BLOOPERS!
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Zero kissed her. She pulled away.
"You taste like Leviathan."
Zero cocked an eyebrow.
"How do you know what Leviathan tastes like?"
Ciel pleaded the fifth.
"Can I watch next time?" he asked. She slapped him.
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Ciel was looking through some more history files, and pointed out Isoc, Gate's aide. Upon seeing Isoc, Zero pointed his finger at Isoc's tubular head and exclaimed, "Is that Katamari's King of All Cosmos? Dah na-na-na-NAH! Na-na-na-na!"
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"Join me, Zero!" Copy X offered, "We are brothers!"
Dio Brando landed on Copy X with a bulldozer, leaned back and screeched, "WRYYYYYYYYYY!"
Zero was hopping mad.
"Damn it, you villain of Jojo's Bizarre Adventures! That was MY battle! MY fight!'
"ZA WAARLDO!"
"Oh, crap."
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Harpuia played with his Cyber Elf.
"Look at how CUTE my little birdy elf is! You are a cute widdle elf, yesh you are, yesh you are!"
Fefnir turned to the side and puked while the Cyber Elf cooed and rubbed up against its master. Leviathan blinked, holding up her own Cyber Elf.
"Can those things mate?"
"Can we?"
"God, I hope not."
And somewhere, Charles Darwin was turning over and over in his grave at the speed of a jet engine.
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"I'm here for the girls! And for sweating anime fanboys!" Leviathan struck a sexy pose.
"I'm here for those who solve everything with violence!" Fefnir roared, beating his chest.
"I'm here for those of indeterminate gender and trannies!" Harpuia lisped with limp wrist poised.
"And I'm here for emo kids. And those who like ninjas. I mean, really, really like ninjas," Phantom whispered. Meanwhile, Zero whipped it out.
"Touch it. I dare you."
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Leviathan stared at Zero's package.
"So you ever used that thing on Ciel?"
"WHAT? For Chrissakes, woman, she's FOURTEEN YEARS OLD! I am NOT a pedophiliac, even if human laws don't apply to me!"
"So how many times?"
"After every mission, including the redheads, at the same time! You want to ride the Red Ripper, too?"
END