Annoying Vlad 61-65

Disclaimer- I don't own Danny Phantom.

Dedicated to reviewer - giggleaid for suggesting it
WTAV 61 - Have a water balloon fight

The three teenagers stood in the shadows, all in separate places, all armed with their weapons. Unknowingly, they all shared the same expression as their prey was heard on the lower level. Footsteps on the stairs told them that he was approaching. Moving slightly out of the shadows, the girl of the group readjusted her grip on the balloons in her hand. Sam hid behind a wall with her back pressed up against it. Next to her, on the floor, was a bucket of water balloons. She held two, one in each hand.

A bit further down the hall was her best friend, Tucker, and further up the hall was her boyfriend, Danny. They too had a bucket of balloons, also pressed up against walls. She wasn't sure if they had two in their hands or one.

Daring to peek out from her hiding spot, she caught the blue-eyed halfas eyes. Danny smiled at her and she smiled back. Glancing down the hall, Sam saw Tucker fooling around with his PDA. With a roll of her eyes, she went back into her position. The footsteps came to a halt on the stairs. They were replaced with padded steps, as Vlad's feet hit the hallway carpet.

He stopped halfway down the hall, a few feet away from Sam. With a quiet intake of breath, she knew it was time. It was confirmed when she heard Danny's call of,

"WATER BALLOON FIGHT!" boom down the hall. Vlad spun around, on high alert. Soon, the elder man was pelted with water balloons. His cry of surprise was drowned out by water going in his mouth. Balloons were flying everywhere, hitting everybody.

Eventually, the throwing ceased and the blur was reduced to three teens, an old man(-snicker-), and a hallway carpet soaked. Broken balloon pieces were all over, littering the floor. Danny, Sam, and Tucker turned to face Vlad. His expression was mixture of anger, surprise, and...wetness? He growled and glared at the three.

"NO.MORE.WATER.BALLOON.FIGHTS!" Vlad bellowed. Sam winced when she noticed it almost brought on his ghostly wail. Tucker was shocked at the outburst and Danny's eyebrows were raised when he too noticed the wail. Vlad stormed down the hall, wiping water off his face and pink hair. He grumbled something about his "precious hippie clothes being soaking wet."

The remaining three turned to each other, shrugged, and started tossing around the rest of their balloons.

End of WTAV 61
Yep, Vlad's pissed now. HAHA anyway, he likes his hippie clothes -frowns deeply- We must change his wardrobe now -smirks evilly-

Dedicated to reviewer- Super E-man for suggesting it
WTAV 62 - Continually flush the toilet in his room when Vlad is trying to enjoy a snack.

Vlad Masters sat in the kitchen, seated at a stool brought up to the counter-island in the middle of the room. In front of him was a sandwich. He was currently trying to eat it. But of course, in Vlad's house, you can never just eat a sandwich. Vlad raised the food item to his mouth, prepared to take a bite when a flushing cut him off.

The sound made his stomach queasy but he surpassed it. Getting ready to eat it again, the flushing sound happened again. Shrugging it off, he tried again with no avail. It seems the toilet had something against him eating...well, at least the author did...

After a few more attempts, Vlad's stomach refused to settle down and he gave up on eating his sandwich. Growling, he got up and went to his room. Peering into the bathroom, he saw Danny, hunched over, laughing.

"DANIEL SCOTT FENTON!" he yelled. Danny stopped laughing, paled at his full name and went intangible, floating into Sam's room. Sam looked up from her book and raised an eyebrow at him. Danny shrugged and collapsed on her bed. She rolled her eyes as the boy stood up, claiming her lips with his. (YES! THEY MUST KISS! THEY'RE IN LOVE!...just in denial in the show!)

End of WTAV 62

Dedicated to reviewer - Super E-man for suggesting it
WTAV 63 - Whenever Vlad says conjunctions like, "but" accuse him of being a potty mouth!

Vlad was in his office type room in the back of the mansion. It was like a business room, complete with the long table and really cushy chairs. Seated in the chairs were many business men. They watched intently as Vlad explained something about dairy products. (The author would like to point out he did this all in his hippie clothes.) The men were obviously trying to hide their laughter from his clothing. Vlad ignored them and went on as if nothing was wrong.

