Annoying Vlad 56-60
Disclaimer- I do not own Danny Phantom
Chapter dedicated to Spirit and Soul 3! Whee! Lol sugar high
Also dedicated to DragonSword35d for making me feel betterWTAV 56 - Put pink hair dye in his shampoo.
–Vlad's POV– (In third person)
Vlad stepped into his shower and hummed a little tune. He let himself get properly wet before lathering his hair with shampoo. His eyes were closed, so he didn't notice it was pink. Scrubbing it in, Vlad washed it out after he was sure it got everywhere. Making sure all the shampoo was out, he turned the nozzles and all water came to a halt.
Wrapping a towel around him, Vlad dried himself off and dressed in his hippie clothes. Not that he'd ever admit it but he secretly loved them. They made him feel free.
Anyway, what he didn't notice when he was combing his hair into it's usual style is that it was different today. He walked downstairs to the living room. The girl was jumping around, white headphones in her ear and her eyes closed. Daniel was watching her lazily from the couch. Vlad noted he was a different look in Daniel's eyes as he stared at her. (Note: The other fic, 'The Result of Annoying Vlad' applies to the rest of the chapters.) The other boy was toying with his PDA. Vlad walked in and took a seat in his usual chair and picked up his cat book.
They sat in silence before he felt eyes boring into him. Vlad looked up and Tucker was staring at him, trying to not laugh. Daniel was staring at him with a look of amusement and horror on his face. Sam's jaw dropped and her eyes were wide. Her eyes, despite the fact that they were wide, were laughing.
"What?" he asked irritably. The girl was first to recover.
"Y-y-y-your ha-ha-ha-hair," Sam said, bursting out laughing. Vlad looked at her confused and the boys joined her in laughing. Getting up, he ran into the bathroom. He screamed as loud as he could when he saw his hair. It was...PINK!
End of WTAV 56
WTAV 57 - Constantly ask for the time
Danny
Vlad
Hey Vlad?
Yes Daniel?
What time is it?
10:10
Oh, ok...
-reads-
What time is it?
10:10
What time is it?
10:11
What time is it?
10:11
What time is it?
10:12
What time is it?
10:12
What time is it?
10:13
What time is it?
10:13
What time is it?
10:14!
What time is it?
10:14!
What time is it?
10:15!
What time is it?
10:15!
What time is it?
10:16!
What time is it?
10:16!
What time is it?
IT'S 10:17 DAMMIT! -runs out of room-
End of WTAV 57
WTAV 58 - Read out load, very loudly, when he is trying to read one of his books.
The trio and Vlad sat in his living room. Tucker was trying to do gymnastics. Sam was on the couch, wrapped up in Danny's arms. She was laughing at Tucker's attempts at gymnastics. Danny was reading as was Vlad in his armchair. (The armchair is very famous.)
Tucker eventually gave up and collapsed on a chair. Soon, the room was filled with snores. Sam yawned and dozed off, snuggling into Danny's chest. He leaned his head on hers and kissed the top of it gently.
Danny continued reading in silence. Than, a though had crossed his mind. Smirking, he began to read aloud. Vlad was very irritated with this. "Daniel, could you please read in your head?"
Danny sighed dramatically. "If I must." Vlad rolled his eyes and continued reading. Danny smirked and started reading louder.
"Daniel, please!" Vlad snapped. This only made him read louder. Vlad snapped at him again, causing him to read louder. He growled, stood up, took Danny's book, walked over to the window, tossed it out and sat back down.
"Dude, you are such a fruitloop," Vlad looked at him with a horror-stricken expression.
"NO!" was all he could manage before his cat attacked Vlad.
End of WTAV 58
WTAV 59 - Hang pictures of Maddie and Jack everywhere.
Also dedicated to cat-demon Kitten for having the same idea
Vlad stepped into the hallway and walked down it, his nose currently in a book. He looked up only to walk down the stairs. Before he could go down, something caught his eye on the wall. Spinning around, he gasped. All along the walls were pictures of figures he knew too well.
