Written by me
Ponce,
I'm not...well, I am, but I don't appreciate being called, a ponce! I can call myself that, but you...you can't. And yes, there may have been a compliment in there. Maybe. I don't remember, it was so very long ago...
I'm not, as you say, 'Ever so gay'. I may be gay, but you know you love it. And I know I'm pretty. It's a given.
And you had so better be joking. There will be shagging. Lots of shagging. Don't try to back out of it. Get plenty of sleep, 'cause I won't let you. Be warned.
Three days. Are you all abuzz with anticipation?
The Prettiest Ponce of Them All