BONUS: WTAV 108
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WTAV 108 – Sniff, sniff
Vlad was ticked off.
Why was he ticked off? Because he brought a new cologne at the mall. How does that tick one off? Well, I'll tell you.
The cologne was labeled Cat Lovers Galore which, if you smart, was a warning in itself. Now, why would someone buy a cologne with such a name? The world may never know. But then again, it is Vlad, Lord of the Fruit Loops. So that's his excuse…
Anyway, his second warning should've been the fact that there were only 5 of them, that said cologne was 50 off and that there was a suspicious glow about the saleslady selling them. If he'd been paying attention, Vlad would've noticed that she was smiling creepily.
Almost like the Dai Li…
Despite all these signs, and his internal alarms setting off, the Almighty Fruit Loop Lord bought the Cat Lovers Galore. After all, he did love cats. So what was the harm in buying a cologne for one of his kind?
So, he went home with his eerie cologne that smelled like tuna, if he bothered to smell it at all. But alas, Vlad did not so he went home normally with his tuna-cologne. Ick.
Once home, he walked gracefully up to his private bathroom, calmly telling the three teens to please leave him alone.
(Read: He ran up the stairs to his room, slamming the door that was a signal for the three suspiciously innocent-looking teenagers residing in the living room.)
After putting on his tuna-cologne, Vlad decided to do his monthly patrol of the Ghost Zone.
What he didn't realize, however, was the fact that his tuna-cologne was glowing green on his body and he also failed to realize that it was attracting many a-ghost.
So now he is ticked off.
Why is he ticked off?
Good question. He's ticked off because every ghost in the Zone was trailing behind him and sniffing him. And it is very hard to not get annoyed and lash out at any poor, unsuspecting human when you have 400-something ghosts following you along with three snickering teens.
Boy, did he hate tuna…
A/N: Do not deny it. You would get a bit pissed off if you had ghosts following you, smelling your tuna-cologne. We've all had this happen once in our life, at some point. Don't try and hide it. XD
lolz I got this idea when I was sniffing some eighth grader's cologne back in November, I was just to lazy finish this…Ya, I was sniffin' some kid. O.O XD