Written by me
Harry Bloody Potter,
My plan is in no way cute. Nor is its name.
I'm sorry you are sick of your room. I really am.
And you know you would totally get of on my wanking. I would make it a good show.
I'm not giving you details, I'll just tell you one thing:
Be on the lookout for a white ferret. When you see it, gather your things and sneak out.
And stop bloody laughing.
Until the day after tommorrow,
Draco