Written by beatlebeb
My Knight in Shining Armour,
Ignoring that fact that I am now considered a 'fair maiden', I actually think there was a complement in there. Where you actually calling me pretty? Oh, Draco, I'm so touched...stupid pounce.
You know, I really think you should stick with that royal purple colour, it's just so...you. Pretty yet ever so gay.
And no shagging until the sun comes up for you, mister. You've depribed me of far to many wanks here with your stupid face in mind that I'm not sure I'll be able to preform any longer.
Sorry for the inconvience.
The Fairest Maiden of them All