Marriage Chronicle

Chapitre Six: Six Warnings

"Syaoran… Syaoran!"
"Wh… who is it?"
"…A great powerful handsome god."

Syaoran turned back, and saw a big guy standing in front of him.
"…What?"
"I am," the guy said, "Fei Wong Reed.""I think I've seen you before… who are you?"
"Silence!" he pointed to Syaoran, "You perverted, liar, cross-dresser, bad, naughty, and silly boy!"
"Wh… what are you talking about?"

"Sakura will be happier if she's with someone else!"

"What do you mean? You know nothing about us you bastard ugly fat guy!"
"I know nothing? I've seen everything you've done."
"What… I've done?"

"Silence!!" he said again, "You've been lying to her almost all of the time."

Syaoran got shocked.
"…You're right…"

"I don't think a liar like you deserve a girl like her."
"…But!"

"Prove me that you're honest," he said, "Tell everything you've been hiding."
"…I'll try."
"You must! If you don't tell the truth today…"
"If I don't tell her today…?"

"You'll be bald."

"WHA…?"
Syaoran woke up from his sleep. He took a deep breath because that's only a dream. He rubbed his head. His hair is still there.
"…That's really scary," he said, "I can't imagine if I'm bald… so not cool."
"Syaoran, you're awake," Sakura came into the room, "Is it time to work now?"
"Ah… not yet," he replied.

Syaoran sat down and ate his breakfast and remembered of his nightmare.
"Sakura…"
She turned around, "Yes?"
"I… I got something to tell you…"
She looked a bit confused, "What is it?"
"I… actually…"

Suddenly something flew and broke the window. Kurogane and Fye knocked at the door.
"Sorry Sakura-chan, we're playing baseball," said Fye.
"...you broke their window for the seventh time," said Kurogane.
"I thought it's the ninth?" replied Fye.

"Oh, coming," Sakura picked the ball ran to the door, "Sorry Syaoran, tell me later ok?"
"…Okay…" Syaoran sighed.

"By the way Syaoran, can you clean the broken window while I'm talking to Kurogane-san and Fye-san?"
"…Fine…" Syaoran stood up and began to clean the messes up.

Few hours later, Syaoran looked at his watch. Sakura is talking on the phone and nobody can stop her. Even Syaoran can't.
"I think there's something else I must do…" he began to think.
After a few minutes, Syaoran suddenly stood up and ran to his room.

"…Syaoran?" Sakura looks confused.
"I forgot I must work today!!!!" he yelled as he changed his clothes, brushed his teeth, and ran outside.

Syaoran ran as fast as possible to Icchan's company. On his way he saw Oujiro with his iPod, dancing on the street.
"I think I'm drowning… Asphyxiating…" Oujiro began to sing Time is Running Out by Muse.
"Oh really? Let me save you then, sir!" said the officer.
"I wanna break the spell you created…"
"Wha? I can't make spells…"
Oujiro kept on singing, "You're something beautiful…"
"I am? Wow, thanks!"

"W… Why the heck am I watching this nonsense?" said Syaoran to himself, running to the restroom and changed his clothes to the cleaning service uniform.
Then he ran upstairs and…
Icchan is on the stairs, glaring at him.
"What're you doing here!!!" yelled Icchan.
"Eh… sorry sir… I…"
"You're not supposed to come working today," said Icchan, "Oh I know! You come here to see me, right?"

Syaoran hit his head to the wall.
"No thanks sir!" he quickly ran away.
"How can I be this forgetful? Today I'm working at the amusement park!!"

He arrived at the amusement park and quickly changed to his Black Mokona costume.
"I'm sorry! I'm late!"
"That's okay…" said Eriol, "Since I'm late too. I just got here now."

Syaoran walked around the amusement park in his costume, with little kids following him.
Suddenly he saw two people who're familiar.

"That… Kurogane-san and Fye-san?" he thought, "What are they doing here? Maybe for a shooting…"
Fye held Kurogane's arm and smiled at him.
"Gay alert! No, they're not coming here for shooting!! They're here for dating!" yelled Syaoran in his thought.

