Annoying Vlad 86-90

Disclaimer – I do not own Danny Phantom.

NOOO! The end of this fic is drawing near. I fear for my sanity. –starts sobbing hysterically- I'LL MISS YOU ALL! Shutting up… But, seriously, the end is drawing near. I'm sad. :( But, there might be additional chapters because I've gotten so many good ideas. So be on the lookout. :)

Oh, and I just realized something! Human Fruitloop and Cat Fruitloop are similar to Human Kirk and Cat Kirk from Gilmore Girls. Haha.

Dedicated to reviewer- Blackfire Plasmius for suggesting it
WTAV 86 – Get Tucker to set up a large string of pranks

Somewhere in Wisconsin, an alarm clock blared it's insanely annoying BEEP that was as annoying as the Box Ghost shouting about himself over and over again. Then, in the same place in Wisconsin, said alarm clock was shut off by a convenient ecto-blast fired out of one Fruitloop's hand. Said cereal-named billionaire yawned and stepped out of bed.

Stepping into his fuzzy bunny slippers, Vlad froze mid-yawn. He squished his feet around and was disgusted to feel something slimy. Vlad screamed in terror and ran to his door. He threw it open, intent on confronting the evil little teenagers residing on the floors below his.

Attempting to run out, he tripped on a string and crashed through a door, conviently located across from his. All of a sudden, a bucket fell on his head and glue began to seep over his head. The glue dried quickly and was very sticky so now the bucket was planted firmly on his head.

Managing to pull himself free of the door, Vlad wandered into the hall with the bucket still on his head and fell down the stairs. His screams were muffled and ignored. Unknowingly to him, he crashed into his Packers room. Trying to get up, he grabbed onto something. The sound of glass shattering made him cringe, and wonder where he was.

Vlad stretched out his arms and began wondering around the room, things plummeted to the floor as he crashed into them. He shrieked as a familiar item was pressed into his hand. Suddenly, he stopped and thought for a second.

"DUH!" he said, voice muffled by the bucket. "I can just phase right through the damned bucket." Human Fruitloop did so and through the bucket across the room, ignoring the sound of glass shattering, yet again.

Vlad surveyed his surroundings and screamed. "My precious Packers'…oh, I'm so sorry!" he cried out, picking up a torn up football. He heard mad laughter from behind him and spun on his heel, coming face-to-face with one Tucker Foley.

Tucker held up his PDA, with showed the previous events. Vlad blanched. "This should do nicely on your site." Tucker cackled again then high-tailed it out of the room.

Meanwhile, Vlad fell to the floor anime-style. "My…site?" he chocked out, before passing out.

End of WTAV 86

Dedicated to reviewer- hammy ham ham for suggesting it
WTAV 87 – Stuff 'rubber objects used to lower the risk of pregnancy' in Vlad's bed

Again, we find ourselves in Wisconsin, spying on one Fruitloop. The human, not the cat. AHEM. Moving on now…

Vlad rolled over in his bed, currently asleep and blissfully happy in his dream state.

Maddie smiled at him. "Vlad…"

Vlad smiled back at her. "Maddie…" They leaned in closer. His eyes fluttered close as their breath mingled. They're lips were close to each other. Just a bit more, he leaned in when….

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Vlad, woken up by the annoying alarm clock, growled and shot an ecto-blast at it. It simmered peacefully and his eyes opened, agitation clearly marked in them. He suddenly felt uncomfortable. There was something under his sheets and it wasn't just him.

He threw his covers off and then shrieked after doing so. Vlad stood up quickly and barged out the door, down the hall, down two flights of stairs and into Danny's room and fell to his knees, panting heavily.

Danny and Sam, whom were currently occupying Danny's bed, woke up and blinked at him blearily.

"Vlad?" Danny asked, sleepily. Sam leaned her head on Danny's back, nuzzling into it peacefully, arms loosely around his waist. Danny ran his knuckles over her arms, still staring confused at the elder man on the floor, near the door.

