Annoying Vlad 46-50

Disclaimer- I do not own Danny Phantom. If I did, Sam and Danny would admit their feelings! And it wouldn't get canceled! And the new movie would premiere sooner! Done with my rant now...

Trying to clear out my inbox with all the ideas people come up with. Damn, everyone's more creative than me. :( lol

Chapter dedicated to Galateagirl. NOTE - #50 is someone else's

WTAV 46 - Talk to him really loudly while he is talking on the phone.

Danny looked in the kitchen. Vlad was on the phone, talking to what sounded like a businessman. A thought crossed his mind and Danny smirked.

"Hey Vlad!" he said as loud as he could. Vlad waved his hand to signal him to be quiet. "Yes, yes. Of course I was listening." the elderly man said into the phone. Danny sat on the stool next to Vlad's.

"So Cheesehead!" he exclaimed. Vlad threw him an annoyed look and said, "Who was that? Oh, that was..." Pause. "That was...my...cat!" Danny snickered. "Of course. Uh-huh. I understand."

"Vlad, I didn't know you kept the cat I gave to you! I'm so touched!" Vlad gave him a dirty look. "What? My cat's talking? Oh...um...yes, it does that a lot! Well, I have to go, bye!" Vlad quickly hung up and turned to Danny, with an angered expression on his face.

Danny smirked again. "You kept my cat!" he exclaimed and ran out of the room yelling, "VLAD KEPT MY CAT!" Vlad tore after him shouting protests.

End of WTAV 46

WTAV 47 - Touch him. A lot. Not in a perverted way.

Vlad was getting nervous. He was inside a closet, hiding. Hiding from what, I presume you're asking. Well, let's go back to earlier today...

Danny was in the dining room eating lunch with his girlfriend, Sam, and his best friend, Tucker. Vlad was coming downstairs. He sat down in his regular chair and ate in silence. Sam and Tucker excused themselves and left. Now it was only him and Danny.

Danny sat in a different seat this time. It was right next to Vlad's. First, he brushed his arm against Vlad's. No big deal, right?

Well, Vlad was very phobic to people touching him. Exceeding his personal space, if you will. He shivered at the contact but let it go.

The second time it happened he started to squirm in his seat.

The third time Vlad started getting paranoid and hastily finished eating. After dumping his plate in the sink, he walked quickly to his room. Halfway upstairs, Danny happened to go intangible and lifted himself to Vlad's floor.

Pretending to accidently bump into him, these occurrences happened throughout the day. The last one before him diving into a closet ended in him running out of the room screaming "STOP TOUCHING ME!" as loud as he could.

Back to the present, Vlad pressed his back more to the back of the closet's. The door opened and the closet was showered in light. "Vlad?" came the masculine voice. Vlad grimaced, recognizing it as Danny's. Danny reached out and touched his arm.

"DON'T TOUCH ME!" he screamed again, running out of the closet.

"He is such a fruit loop," Danny muttered. Suddenly, a blur of black flew past him and down the hall Vlad went. He heard Vlad scream and yell, "DAMN CAT!"

End of WTAV 47

WTAV 48 - Repaint his room.

"TUCKER!" Danny screeched. Tucker collapsed on the floor in a heap of laughter. Sam was trying to be a good girlfriend and help him...but that's a bit hard when your boyfriend is covered head to toe in pink paint. She giggled. Danny growled and shook his head, sending paint all over.

"Well," Tucker stated, looking around. "You covered most of the wall." Sam snickered and helped Danny wipe paint off his face. Danny threw him a death glare and took the rag from Sam.

"I'd kiss you but you hate pink." he muttered and she giggled. "Alright, no more fooling around. We have to paint." Sam said, grabbing her brush and dipping it in the paint. She grimaced at the color but tried to get over it.

After another long 3 hours of painting, dumping paint on poor Danny, Sam nearly choking Tucker for attempting to dump paint on her, paint wars, Sam nearly dumping pink everywhere, Danny and Sam fluffy moments, and paint fumes almost getting them high, Danny, Sam, and Tucker finished repainting Vlad's room.

Sam went to get Vlad from where they tied him up to a chair in the basement. Danny and Tucker cleaned up and removed the paint stuff they left behind. The door opened and Sam walked in, Vlad in tow.

"Open your eyes!" she exclaimed. Vlad opened them and his eyes widened in horror. The expression on his face was so hilarious, they all burst out laughing as he started screaming.

End of WTAV 48

WTAV 49 - Fill his bathroom with female necessities.

I think that I'm gunna make Sam take over this one. It seems appropriate.

"Danny, if you think for one minute I'm going to trust you with this..." Sam said.

"But PLEASE! You had your turn!" Danny begged.

"Yes, but this is a women's job!" she replied.

"CAN I AT LEAST HELP!"

"No!"

"PLEASE? I'M ASKING KINDLY!" Sam shook her head. Danny threw himself on the floor. He grabbed her leg and wrapped his arms around it, sitting on her foot. (Like three year olds do). "PLEASE!" Sam sighed.

