Annoying Vlad 81-85
Disclaimer – I don't own Danny Phantom. GODS, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? Nor do I own DELL. But I do own the laptop from Dell I'm currently using to update this story. XD
I'm baaaaaaaaack! With 5 billion other chapters for Drabble for the Soul. I had some inspirations. Everyone must thank my best friend, Nolana, a.k.a. .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., for getting me to update. Now go review her story and I'll update more often. Haha.
Dedicated to reviewer- caffienenut1022 for suggesting it
WTAV 81 - Invite Maddie over while Vlad still has his women's clothes on
Maddie Fenton shivered as she stepped out of the Specter Speeder in her blue hazmat suit. She hated Vlad and hated going anywhere near Vlad's mansion. It gave her the creeps.
"And so does he," Maddie muttered under her breath and sighed. Danny had called her here, saying there was ghost trouble. It would also be a good chance to check up on him. With another sigh and a deep breath, she proceeded up the steps and rang the doorbell to her doom.
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Sam heard the bell ring and she immediately knew who it was. No, she wasn't psychic. She just knew who was coming over. Girls rock like that.
"I got it!" she yelled out to whoever might be listening. Sam ran out of her room and slid down the railing of the stairs and landed on the last floor. She opened the door and came face-to-face with Maddie.
"Hi Mrs. Fenton," the Goth greeted. "Come on in." Maddie smiled warmly.
"Thank you Sam." Said teen stepped aside and let the elder woman in and closed the door behind her. Danny came sliding down the railing and landed in front of Maddie.
"Hey mom!" he exclaimed, hugging her. She looked down at her son, suspicious at his behavior but hugged him back nonetheless. Sam bit back a snicker and her gaze fell to the open door to Vlad's secret lab.
"Samantha, who was that?" Vlad's voice floated up the stairs. He apparently hadn't heard Danny, so he had no notification of the fact that it was the object of his obsession. His high-heeled feet make clicking sounds on the stairs. Danny pulled away from his mother and stood next to Sam.
The footsteps stopped. Vlad appeared out of the door and froze, horror-stricken. Maddie's eyes widened and she looked scared, confused, and amused.
Sam snickered softly and Danny nudged her shoulder with his.
"Maddie, I can explain." Vlad mustered out.
"N-no need Vlad," she paused, eyes scanning his dress up and down. "And I use that term loosely," Maddie bit her lip. "I think this says it all." She gestured to his apparel, the image of Vlad in a dress still scarring her mind for life.
There was an awkward pause and then Danny, in hopes of breaking the tension, said,
"Well, if it's any consolation at all, Vlad didn't have much of a choice in the matters of wearing the dress." This was followed by a slap from Sam and an "Ow!" from her slap.
End of WTAV 81
Dedicated to reviewer- Peanutbutter Oreos for suggesting it
WTAV 82 - Have Tucker put an annoying ringtone on his cell phone/PDA and have Sam/Danny call his phone every five minutes.
Tucker Foley sat in the living room of Vlad Masters, accompanied by none other than Vlad Masters. We are still using that term loosely, of course. Not sure whether or not to call him Veronica yet, so we'll get back to you on that. Anyway, Tucker claimed his territory on the couch while Fruitloop, the cat, not Vlad, curled up on Danny and Sam's chair. Where were Danny and Sam? Well, you'll never know. Muahahaha. In a lighter note, Vlad sat in his armchair, reading one of his beloved cat books.
All was silent in the room, the occupants all having comforting thoughts. What broke this peace was the sudden outbreak of a high-pitched scream. This alarmed the cat Fruitloop and the human Fruitloop. The cat screeched loudly, jumped off the chair, and ran out of the room. The human fell off his chair in shock, dropped his book on his foot, and glared at Tucker.
Tucker grinned and waved his cell phone in the air, indicating that was the source of the sudden outburst. Vlad growled and sat back in his chair, reading his book again as Tucker answered the call.
Eventually, he hung up and all was silent again. That is, until the same scream again, Vlad jumped a mile in the air and looked at Tucker menacingly. He grinned sheepishly and answered the call.
Again, the process of him hanging up, silence, the scream, the reaction, and the answer repeated once more.
The next time it happened, however, things were different. The now very pissed off human Fruitloop went back to his book. The all-too-familiar scream came again and this time, Vlad took action. He marched over to Tucker, grabbed the phone, and yelled,
"He's busy!" into it. Vlad hung up and threw in Tucker's lap before returning to his chair.
End of WTAV 82
Dedicated to reviewer- anime-girl98 for suggesting it
WTAV 83 - Show Vlad this fanfic
I cut it down a little bit.
Tucker sighed. "Please Vlad?" The older man frowned and shook his head once more.
"I'm not going anywhere with any of you children for one of your surprises." Vlad scowled, attempting to walk away but his attempt was thwarted as Tucker pulled on his sleeve again.
"I promise nothing will poison you, jump out, scar you for life, attack you, glomp you, kill you, cause you major injuries, start dancing around and singing in thong, or anything else." Honesty shown in the red beret clad boy's eyes and Vlad sighed, a show of defeat. Tucker grinned and pulled the Fruitloop along for the long journey.