"The dairy product profits increased in -insert city name here- but -" he was cut short by a disembodied voice saying,

"Vlad's a potty mouth!" Vlad ignored it and the men gave him confused looks.

"in this city, they decreased. But-"

"Vlad's a potty mouth."

"But-"

"Potty mouth!"

"BUT-"

"POTTY MOUTH!"

"BUT-"

"POTTY MOUTH!"

"WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT?" Vlad yelled at the voice. The business men stared at him as if he had grown a second head.

"Mr. Masters," one of the men said. "Obviously, this is not a good time for you. Maybe we should come back some other time?" Vlad paled. He started to protest but the men still left. Rather quickly he noted.

Whipping around, he glared at the voice. "I hope you're happy now." he growled. Vlad turned around and stormed up to his room.

Danny landed and materialized. "Oh, I am." he laughed.

End of WTAV 63

Dedicated to reviewer - Super E-man for suggesting it
WTAV 64 - Lock him inside the closet

"Hey Vlad!" Danny called from down the hall. Vlad turned around. "Come here! I have to show you something!" Vlad frowned, suspicious, but cautiously made his way toward the boy.

Vlad reached Danny and asked him, "What is it that you wanted to show me?" Danny grinned and told him, "Close your eyes!" Cautiously than before, Vlad did. Danny smirked. Leading Vlad down the hall, he led him in front of the closet. Opening the door, Danny pushed Vlad in gently and locked it behind.

Vlad pounded against the door screaming, "LET ME OUT!" Danny laughed and ran into his room. Danny, of course, knew he could phase out but Vlad was too annoyed to realize it. Snickering, he ran into Sam's room.

Sam was listening to her iPod again, so she didn't hear him. Danny smiled and gave her a victory kiss. Sam was taken by surprise but returned it. Danny turned off her iPod and put it on the nightstand. Wrapping his arms around her waist, Danny pushed her back onto the bed. Sam wrapped her arms around his neck.

Their moment was interrupted by Vlad bursting into the room, with a look of anger on his face. Danny chuckled and threw a pillow at him.

"Do you mind?" Vlad glared at him and ran out of the room. Shrugging it off, they returned to their make-out.

End of WTAV 64

Dedicated to reviewer - Super E-man for suggesting it
WTAV 65 - Replace his clothes with pink ones

Vlad yawned and slammed his hand down on his alarm clock. He got another one since the first one was replaced with a siren that was now in the sewer pipes. Yawning again, he rolled out of bed and placed his feet on the ground. Slipping into his fuzzy slippers (-snickers-) and walked over to the wardrobe.

Vlad reached in and expected to grab the fabric of his beloved hippie clothes. Instead, he felt the fabric of...PINK CLOTHES? WHAT! Alerted, his hand withdrew with a pink shirt. Screaming, he ran down the hall, downstairs, and knocked furiously on Danny's door. Deja vu anyone?

No one answered. Vlad grumbled and turned to Sam's door. Knocking furiously, he tapped his foot, waiting. A bleary eyed Sam opened the door. She yawned and gave Vlad a quizzical look. "Normally, I would punch your lights out, but seeing as you could kill me if you wanted to, nevermind. Now exactly why are you knocking on my door at -checks watch- 10am?"

Vlad sneered. "Because your little boyfriend turned my clothes PINK!" Sam yawned and smiled. "And where's your proof of this?" Vlad was silent. Suddenly, he looked at what she was wearing.

"Are you...wearing...his shirt?" Vlad said slowly. Sam looked down and blushed slightly.

"That's besides the point." Sam said.

"The point is my beloved hippie clothes are now PINK CLOTHES!" A snicker was heard from behind Vlad.

"Your beloved hippie clothes?" Tucker snickered. Vlad opened his mouth, closed it, then opened it again.

"I didn't say that!" Vlad protested. Tucker smirked and pressed a button on his PDA. Vlad's voice came on and said, ""The point is my beloved hippie clothes are now PINK CLOTHES!"" Vlad turned about eighty shades of red.

Danny stumbled behind Sam. He yawned and whispered in her ear, "What happened?" he asked. Sam smiled at him.

"Vlad found his wardrobe change." Danny smiled and wrapped his arms around her waist.

End of WTAV 65

A/N: Another chappie done! I just realized this is Danny's second to last chapter. How sad. -cries- anyway, my back is stiff. Ow.