Written by beatlebeb
Draco, (couldn't think of anything interesting to call you. must be lack of sex consuming mind)
Do you have any idea how many times I rolled my eyes at your last letter? And of course I love the fact that you're gay...if you weren't I probably wouldn't love you at all.
And sorry love but there will be NO SEX for at least a week now. I am no longer able to function in that manner from such a long absence of it. There's nothing you can do but sit there and pout like you are now, making that cute little face that I hate so much.
Yes yes, three more days...well, by the time you get this there will only be two. I certainly hope you've thought of something creative as your means to get me because I will be thoroughly disappointed if you dont and that may very well add another week unto the lack of sex marathon.
Harry (so tired, can't possibly move) Potter