Across the hall, down the stairs, across another hall, down more stairs, a trip through the kitchen, then through the living room – and passing a rather preoccupied Danny and Sam, wink wink -, over the river, through the woods, and finally reach grandma's house – oh, wrong story. They finally reached their destination, the computer room.
Entering, Tucker pushed Vlad, rather roughly, into a chair and thrust it in front of the DELL flat screen computer. He pulled a chair up next to Vlad's and began typing furiously on the keyboard. Vlad gaped at the screen as a window popped open.
Confused, he read the logo at the top left of the page. "Fanfiction?" he inquired, turning to his company. "What's this?"
"It's a site where people can write fictional stories about their favorite TV Shows, Movies, Books, etc." Tucker explained quickly. He clicked on 'Cartoon' and then scrolled down. Upon finding his desired topic, Tucker clicked on it and Vlad gaped at the screen again.
"Daniel has his own show?" he squeaked out. Tucker nodded and opened the search engine.
He selected 'Author by Pen Name' and below that, in a separate box, he typed 'Blood of a Tear' and hit 'Go'. Confused again, Vlad asked about this.
"It's a user," was the only explanation. 18 different users showed up but #7 was the one he wanted (1). The techno-geek clicked the link and hit 'hide bio'. Scrolling down, he selected story #11. Vlad's eyes widened at the title.
"Does that say what I think it says?" he breathed. Tucker nodded and let Vlad maneuver the mouse now.
(later on)
They were up to Chapter 22(a.k.a. this chapter) when they noticed something. Vlad raised his hand and the words appeared on the screen. He lowered it and the computer recorded it. Tucker, finally gathering enough common sense to move, took out his PDA and started filming it.
Meanwhile, Vlad lifted his other arm and lowered it, surprised when all this was recorded. He moved to sneeze but didn't. The computer type 'Achoo!' but immediately backspaced it when he didn't. Then, Vlad did what any other person would do in this situation.
Scream. Very loudly and very girlishly, might I add. And then he ran from the room, flailing his arms wildly, Tucker not far behind.
End of WTAV 83
Dedicated to reviewer- .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty. for suggesting it
WTAV 84 - Cover his room with extra sticky crazy glue
Vlad rolled over and groaned. His alarm clock blared angrily at him. Reaching a hand out, the thing was scorched with an ecto-blast. The alarm instantly shut up. He produced a satisfied smirk and sighed. He should really get out of bed.
The Fruitloop sat up, not noticing the fact that his blanket stuck to him and tried to pull the blanket off him. Frowning, Vlad tried to pull his hand from the blanket but it wouldn't come off. He growled in anger and tried to push himself out of bed, using the nightstand as a base. He was able to stand up but now he was stuck.
The floor glued his feet to it, his hand was still stuck to the blanket, which was still stuck to him and his other hand was on the night stand.
Vlad growled again and somehow managed to pull the nightstand from its place. Walking over to the door, he knocked a large hole in it by thrusting the nightstand into it. The hurled object, however, did not depart from Vlad. This caused Vlad to follow the stand on its journey and now it was stuck to the wall.
Vlad screamed and shrieked, now that his nightstand was stuck to the wall, he was stuck to the stand, the blanket still stuck to him and his hand still on the blanket. The noise alerted the three teenagers. They all ran from their rooms and towards the source of the noise.
Danny, Sam, and Tucker all successfully reached Vlad's floor and stared wide-eyed at Vlad's predicament. They all heaved a sigh of relief when they realized it was only Vlad. Danny had went ghost, Sam held the Fenton Thermos, the Jack-o-Nine-Tails, and some large ecto-gun was hoisted on Sam's shoulder.
Said girl dropped the gun, muttered 'It was only Vlad", then trudged back down the stairs. Danny sighed, going back human and following his girlfriend. Tucker stayed behind only to take pictures then followed his friends back down to their rooms.
The trio ignored Vlad's cries of help and his pleads to come back and went back to sleep.
End of WTAV 84
Dedicated to reviewer- Spymaster E for suggesting it
WTAV 85- Remove all the toilets and sinks from his house
Vlad jogged downstairs and into the kitchen. He bid the three still sleepy teens a good morning. He had finally gotten free of the sticky glue hold from a few days ago. The glue took about 2 days to dry, which made his position very uncomfortable.
Halfway through breakfast, Vlad excused himself to go to the bathroom. He wandered into the downstairs bathroom. Turning to use the toilet, he was shocked to find no toilet bowl. He also noted there was no sink.
Vlad decided to check it out later, his urges to go overwhelming him. He took to the bathroom on the second floor, only to discover it was also robbed of the sink and toilet. The millionaire Fruitloop found this quite annoying.
He really had to go by now and all the bathrooms were robbed of the same objects. Running quickly through the castle, Vlad reached the living room, where they were having breakfast, panting.
"Where…are the…toil…ets…and…sinks?" he panted out before collapsing. Danny, Sam, and Tucker exchanged looks, shrugged and went back to eating.
End of WTAV 85
A/N: At last, I have finally updated. I'll updated my other stories soon.
1. This information is actually true. I researched it before typing this.