Annoying Vlad 101-105
Disclaimer – I do not own Danny Phantom, Batman, Inuyasha, Elfen Lied, Lenore, or the DA pic that I used…-mourns-…
Oh snap…it's been a long time since I updated…but I've been bombarded with hoards of homework and laziness… So blame my teachers! XD And Eric…:D Sorry about the first two WTAV's…I've been on anime kick recently. XD
Danny, Sam, and Tucker's outfits were inspired by this pic (http / www . deviantArt . com / deviation / 7017493 / ) Take out the spaces. PM or make a signed review if the link doesn't work and I'll give you the link.
WTAV 101 – Nyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
"Daniel, what time is it?" Vlad asked, looking up from his book in the living room.
"Nyuu."
One of Vlad's eyes got larger then the other, making him do a 'o.O' expression. "Say whaaaaa…?"
"Nyuu!"
"-.- What time is it?"
"Nyuu!"
"SPEAK ENGLISH DANNEH!" Tucker cried.
"Nyuu nyuu nyuu!"
"-.-;"
"NYUU!"
By now, Vlad was writhing on the floor…in agony…KUKUKUKUKU cough o.0
End of WTAV 101
'Nyuu' is from Elfen Lied, one of the best animes ever. XD
WTAV 102 – Happy Halloween, Vladdeh!
Vlad yawned, stretching his arms above his head. It was going to be another tiring day of annoying teenagers, dressing like a women, listening to Nickelback being blasted out of a large speaker, and an evil author picking on him.
Maybe they'll leave me alone today…they did say they had plans, didn't they? Who knows…who cares… I couldn't hear a thing, what with that music blaring… these thoughts of Vlad's were expressed as he pulled on a pretty green dress. XD
How very wrong he was…
You see, the author jumped ahead a few days to make it Halloween. Of course, Vladdy didn't know this. Because, really, he was too busy being Fruitloop-y and being annoyed by teenagers…and a random author on a sugar high. So keeping track of free-candy-giving holidays was not his favorite pastime.
So you would imagine his expression when he walked downstairs – in a dress snicker - and the (in)famous trio were dressed in foreign clothing.
Danny was wearing a strange red outfit (Inuyasha's haori and hakama) with a sword attached at the hip and a rosary around his neck.
Sam was wearing a strange school girl outfit (Kagome's) with a bow and arrows attached to her back.
Tucker was dressed in strange purple robes with a staff and prayer beads around one of his hands (Miroku's).
But what shocked him most was Danni dressed in a strange outfit with pink and black covering it (Sango). A large boomerang (Hiraikotsu) was strapped on her back and what looked like a plastic kitten (it looked a bit demonic…) on her shoulder (Kirara).
"What in the…"
"Happy Halloween, Vlad!" they chorused. Vlad's face made the 'o.O' expression again. Danny grinned cheesily and unsheathed a sword made of real rusty metal…
"KAZE NO KIZU!" he screeched, lifting the sword and hitting the ground with it. It was to be an imitation – a rather horrible one, at that – of Inuyasha. Unfortunately, his ghost powers kicked in at that moment and the sword glowed green…
"AHHHHHHH!" Now it was the teens' (and Danni) turn to make an 'o.O' expression.
End of WTAV 102
haori – Japanese formal coat
hakama – man's formal divided skirt
Kaze no Kizu – Tessaiga's Wind Scar
WTAV 103 – Nanananana BATMAN!
"Nananananananana…"
What the…what is that? the mysterious (snicker) humming was annoying our favorite Fruitloop.
"Nanananananananana…"
Now, his eyebrow was twitching. He kinda resembled Inuyasha right there…
"NANANANANANANANA…"
Oh great gods, what did I do to deserve this…
"NANANANA BAAAAAAATMAAAAAAAAAAN!!"
"DANIEL, SHUT! YOUR! TRAP!"
"But Vlaaaaaaaaaad! I'M SIIIIIIIIIIINGIIIIIIIIIING!"
"Well…DON'T!"
"NANANANANANANA…"
That poor wall never stood a chance…
End of WTAV 103
WTAV 104 – Rejected
Vlad wandered around the castle, looking for the evil teens that were usually around.
But now…it's like they went POOF!
Poof… Vlad thought, grumbling when he climbed onto the next floor. Where the hell are they… Suddenly he paled. THEY BETTER NOT BE SUPER-GLUING FRUITLOOP TO THE BANISTER AGAIN!!!
Quickening his pace, he almost slammed into Sam when flying around the corner. He was actually flying. So brilliant. XD
"I-"
"Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
"I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!"
"-.- THEN STOP STALKING ME!!!"
"O.O;"
End of WTAV 104
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
WTAV 105 – DOWN PERISCOPE
Deciding to take on a new way of writing, TBD(AKA me) decided to parody the whole 'Danny getting turned into a 2-year-old' plotline and turn Tucker into a 2-year-old.
…But that doesn't mean he had a 2-year-old's mind. And it just so happened he flung himself in some dirt. So now it's Vlad's job to bathe him.
Tucker grinned toothily at Vlad. "Mud is good!" he exclaimed.
"No, Tucker. Mud is not good." Vlad said, grinding his teeth.
"Are you my daddy?"
"No."
"Then why are you watching me take a bath? My daddy says that if someone watches me take a bath and they're not my family, then I should kick them and scream…should I scream now?"
Vlad groaned, rubbing his temples. "No, I am…your Uncle Vlad."
"…weally?"
"Yes." Tucker squinted at him.
"You don't look like it…" Vlad sighed loudly.
"JUST TAKE YOUR BATH!!"
Tucker 'hmph'ed and smirked – as much as 2-year-old can smirk, that is – and prepared to dive under the water. "DOWN PERISCOPE!"
Fruitloop slapped a hand to his forehead as Tucker resurfaced, mud-free. "DOWN PERISCOPE!" he ducked back under.
Vlad yawned, slumping down and leaning against the back of the toilet. "DOWN PERISCOPE!" Resurface. "DOWN PERISCOPE!" Resurface. "DOWN PERISCOPE!" Resurface.
"Great. You're clean now. Put your pj's on." Tucker scrunched up his nose.
"But they have BEARS on them."
"So…?" Vlad asked, confused.
"I want kitties…" Vlad stared at him blankly, before trying to get the bear pj's on him again. They continued this before Tucker bellowed,
"I DON'T WANT TO GET NAKED WITH THE BEARS!"
Unfortunately, this was heard throughout the entire state of Wisconsin. Danny and Sam's heads snapped to the bathroom they were passing by.
"Was that…?"
"Yea…"
End of WTAV 105
A/N: Wow, an update! Huzzah! Lazy Kim has done it again! –giggle- I've been absorbed into reading lotsa fanfiction. The quote from 105 was taken from 'Lenore'. GO READ THE COMICS! THEY ROCK!
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