Annoying Vlad 91-95

Disclaimer – I still own nothing. Except the terrible itch on my forehead right now…

Feh. The fic is nearly over. I'll put in extra chapters for the ideas I wanted to use but couldn't. Also, I deleted the chapters with the author notes, they held no importance.

Dedicated to reviewer- Insanity's ten miles behind me for suggesting it
WTAV 91 - Randomly throw his cat at him

When you hear the name 'Vlad Masters' do you automatically think: A) World famous billionaire or B) Crazed-up Fruitloop getting his cat thrown at him. On most cases, you would think A. But this is not like most cases, as I hope you are aware of. If you're not, then why the hell are you reading this fic? If you are aware of this, however, keep reading and ignore my outbursts.

Still here? Good. Now, we bring ourselves to Wisconsin. Yes, it's a free trip to Wisconsin. How lucky are you? Very, apparently. Now let's get back on track here…

A lone figure was hidden in the shadows of the hallway, giving off the mysterious aura. He would've been in all black, if he had given into Sam's will and replaced the red beret with the black she had. Who knew she still had it?

Green eyes locked on their target and lips curled into a smirk. Ready…

The target was getting closer… Set…

Almost there… FIRE!

A battle cry of "BONZAI!" rang out through the halls followed soon by a flying cat getting thrown on it's master's face.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

End of WTAV 91

Dedicated to reviewer- BlackSabreWolfGirl for suggesting it
WTAV 92 - Roll up a newspaper and hit him randomly.

Tucker yawned and stretched out on the couch, lazily taking in his company's current state. Danny was asleep and Sam was semi-conscious in his lap. Cat Fruitloop was curled up on his leg (he didn't move it because it was still ticked off at him for throwing it) and Human Fruitloop was reading How to Snag a Girl – Crazed-up Fruitloop edition! He resisted the urge to snort, no need to give his cover away. As far as Vlad knew, he was unconscious with a kamikaze cat on his leg. Poor Sap…

Unfortunately – for Vlad, not the story – Tucker was very much awake and ready to battle…so to speak, anyway. A newspaper was conviently and randomly placed on the table next to the couch (the table was also conviently) place there as well. Reaching for it carefully, so as not to disturb the cat (he really didn't want more scratch marks on his bum…), the paper successfully came into contact with his fingertips. He was vaguely aware of Sam giving him a half-lidded curious look before she cuddled up to Danny again.

A small snicker escaped him but did not register in Fruitloop's – human – mind. So the story continues on as Tucker rolls the paper up and attempts to slide Fruitloop off without getting attacked. He emerges successfully, otherwise he would have some new scratches and the story will lose its plotline…again…moving on now.

So, where were we? Oh yes, Tucker has a rolled up newspaper. Really? When did this happen? When I had a potty break? HOLY CHRIST OF KAMI, the story is magical. Awesome. Like, for real. ……………………………………………………spaz.

SO! Point being Tucker had a newspaper. That was rolled up. And it was rockin'. Cuz I said so. So get over it. Loser.

And then, you know what he did with that newspaper? No, go ahead. Guess. You can't? Good, because neither can I….okay, maybe I can but whatever. So Tuck-chan slaps Vlad upside the head, with the newspaper, from his new position behind Vlad's chair. He flew there. Not literally, because he is not a halfa, unlike what some people think. And Vlad yelps. And Fruitloop falls off the couch. And Sam throws her boot at Tucker. And Danny sleeps. Whatever.

So then Tucker smacks Vlad again. And the same things happen. Except Sam uses her other boot. Thrilling. I think we need a new character in here…OH LOOK! VALERIE! Oh…crap…she has a gun…

I must run now…but first….

Tucker slapped Vlad upside the head for the three billionth time, making the lump on his head increase greatly…Muhahahaha….

End of WTAV 92

Dedicated to reviewer- Spymaster E for suggesting it
WTAV 93 – Destroy his house.