"Why…did you….put condoms….in…my bed…." was all he could heave out, before passing out. The young halfa was still confused and turned to his lover.

"Sam?" he asked. His only response was her breathing. Turning to look at her, Danny smiled when he realized she fell back asleep. Carefully, he untangled Sam's arms from around him and set her back into her claimed spot. He settled next to her and draped an arm over her protectively.

End of WTAV 87
You have no idea how much I needed that DxS fluff right now…

Dedicated to reviewer- .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty. for suggesting it
WTAV 88 – Run around screaming about an emergency

"ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS URGENT! URGENT, I SAY! A TOTAL DISASTER! AN EMERGENCY!" Tucker's yell caused Danny to jump up and fall out of his bed. Sam groaned and crammed her pillow on her head from her position. Danny sat back on the bed as Tucker burst into the room, screaming.

"ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS URGENT! URGENT, I SAY! A TOTAL DISASTER! AN EMERGENCY!" Sam threw her pillow at him and knocked him to the floor. He shot back up; stumbling then ran out of the room, still screaming. The two lovebirds exchanged glances and shrugged. Sam stole Danny's pillow and went back to sleep.

Danny yawned, stood up, stretched, and kissed Sam on her head. And, for my own animated purposes, he went downstairs in only pajama pants. (Danny shirtless SQUEE!)

-Downstairs-

""ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS URGENT! URGENT, I SAY! A TOTAL DISASTER! AN EMERGENCY!" Tucker was running around in circles screaming his head off. Vlad, upon hearing the blood-curling screech, ran into the kitchen. This caused Tucker to slam right into him and send the older man falling on the floor.

"ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS URGENT! URGENT, I SAY! A TOTAL DISASTER! AN EMERGENCY!" he yelled again.

"WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY!" Vlad yelled back. Danny, who had just come into the kitchen, winced and held his ears.

"Hi!" Tucker replied and then ran off again. Human Fruitloop growled and Danny chuckled, eating an apple and ignoring Vlad's death glare.

End of WTAV 88

Dedicated to reviewer - curiositykilledthesquirrel111 for suggesting it
WTAV 89 - During an awkward silence, randomly burst into hysterical laughter
All dialogue!

"Hey Vlad?"

":sigh: Yes, Tucker?"

"Why do you have a condom in your hair?"

"…:sweatdrop:"

':awkward silence:'

"…:bursts into hysterical laughing fit:"

":looks annoyed:"

":grins:"

"Sam, I'm getting a feeling of Déjà vu."

"…:blushes:hits Danny on head:"

"OWIE! X-X"

':awkward silence:'

":bursts into hysterical laughter:"

":rubs temples: I hate children."

"Technically, Danny and I aren't considered children anymore...:sweatdrop:"

"Yea, you're making them!"

":hits Tucker on head:"

'awkward silence'

":bursts into hysterical laughter:"

":growls angrily:"

End of WTAV 89

Dedicated to reviewer- curiositykilledthesquirrel111 for suggesting it

WTAV 90 – Burst out laughing every time Vlad says "Daniel"
More dialogue! WH00T!

"Hey Vlad!"

"Hello Daniel."

":bursts out laughing hysterically:"

"Oh dear lord, not again."

"Not what again?"

"..."

"OH! That again…wait, are we talking about that that or that that?"

"..."

"I think it's a mixture of both."

"So, it's that that?"

"..."

"Most likely that that."

"Daniel, would –"

":bursts into hysterical laughter:"

":sweatdrop:"

"...?"

":sweatdrop: Uhm, Daniel, I –"

":more laughter:"

"…"

"XD"

"Daniel…"

":laughter:"

":bangs head on wall:falls unconscious:"

":more laughter:"

End of WTAV 90

A/N: LOOK! IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE! NO, IT'S…IT'S…AN UPDATE! MUAHAHAHAHA! –cough- Hairball. Good news! My slashy phase ended! That means no more pain for your eyes! XD I have come to realize I love dialogue fics a bit too much. They're just really cool.