Annoying Vlad 96-100

Disclaimer - I do not own the wonderful works of Butch Hartman. All the songs sung here are owned by anyone who wrote them.

Finally being updated, I got my lazy bum in gear. We're nearing the end, my peeps! -sobs-

Guest Appearences by - Eric the Muse and Ben the Craver of Fics. (Ben's twin is sleeping) XD They're my inner-voices. MUAHAHAA!

Dedicated to reviewer- phantasiashadow for suggesting it
WTAV 96 - I Don't Think You're Happy Enough, Vladdy!

Vlad sighed, it was finally quiet. Our star trio was sure to be the death of him…or what was left of him, part of him insane and the other part a ghost. It would be a rather comical partial-death for him. Vlad would die because of the antics of three teenagers and become an a insane ghost, having Skulker make tea for him and then go off banging Ember…

(Getting off track, mou.. says Eric the Muse) Oh, shuddap Eric. Now, back to Fruitloop. He's sighing and it's quiet. (How interesting…not says Eric the Muse sarcastically)Let's change that, shall we? Told in skit form! (Lazy… pipes up Ben the Craver of Fics) -.- Read while I pummel my inner voices. (Crud… says Ben and Eric. DOUSHITE! NOT THE…OH, YOU'RE TOO CRUEL!)

Tucker: (pops out of nowhere) Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy! That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

Danny and Sam: (Sam in monotone) Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

Sam: (in monotone) I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!

Danny and Tucker: Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

Danny: If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me!

Sam and Tucker: Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy

Danny, Sam, and Tucker: (Sam in monotone, Danny and Tucker off-pitch) Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

Vlad stared at them, now that they were back in story format. They grinned at him cheesily (Sam's smile kinda scared me… says the newly-bruised Eric) before bursting out,

"I DON'T THINK YOU'RE HAPPY ENOUGH!"

His eyes widened as they prepared to sing all over again. "NO! I'M PERFECTLY HAPPY, THANKS!"

"NO YOU'RE NOT!" Tucker yelled back.

"YES I AM!"

"YOU DON'T SOUND IT!"

"WHY ARE WE YELLING!" Sam jumps in.

"I DUNNO, YOU WANNA GO MAKE OUT?" Danny is distracted easily…

"YEA, WHY NOT!"

…and thus, WTAV 91 is complete. XD

End of WTAV 96

Dedicated to reviewer- Spymaster E for suggesting it
WTAV 97 - Vlad's a Barbie Girl!

You've all heard of the cursed Barbie Girl song, ne? Well, if you haven't…you're screwed. Vlad is one of those people. Thankfully, I am not the one going to screw him. I'll leave that up to THAT GODDAMNED MARY-SUE OF A JIN! (She's still pissed about the Avatar episode… comments Ben, still sporting many bruises) YA DAMN RIGHT I AM! cough But this is not the place to rant. I did enough of that in my deviantArt Journal.

Now, where was I…? (Distracted… snickers Eric) -.- Barbie Girl…Vlad…Mary-Sue…Ah yes, Vlad's waking up. Let us become more of the stalkers that we are and zoom in with the webcam I have planted in his room…cough

Hi Barbie!

Hi Ken!

Do you wanna go for a ride?

Sure Ken!

Jump In…

Vlad's eyes opened in a manor that was copied off of a Spongebob Squarepants episode.

"DANIEL FENTON!" which was soon followed by the chorus of Barbie Girl.

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"So, you think Vlad woke up yet?" Sam asked Danny and Tucker.

"DANIEL FENTON! … I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic!"

Danny gave Sam a sly look. "I think he found them." They burst out laughing hysterically.

End of WTAV 97

Dedicated to reviewer- Insanity's ten miles behind me for suggesting it
WTAV 98 - Headless Horse…Maddie?

Vlad bounded up the stairs, two at a time. He paid no attention to Sam, who came out of the library reading a book and nearly falling as he flew by her.

He paid no attention to Danny, who snickered and went to help Sam.

He paid no attention to Tucker, who waved merrily as the elder half-ghost ran past him.

Vlad had received a warning. It was cardboard and used to be apart of a cut-out of one Maddie Fenton. No…it couldn't be…

The door to his secret hiding place full of Maddie. His jaw dropped and he fell to his knees. "NOOOOOOOOO!" They were all headless…all of them…defaced cutouts…it's too horrible…

"MADDDDDDDDDDDDDIEEEEEEEE!"

…awkward.

End of WTAV 98

Dedicated to reviewer- .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty. for suggesting it
WTAV 99 - Vlad, my best friend

"VLAD!"

Tucker ran down the hall, aware of Vlad watching him from out of the corner of his eye. Vlad sighed.

"What is it now?" he crossed his arms across his chest. Tucker grinned maniacally, handing the elder a bracelet. Vlad arched an eyebrow. "What is this?"

"A friendship bracelet!" Tucker's grin never faltered. If anything, it grew, if that was possible… "You're my best friend, right? Right? RIGHT?" Tucker put his face in front of Vlad's, making him back away.

"Uh…"

"Yes, yes of course you are!" Vlad rubbed his temples as Tucker kept repeating this. "…you are! We're best pals, right Vladdie?"

"I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!" …o.0

End of WTAV 99

Dedicated to reviewer- DPFYLUVR for suggesting it
WTAV 100 - Best pals…or worst enemies? OoOoOo

"VLAD!"

"WHAT!"

"I HATE YOU!"

"WHAT DID I DO?"

"SHUT UP! YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID!"

"NO I DON'T!"

"STOP ACTING INNOCENT!"

"LOOK! TRUCKER…MUCKER…AARGH, WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!"

"YOU'RE TOO CRUEL!"

"-.-"

End of WTAV 100

A/N: Wow, typed in…a bit more than 2 hours. Avatar distracted me. XD Everyone rejoice, an update from the ever-lazy Kim! LOLZ! (Good for nothing lazy bum…) SHUDDAP ERIC! -.-