They looked relieved and I set it on the counter.

"Alright, so do we have the potato chips and bologna?" I grimaced at the last part.

Danny nodded and Tucker opened the cereal box, the ketchup, and the mustard. The chips were already opened. I grabbed one and ate it. "Sam, no eating the props." Danny said, waggling a finger at me. I rolled my eyes and ate another one. Tucker poured in the cereal. Then the squirted in the mustard and ketchup. He took 2 handfuls of chips and Danny helped crush them. After they were added, he walked back over to me and put his hand over my eyes.

I smiled. 'Aww...he's so sweet!' I thought, leaning against his chest. 'He prevents you from seeing meat being cut up. Romantic...

Shut up.

Nice. Battling your mind. That's not crazy at all.

Be quiet. Hey, his hand got smaller...

WTH Sam?

I dunno, anything to shut you up.'

Danny's hand moved away from my eyes and he wrapped it around my waist instead. I grinned more and pulled him down to my level. He was a bit taller than me.

"Thanks." I whispered in his ear.

"Anytime," he murmured and kissed my cheek. I smiled more, and thought it might fall off my face.

Cut to the dining room

Vlad came down half-asleep and plopped into his seat in the dining room.

"Here's your cereal, Vlad." I said as sweetly as I could, putting our bowl of slop in front of him. He said nothing and I grinned. I watched as he took a bite. Then watched as he woke up fully and looked sick. He stood up quickly and ran out of the room. In the downstairs bathroom, I could hear vomiting noises.

End of WTAV 34

Dedicated to reviewer - Kryptonite Riot Girl haha I thought of it
WTAV 35 - Give him a "Stay Safe" lecture

–Danny POV--

"Alright," Sam said, opening her pointer. "This is how to stay safe." I smirked and removed the first card that said, "Stay Safe!"

"Strangers aren't your friends." She pointed to a man in a long trench coat. He was talking to a little kid. The kid's head was replaced with a picture of Vlad's. Sam moved the pointer to the kid. "They will try to lure you into their car." She moved the pointer to the car.

Removing the slide, she pointed to the new one. "Strangers will try to give you candy. Do not take it." Sam moved the pointer from the same man to the Vlad-faced kid. The trench coat guy was handing the kid candy. Moving on to the next slide, I could see her hold down laughter.

"Rap-" she burst out in laughter. "Rapi-" more laughter. "Rapis-" more laughter. "Rapists aren't your friends." Sam collapsed in a heap on the floor, rolling around in laughter. I snorted, trying to hide it by coughing but failed and started laughing too. I fell next to Sam, both of us laughing our butts off.

I heard Tucker collapse and that made us laugh harder. Vlad sighed from where he was tied up to a chair. "Can I at least go while you laugh?" he asked. We laughed harder. He groaned and leaned back.

The laughter calmed down and I sat up. Sam sat up too but she still giggled. I looked over at Tucker who made his way over to us. Tears ran down our faces from laughter.

Vlad sighed. "Can I at least get some coffee?" he asked. We burst out laughing.

End of WTAV 35

A/N - Well, I had fun writing the first two. Lotsa fluff! And the last one was really hilarious to write. I busted out laughing while I was typing it. Lol Please review.