Marriage Chronicle

Chapitre 3: Three Songs Sang by Oujiro

Syaoran yawned and opened his eyes. He's in front of his room. And just when he's about to wake up, Sakura opened the door and hit his face.

"Ouch!" he yelled.

"Syaoran!" yelled Sakura, "Sorry, I forgot you're there…"

When Syaoran was eating his breakfast, the phone rang.

"Syaoran, it's for you," said Sakura, "From Ryuoh."

Syaoran picked up the phone.

"Hello?" said Syaoran.

"Hi! Oujiro want to say something to you…"

Syaoran can clearly hear Oujiro's voice singing 'Die Another Day' by Madonna.

"I guess I'll die another day… lalalala…"

"Sir, this is Syaoran…"

"…It's not my time to go… lalalala…"

"Sir! The longer you sing, the phone bill will be more expensive…"

Oujiro took of his iPod and picked the phone.

"Hello, Syaoran?"

"…yes, Oujiro-san?"

"I've found someone who needs someone to work at his company. Please come to the bar NOW if you're interested."

"Okay sir!"

"See you there."

Syaoran quickly ran to his room, changed clothes, and quickly ran outside. "Bye darling!"

"…bye…" said Sakura.

Syaoran arrived at the bar. There are only Oujiro with his iPod and Ryuoh there.

"Our hopes and expectations… …" Oujiro was singing Starlight by Muse.

"Sir, he already came," said Ryuoh.

"Black holes and revelations…" Oujiro continues singing.

"Sir!" yelled Ryuoh.

"Oh," Ryuoh took off his iPod, "You've came, Syaoran."

"So, let me explain," said Oujiro, "You'll work in a very big building."

"Hooo…" said Syaoran and Ryuoh.

"The company has very high technology."

"Hooo…"

"The girls there are sexy and hot."

"Hooo!"

Blood spurted out from Syaoran's nose.

"Oi! You already have a wife, Syaoran!" yelled Ryuoh.

"I'm not married yet! I can still be categorized single!"

"That's okay Ryuoh," said Oujiro, "It's a man's instinct."

"Err… okay?"

"The girls there are pretty too. They're still young."

"Hooo!"

Blood came out from Ryuoh's nose and Syaoran's.

"Oi! So you too!" Syaoran poked Ryuoh's nose.

"But I'm single! And you're taken," said Ryuoh.

"Don't you hear what boss said?" said Syaoran, "It's a man's instinct."

"Let's continue," said Oujiro, "The building has 535 floors."

"Hooo…"

"And your job will be cleaning all the floors."

"Hooo…?"

"What!" yelled Syaoran.

"So, are you interested to work there?"

"Err…"

"You'll be paid around…" then Oujiro whispered to Syaoran.

"I'm interested! Very interested!" said Syaoran, "So when am I going to work? Now? Tomorrow? This night? I'm ready all the time!"

"How about you, Ryuoh?

Ryuoh rolled his eyes, rubbed his nose and start thinking. It's such an amazing fact that Ryuoh can think. Then, blood ran out from his nose again.
"Okay, I'm interested too!"
"You… maniac," said Syaoran.
"You traitor," said Ryuoh.
"Don't worry about that," Oujiro put on his iPod again and turned the song 'Tokyo Drift' by Teriyaki Boyz again, "Let's go! I wonder if you know… lalala…"

Oujiro walked to the company, followed by Ryuoh and Syaoran behind. Oujiro was singing and dancing around with the song "You Are My Love".

"Kiss me sweet… I'm sleeping in silence…"
The officer in front of the building saw him, "Whoo! It's boss Oujiro with his supreme voice!" he whistles.
"…I'll give you my love…" Oujiro keep singing.
"Thank you very much! Love received, sir!

They walked into the building and went to the 535th floor.
"Wait a minute, I want to go to the toilet now," said Oujiro,"You two can sit there."

Then Syaoran and Ryuoh sat on the chairs. They saw a man there, sitting across them with a doll called 'Angel' on his hand.

He wears glasses and white cloak.

"Yeah… like that baby… then if the leg moves here… hehehe…," said the man, moving the Barbie doll's leg, looking inside the barbie's skirt, and laughing maniacally, "Heehee… that's great."
"W-What kind of company is this! You… you see him…? A maniac…!" Syaoran grabbed Ryuoh's arm in fear.
"Y-Yeah… maybe he's lost to this place…"
"Ryuoh… I'm scared…"
"Shut up! I'm scared too! Stop grabbing me! We just look like gay!" whispered Ryuoh, moving Syaoran's hand away.

Then Oujiro came.
"Hey! Why don't you talk with him?" said Oujiro pointed at the man.
"W-What?" asked Syaoran and Ryuoh confusedly.
"Yeah… this is the owner of the company. Your new boss!" said Oujiro with the smile.

"Eh, oh, hello," said the man, "So… they are the boys that want to work here?"
"Yeah. This is Syaoran, and this is Ryuoh. Boys, this is Mihara…" Oujiro hasn't finished his words.
"Icchan go boom! Just call me Icchan!" said the man.
"Okay… Boss Icchan," said Ryuoh and Syaoran.
"Okay then, you can go and I will wake care of these boys… hehe…" said Icchan.
"Okay, bye all!" said Oujiro, put on the iPod and turn on the song You Are My Love again, "To find me there… lala…

Then Oujiro went to the lift as he's dancing.
"Hi boys!" said Icchan.
"H-Hi…," said Ryuoh and Syaoran

Icchan looks at two of them from the top of hair until the bottom of feet, then laughs like a maniac.
Syaoran stands behind Ryuoh and grabs Ryuoh's clothes.

"Follow me to my office," Icchan grinned.

Syaoran and Ryuoh followed Icchan with a really scared face.
"I shall explain the basis of this company!" Icchan turned on his laptop and began his PowerPoint presentation, "This is me, your boss… and then this is my secretary… and…"

So Icchan told them about the company's products, marketing strategy, while their works are only cleaning the building.

"Are we going to need these stuffs?" asked Ryuoh.
"Don't know," Syaoran began to feel sleepy and yawned.

Icchan finally finished his explanation in 3 hours 43 minutes 29 seconds.
"And now it's time for you to work!" said Icchan.
"Finally…" Syaoran sighed.
"Here's the uniform for the cleaning service!"
"Not bad," said Ryuoh, "I thought it'll be something weird."

"Change your clothes to these uniforms and start cleaning!" yelled Icchan with his speaker, "But if you want to change here that's totally fine…" he grinned.

"NO!" Syaoran and Ryuoh ran outside.

I thought it's not working anymore. But it's still! The gay alert! I can feel it… That Icchan guy is a GAY! Why… I thought there are enough gays near my house?

A/N The third chapter! Cheers everyone. Fanfic updates may be slow down these weeks since I have lots of tests... sob sob... But I've written chapitre 4 until 7. Let's just hope I have lots of free time to update.

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