The bulky shape in a bright orange jumpsuit known too well as Jack Fenton. Next to him, in a bright blue jumpsuit, was his wife - Vlad gritted his teeth- Maddie Fenton.
Walking back down the hallway, Vlad's eyes took in the pictures along the wall. The pics showed Jack and Maddie. The poses were from smiling on their wedding day to them working in the lab together to fighting ghosts together to many more.
Vlad took a black permanent marker and began scribbling faces on all the pictures of Jack. When he was finished, he laughed manically.
No, that didn't actually happen. Here's what REALLY happened:
The wedding picture was at the beginning of the hall. Upon reaching this, Vlad's eyes bulged out and his jaw dropped. He let out a frustrated scream and grabbed the photo. Marching back down the hall, he stomped down the stairs. Reaching the teens floor, he stomped noisily down to Danny's door. Knocking furiously, this caused Tucker to peek out of his room.
Bleary-eyed, Tucker opened the door. "Whatzamah?" he asked, yawning. He saw Vlad knocking on Danny's door, obviously pissed. Yawning again, he walked out into the hall and walked up to him, still in his Pjs. "Whaz going on fruitloop?"
Tucker half-expected the cat to jump out and clobber him but them realized it was probably still asleep.
The door opened and Danny appeared, yawning as well. He was only in his boxers and a T-shirt. Vlad glared at him furiously and stormed past him, into the bedroom. Danny shot Tucker a confused look, who shrugged in response. Sam chose to sleep in her own room, so her door opened. She had on black pajama pants and a purple tee.
To add to the tradition, she yawned and shot them questioning glances. The boys shrugged and glanced at Vlad. Sam walked over to them and glanced into the room. Vlad was looking around angrily, clutching the photo in his hand. Vlad stormed out and glared at them, upon reentering the hall.
He flashed the picture in front of them. "What.is.this?" Vlad hissed. Danny yawned.
"My parents?"
"How.did.it.get.on.my.wall?"
"It flew?" Sam suggested. Danny held back a chuckle and wrapped his arm around her waist. Tucker too was holding back laughter. Vlad's eyes narrowed.
"If you continue with these antics, you will be sent back home."
Danny smirked. "You know, my mom wouldn't like that." Vlad's eyes narrowed even more, if that's possible. He turned on his heel and stomped back into his room.
The three faced each other and burst out laughing before returning to their rooms.
End of WTAV 59
Dedicated to reviewer - Garnet Sky for suggesting it
WTAV 60 - Replace Vlad's alarm clock with a siren
Going to be a bit short now
Vlad was awakened to a very annoying noise.
Now, I bet you're saying, "Yea, alarm clocks are so annoying." I wouldn't know, I don't own one because they don't wake me up. Anyway, no. Vlad's normal alarm clock wasn't there. It was stolen.
And in it's place was something more annoying. "What's more annoying than an alarm clock?" you ask. Well, I'll tell you.
A siren.
Yes, Vlad's alarm clock was stolen, chucked out into the lake, and replaced with a siren. It was blaring it's siren-y head off like there was no tomorrow. He grabbed it and threw it against the wall. The blaring toned down a bit more but it still made noise. Groaning, Vlad rolled out of bed, pink hair and hippie clothes, and grabbed the siren.
Stumbling into the bathroom, he threw it in the toilet and flushed it. Surprisingly, it went down. Sighing in relief, Vlad went in the bedroom and climbed back into bed. Faintly, the sound of a siren could be heard in the pipes.
Vlad shrieked and covered his head with his pillow.
End of WTAV 60
A/N: Yay another chapter! There's no fluff because I was tired and I suck at writing fluff when I'm tired. Hell, I suck at writing when I'm tired period. Anyway, there you go. Also, thanks for the reviews guys!