"Danny..." she said in a soft tone. He squeezed tighter on her leg. Since he was indeed not a three year old, Danny came up to her waist. She sighed again. "Danny, get up."

"Nuh-uh!" Sam ruffled his hair. He buried his face in her stomach. "Fine you can help," she grumbled.

"YIPEE!" he shouted. Detangling himself from Sam, he jumped up and wrapped his arms around her. Danny kissed her. Sam grinned and pushed him back onto the bed.

The Next Day

Sam and Danny made their way into Vlad's private bathroom. They got Tucker to distract Vlad.

"Danny, honestly. I could've done this by myself." Sam muttered in Vlad's room.

"Too bad." Danny replied cheekily. Sam rolled her eyes and peeked into the bathroom. "Okay, hand me the bag." she ordered.

"Why can't I do it?"

"I said you could help me. So HELP ME!"

"Okay, okay. Sheesh." Whack. "OW Sammy! You're mean!" Kiss. "Nevermind." Eye roll. "Let's get this done already."

Sam entered the bathroom with all the items. The items included:

Ahem...pads...

Lipstick

Moisturizer

Wrinkle Remover

Perfume (the really smelly kind I hate)

Facial Creme

and whatever else she could grab.

Danny heard clunking around and knocked. "Sam?"

"Wha?" her reply was muffled.

"Are you ok in there?" The door opened and Sam came out, empty bag in hand. He raised an eyebrow but said nothing. Sam opened her mouth to say something but Vlad and Tucker came into the bedroom.

"No, you don't-" Tucker glanced at them then back at Vlad. "Nevermind..."

"What is going on here that is preventing me from going into my own bathroom?" Vlad growled.

"Nothing, nothing at all!" Sam said nervously. "Danny..." she said, pulling him in front of her. "Danny said that..."

"That..." Danny started but Vlad cut him off.

"Oh well," he growled. "Just...leave!" Vlad stomped into the bathroom. A few moments later... "AHHH!"

End of WTAV 49

Dedicated to reviewer - centaurgurl08 for suggesting it
WTAV 50 - Have Vlad give Danny "The Talk"

Danny knocked on Vlad's study. "Come in!" he heard. Taking a deep breath, he went in. Looking up, Vlad took note of his presence. He set down his work and crossed his hands. "Daniel?" Danny took a seat in front of his desk. "Is there something wrong?"

Danny nodded. "Well...you see...um..." he stuttered. Vlad starred at him quietly. "Well, you know how Sam and I are...together?" Vlad nodded. "Well...-cough-...you see our...relationship is...well, uh...expanding?" Danny finished weakly.

Confused, Vlad asked, "What do you mean..." Vlad suddenly realized what he was talking about. "Oh...I see." Danny could only nod.

"Well, then..." Vlad started getting nervous. "You see, in a relationship..." he trailed off. Danny started at him innocently. "The two involved grow...more involved." Vlad twiddled his thumbs as Danny bit his lip to keep a smirk from forming. "They...um...become...active." Vlad looked away from Danny who was fighting back a laugh.

"Yes, I know that." Danny said. "It's just that we..." Vlad's face paled.

"Well," Vlad's face paled even more and an expression of panic showed on his face. "In a relationship..."

An hour of uncomfortable guy talk later...

Danny walked up the stairs to his room. On the way, he met up with Sam.

"Hey Danny." she said, reading a book.

"Hey Sam," he replied distractedly. Sam noticed his tone and looked up.

"What's wrong?" Sam asked. Danny slung an arm around her shoulders and they walked to his room.

"Well...I had an interesting talk with Vlad." Sam raised an eyebrow and Danny led her into his bedroom.

"What kind of talk?" Sam asked, sitting on his bed. Danny closed the door and sat next to her. He blushed and whispered in her ear. Sam burst out laughing and fell back onto the bed. Danny blushed more and laid down next to her. She was still laughing, so he waited till she calmed down.

Still giggling, Sam turned to him. "So..." Pause. Giggle. "Did he give you.." Giggle. Danny looked confused then it registered in his mind and his face paled. "NO!" he said quickly.

Sam laughed and kissed him. "I was just kidding." Danny buried his face in her shoulder. "Uh-huh, sure you were." He traced shapes on her stomach.

(Okay, FLUFF TIME! lol) Danny kissed her neck and snaked his arms around her waist. Sam moaned and wrapped her arms around his neck. His kisses traveled up her neck and proceeded to her jaw. Danny's hands wandered. One of them trailed down to her leg and pulled off her tights. The other one traveled up her arm up to her neck. From his position half off her, half on, he entangled his legs into hers.

Sam grinned as his lips found hers. The hand on her arm went to the bottom of her shirt. Danny phased it off and the hand rubbed her stomach. Sam's hands began exploring. One went in his hair, one to the bottom of his shirt. Danny phased it off and chucked it to where her tights and shirt were...

End of WTAV 50

A/N: Mwhahahaha! Cliffy! Heehee. Yes, I needed fluff in there. Lol Go see the sequel if you want a lemon :K