And after a few minutes looking at those lovey-dovey couple, he froze.
"...They kissed… I saw them kissing… Man… with man… I…"

Then he fainted.

"Black Mokona, what happened?"
"Do you run out of beer? I'll tell daddy to buy you some!"
"Find white Mokona! Maybe he's lonely…"

Ryuoh quickly came from nowhere and dragged him away.
"You dumb kid! You haven't told her, right?"
"Huh… You're?"
"I'm the great powerful handsome god, Fei Wong."
"Oh… it's you."
"Remember if you don't tell her by the end of today…"

"AAAHHHH!!!"
Syaoran woke up from another nightmare. Eriol and Ryuoh is beside him.
"You look like you're not well," said Eriol, "You can go home earlier today."
"B…but this is my first day!" said Syaoran, "I…I'm fine."
"Oh really?" asked Eriol, "Okay, get back to work."
"…Ryuoh…" called Syaoran.
"What? You want me to replace you as Black Mokona?"
Syaoran nodded, "Please…!"
"Fine," said Ryuoh, "But tell me what happened."
"Ok! Thanks!"

So Syaoran told Ryuoh everything happened.
"Hahahahaha!" Ryuoh laughed so hard.

"Grr!!" Syaoran stood up and ran outside, "I knew you're going to do that."
"Sorry Syaoran… I can't stop laughing when I heard that…"

Syaoran ran back home.
"Syaoran, you're back?" Sakura is watching television there.
"Ah… yes," he said.
"It's not usual," she said.

Syaoran sat on the sofa and took a deep breath.
"I'll make you some food," she smiled at him.
"No thanks," he said, "Sakura… I…"
"Huh?"

"I…"

Suddenly the phone rang. Sakura ran to get it.
"Tomoyo-chan! Hello there!" said Sakura, "Go shopping? Sure! Now? Okay, I'll be there!"
"Grrr… Why there's always something disturbing??"
"Syaoran, I'm going shopping, tell me later okay?"
"…Okay…"

Syaoran watched TV after she went away, and saw a Shaolin movie.
"AAAAHHH!! Bald people!" he quickly changed the channel.
Then he saw the advertisement of Muse's new album. It got four bald people on the cover.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!" he turned off the television.

Syaoran walked to his room and lied down on his bed. Few minutes later, he fell asleep.
Then he woke up again after seeing Fei Wong in his dream.
"I hate that guy..."
"Wait a minute…" he looked at his watch, "It's time to work at the bar… shit."

He walked to the bar and saw Sakura and Tomoyo.
"Wh…I thought she's shopping?"
He saw that the bar is surrounded by clothes shop.
"…Oh."

Syaoran stepped in and saw Kurogane and Fye. Ryuoh quickly ran and dragged him to the changing room.
"Time for disguise," Ryuoh grinned.
"…It's just you who liked doing it."
"Let me do it once more, okay?"
"…no… I'll work upstairs so Kurogane-san and Fye-san won't see me."
"I worked as Black Mokona for you, remember?"
"Uhhh… yes."
"This'll be the price," said Ryuoh, "Come on!"

Few moments later, Syaoran is dressed up as a girl again.
"Syaoran you look so kawaii!!" Ryuoh hugged him.
"Aahhh! Get off me!"

When they walked outside, there's a customer who's bald.
"AAAAAAAAHHH!!" yelled Syaoran.
Ryuoh quickly shut his mouth, "Remember… sweet girly voice."
Fye turned to them. "Is that your voice?"
"Uhh yes… me," Ryuoh gave a fake smile.
When Fye turned back, Ryuoh slapped Syaoran. "Baka!"

"Uhhh… that's it!" said Syaoran, "I got enough warnings. I must… tell her… today… where I'm actually working!"

He ran back into the changing room and called Sakura.
"Sakura...!"
"Yes, Syaoran?"
"I got something to tell you. Please come home."
"Huh... o, okay..."

Syaoran sighed, "I must prepare myself."

A/N: Wha? It's way too long for a chapitre! Sob sob... I hope you still enjoy it. Thanks for reading and the reviews! I'll do my best.
Anyway this is just still a plan... should I make a chapitre special for KuroFye fans? Lol yes I'm a weirdo writer.