Vlad Masters was a wealthy man. He was also a stressed man. Do you know why? Because he has three teenagers in his house. Yes, that's correct. Three. And also because I am writing a story about him getting annoyed.

Vlad was fully set on coming home, relaxing with Fruitloop, and reading a book with some tea. Of course, when I'm writing a story, he does not get to do this. Oh no. For when he came home, he discovered he had no home. His whole mansion was destroyed. Vlad discovered he had a horrible case of déjà vu. And God was not rewinding anything up there. It was The Million Dollar Ghost all over again. Except there was no ecto-converter involved. At least he hoped not…

"What…the…HELL HAPPENED HERE?" Vlad yelled, using many periods to get his point across. The trio did not even flinch. Because they have skillz. Chea.

"Well…we…kinda…accidentally…--"

"Well baby I surrender To the strawberry ice cream Never ever end of all this love Well I didn't mean to do it But there's no escaping your love"

"-blew up your house." Sam finished Danny's sentence, ignoring Tucker's sudden outburst of a Shrek song.

"Accidentally? HOW IN THE SEVEN HELLS DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY BLOW UP A HOUSE!" This time, they flinched. Because Vlad spat. Which defected their skillz. Chea.

"…ask the author…?"

And then Vlad blew up. Seriously. He did. You don't believe me? There's a big scorch mark in Wisconsin. There is. I swear it.

End of WTAV 93

Dedicated to reviewer- .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty. for suggesting it
WTAV 94 – Happy Bag Day!

Vlad Masters is a Fruitloop. Plain and simple. In all of his fruitloopy life he has lived for a billion years, he has been prepared for everything. Excluding the facts that he is being characterized by a crazy girl who has a small cold and is listening to Christmas music in September and is writing about him getting tortured; he lost the love of his life to his best friend who is now his mortal enemy, even if the said guy doesn't know it; and he became a half-ghost after losing the love of his life. Ignoring those facts, he's been prepared for everything. Really, he has. I think…Otherwise, I'm babbling about nothing. Oh well.

What he did not expect was Bag Day. You heard me right. Bag Day. As in the day of bags or the day pertaining to bags…or something along those lines. Yea.

So when Vlad walked into his living room, he did not expect to see a banner saying 'BAG DAY' in blood red letters on a black banner hung upside down. He did not expect to see the room covered in bags. He did not expect Tucker to run up to him and throw a bag over his head, shout "HAPPY BAG DAY!" really loudly and then run off laughing insanely.

This all made Vlad wonder why he even got out of bed that morning. Perhaps it was because the author made him. Or the universe really hated him. The world may never know.

End of WTAV 94

Dedicated to reviewer- mirenda for suggesting it
WTAV 95 – The only girl in the household has a problem…

As you should all know, there is a time in every girl's life where she hits puberty. And, along with that, she gains certain…qualities. I will not go into further detail. For that, you need to go ask your parents. Because I am nowhere near old enough to be a parent. So screw you. Okay, off track. Sorry.

One of those qualities is something very…red. Periods. Embarrassing, yes. But stay with me here. What you are about to read involves people fainting, a pink Goth, and a chicken…oh yes, you should be afraid. Very afraid…

…

Knock knock.

"Mmmmhmmm?"

"Vlad?" a voice squeaked out from behind the door. Vlad looked up.

"Yes Samantha?" he asked as she stepped in the room. She was blushing. Uh oh….

"I need to ask you…something." Sam was very red now.

"Yes?" Hook.

"Something very personal."

"What is it?" Line.

"I need you to get me mumble."

"…wha…?"

"I NEED YOU TO GET MY TAMPONS! Blush"

"………………………………………………………."

"………………….."

"…?"

"….o.o"

"…….faint"

"….CLUCK!"

End of WTAV 95

Notes: Vlad fainted, Sam blushed, and a chicken came in randomly. The end.

A/N: Finally updated. I am so so so so SO sorry for the long wait! I was lazy, school started, and I felt sick so neh! I am a cruel author that cannot spell! Please forgive me!