Annoying Vlad 66-70
Disclaimer- I do not own Danny Phantom, no matter what they say!
I'm sorry it took so long to update. My computer had a melt down and started shooting sparks at me, so now I'm on my mother's. I had to practically beg to be able to use her files. Sheesh. What could I do? Anyway, moving on to the story now.
Dedicated to reviewer - shadowedstar213 for suggesting it
WTAV 66- finish all sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophecy."
Vlad looked up from his book as the three teenagers filed in. Tucker took his normal position on the couch, stretching out on it. Danny sat in the chair opposite Vlad, Sam in his lap. He raised an eyebrow, since it was so quiet when they walked in and returned to his book.
After a few moments of silence, Vlad couldn't take it anymore. "Why are you so quiet?" he asked, in an annoyed voice. Danny, Sam, and Tucker exchanged glances then looked back at him and shrugged.
"What do you mean...in accordance with the prophecy?" Danny said, biting back the smirk that was forming. Vlad gave him a blank stare and then took in what he said.
"What?" Vlad asked, dumbly. Sam giggled but tried to hide it with a snort, and failing. Danny smiled at her and squeezed her hand. "I said..." Danny started. "What do you mean...in accordance with the prophecy."
Vlad looked confused. "What's that mean?"Tucker snorted.
"It means what do you mean?" Tucker paused. "In accordance with the prophecy." Vlad was starting to get very annoyed, confused, and...hungry?
"You children are so confusing..." he muttered. Danny smirked. "What do you mean? In accordance with the prophecy." Vlad closed his eyes and then opened them.
"Why? Why, why, why, why, WHY?" Vlad shrieked, shaking his head. Sam looked up and threw a pillow at him.
"Be quiet in accordance with the prophecy." She said, cuddling into Danny and went back to sleep. Danny grinned at her and wrapped his hands around her waist and buried his face in her hair.
Vlad glared at her and stomped out of the living room. His book dropped to floor with a soft thud. Curious, Tucker went over and picked it up. After reading the cover, he burst out laughing. Sam opened an eye and glared at him. Gently letting herself out of Danny's lap, she got up and took the book from him. Just like Tucker, Sam burst out laughing and joined Tucker on the floor. Danny, now highly amused, got up and read the title. He snorted and started laughing.
Vlad came in to see why they were laughing and blushed a deep crimson when he saw the book near them. Hastily, he grabbed it and ran out. But, before he did so, the authoress came in and froze time. Grinning, I came in and stole the book. Coming up to the screen, I thrust the book in front of it. In big, red letters were the words, 'Vlad Master's tale of a cat called 'Fruitloop.' There was a picture that showed Vlad with Fruitloop.
End of WTAV 66
If you notice, part of the last paragraph was in bold. That means I took over. Haha. Heehee.
Dedicated to reviewer- shadowedstar213 for suggesting it
WTAV 67 - Wear a lot of perfume
And no, Sam doesn't do this one...if you catch my drift...-gigglesnort-
Danny stood in his bathroom, with Sam sitting on the edge of the tub. She was trying to hold in her laughter - and failing. Danny glared at her.
"It's not funny!" he protested. Sam quieted down.
"My boyfriend (giggle) wearing (giggle) perfume isn't (giggle) funny?" Sam said, bursting out laughing. She laughed more when she nearly fell in the tub. Danny smirked and advanced on her. Sam stopped laughing, but a smile remained on her face. He leaned down and crushed their lips together. Linking her arms behind his neck, he wrapped his arms around her waist.
Sam broke apart and smiled at him. "Maybe later...when you're not coated in perfume." she giggled. Danny mock-glared and stole a kiss. Unlocking their embrace, he took her hand and pulled her into the living room. She let him go in alone and could barely hold in her laughter when she heard Vlad say, "Are you wearing perfume?"
End of WTAV 67
Dedicated to reviewer- cat-demon Kitten for suggesting it
WTAV 68 - Replace his clothes with women's clothes
Vlad walked down the stairs awkwardly. He frowned when he tripped again. "Stupid shoes," he muttered to himself. Finally reaching the bottom, he sighed in relief and walked to the dining room. Growling when he kept tripping, his shoes refused to cooperate with him. Entering his destination, he was greeted with the normal sight of three teenagers seated at the table, eating breakfast. Well, one of them was eating. The other two were snogging the brains each other.
His entrance caused Tucker to look up, look down, then snap his head back up. It was quiet then he burst out laughing hysterically. Sam and Danny broke apart, clearly annoyed and glared at him. Taking no notice of them, Tucker continued laughing. They turned toward the door and their smiles grew. They were silent until Danny chuckled. That was the breaking point. Danny and Sam burst out laughing.
In the doorway stood Vlad Masters, clad in pink heels, white skirt and a pink midriff. His hair was in pigtails, tied with a pink bow. They toppled backwards and landed on the floor in a laughing heap. Sam still had her arms around his neck and was laughing into his chest. Danny's grip on her waist tightened a little as he laughed.
Vlad glared at them and attempted to eat a normal breakfast. Cursing when he dropped his fork, he bent over to pick it up. As soon as he did, however, a ripping sound echoed in the room. The teens stopped laughing and Vlad sat up straight. They burst out laughing again when they realized it was him. Blushing beet red, Vlad ran out of the room backwards.
End of WTAV 68
Dedicated to reviewer- cat-demon Kitten for suggesting it
WTAV 69- Make Vlad think Danny and Sam were doing what I said they weren't in #19
Tucker walked into the living room, where everyone else currently was. Taking his usual seat on the couch, or rather, THE couch, he pulled out his PDA. Playing a game, he surveyed his other house-mates. Vlad was absorbed in his new book, in his usual chair. Danny and Sam where in their usual chair. Sam sat in Danny's lap, her head on his shoulder. Danny's arms were wrapped around her waist, his head leaning on hers. It took them forever, but they finally got together. Tucker smirked.
"Hey Sam?" he asked. She turned her head towards him. He winked at her. "When's the baby due?" Vlad's head snapped up, looking at him curiously. Sam smiled, with a hint of a smirk in it. Danny raised an eyebrow and grinned.
"December, why?" she responded. Vlad's head snapped to her and then to Danny. Danny's hand was rubbing her stomach. Vlad's eyes went wide and he gulped.
"Are you children quite serious?" Danny smirked.
"Well, Sam and I aren't exactly children anymore Vladdie." Sam giggled and Danny playfully put his other hand over her mouth. The other one was still rubbing her stomach. Vlad paled and stood up.
"I'll be right back," he said. Walking into the kitchen, the three had their eyes on him. As soon as he went into the kitchen, they heard a shout of, "OH MY GOD! DANIEL GOT SAMANTHA PREGNANT!"
Danny, Sam, and Tucker laughed but quickly shut up when Vlad walked back in. Calmly, he sat down in his chair and resumed reading. Danny smirked and began kissing Sam's neck, to irritate Vlad and because he wanted to. Vlad's eyes widened again and he ran from the room in fright.
End of WTAV 69
Dedicated to reviewer- cat-demon Kitten for suggesting it
WTAV 70- Make him think his cat ran away
I tweaked it but she still gets credit cause she inspired it
Danny ran down the halls of the Master's Castle. Panting, he peered into what was probably the fiftieth room he looked in. Sighing, he ran down the stairs and peeked into the living room. 'In the last place I look, of course,' he thought dryly. Running in, he skid to a halt in front of Vlad. Looking up, he came face-to-face with a panting blue-eyed halfa.
"What is it this time Daniel?" Vlad asked, sighing. Waiting for a response, Danny caught his breath. He breathed out something that sounded like "gone...lost...everywhere...FRUITLOOP!" "Repeat that slowly." Vlad told him.
"Fruitloop is gone!" Vlad gasped and yelled, "NOOOOOOO! FRUITY! DADDY'S COMING!" and ran out of the room. Danny stared after him, wide-eyed. Vlad seemed to have realized what he did and came back in the room.
"I mean..." he said. "And good riddance!" Glancing around nervously, he ran out again. Danny still stared wide-eyed, amused and confused.
End of WTAV 70
A/N: I'm sorry I took so long to update. I had writer's block. I'll update sooner.