Yellow!
this chapters really cracked up. I like it! and i didn't even have to a belljum waffle!
hahahahahahahahaha!
school sucks. i miss summer...
Enjoy!
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Riza woke up in the middle of night. She was still in the office, and it was now raining out side. She was on the floor, too, and she wasn't feeling to well. She tried to stand but found it much more comfortable to be on her hands and knees. Then she realized that she was on something…comfy. Riza looked down and saw a most disturbing sight…
MEANWHILE:
Far, far down under the Fuhrer's mansion,
there is a secret assembly about to happen…..
"This way, Lust." Fuhrer Bradley, also known as 'Pride', said as he pointed to a small door.
"You really made sure that no one would find this place- it's hidden so far under ground."
"Yes, I'm sure that you are well aware of what would happen if Master found out about this place." Pride reached into his pocket and took out a very weird looking key. He unlocked the small door and opened it.
On the other side of the door, was a very huge room. It had a loft, filled with file cabinets and a desk or two. On the main floor, were a few leather arm chairs, another room that said 'stay out', a closet, a table, an easel, lots of cabinets with lots of paint and paint brushes, a sink, and a wall covered with nude paintings. "En-vy," yelled Pride as he and Lust entered the room "we have a new member." The palm tree stuck his head out from the other room.
"Whatever, I'm busy."
"No, meet our new comrade."
"Fine!" Envy stormed out of the other roomed marked 'stay out' and sat in an armchair.
"So she's here, huh?"
"Yes."
"Pride- what's going on?" Lust was very confused. Pride sighed ha, that rhythms.
"Lust," Pride began "this is the top secret Royai mission."
"Sounds more like a fan-" Pride immediately covered her mouth.
"Shhh! They might hear you!" Removing Prides' hand, she asked
"Who is 'they'?" Pride looked around anxiously. Same with Envy. Then Pride whispered in Lust's ear "….the Royai FanGirls."
"Not so loud," Envy was really nervous. "Remember what happened last time, Pride!
"Yes, I remember." Lust sweet-dropped.
"What's so bad about these…'girls'? I mean, what can a bunch of FANGIRLS-" Then there was a knock at the door.
"LUST, CAN WE SEE YOU FOR A MOMENT?"
"THEY'RE HERE!" Envy jumped behind the chair- Pride was in the closet.
"Wha- What's going on!" Now picture the small door opening but it's like the scene in FMA where someone's at the gate and it opens up with all the hand-arm-like-things. And the eyes too. The hand-arm-like-things grabbed Lust and started to pull her in. "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO! STOP! NOOOOO!"
"NEVER UNDER ESTAMATE THE POWER OF FANGIRLS!" shouted a Royai FanFic reader and soon-to-be writer, E. dra Alchemist.
"You guys are insane!"
"OH, YEAH," hissed another FanFic read and writer, South Park and FMA fan "Well, 'YOU'RE A PIMPLE ON SOCIETY'S ASS AND YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"EXCUSE ME!"
Slam!
The small door closed. And Pride and Envy never saw Lust again. Well, actually, they did- it was about 55 minuets later, Pride was reading today's paper and Envy was painting another nude painting.----
The door opened, and Lust walked in. She was a mess- her hair was all frizzy and puffed out in different directions. Her dress was torn and ripped- her lipstick smudged, and her face was covered in writing. Mostly saying "baka" or "fake" and a "whore" here and there. She sat across from Pride in a leather arm chair and sat in a daze. Looking up from today's paper, Pride took a quick look at Lust then asked "So….see why we don't insult them?" Lust nodded. "Good, now to pick up where I left off- this is the top secret Royai mission. Our mission is to get Roy and Riza together no matter what. Now, Lust- I have to ask you a few questions to make sure you qualify eligible to join. Can you do that?" Lust nodded again.
"Good, good. First question: What is your full name?"
"Lust."
"Who created you?"
"Master."
"Can you keep a secret?"
"Yes."
"Where do you live?"
"Anywhere."
"Are you willing to put your life on the line to bring these to military personal together, even if it means 'being sealed'?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Thinking about those flash backs that I was having…I realized that no man will ever love me like Roy and Riza love each other. I don't want them to be cursed like me- alone forever." Pride nodded.
"Hmmmm…very good. Congratulations Lust- you are now apart of the top secret Royai mission."
"Pride, did you start this?"
"Yes. I couldn't ignore the fact the Mustang and Hawkeye are an awesome couple. That's why." Lust looked around. It sure was big. Then for the first time, she noticed Envy at the easel. "Envy- why are you here?" It wasn't like Envy to care about other people, let alone humans. Envy smirked. "Hmph. I joined this place because I gave me something to do. Also, if Mustang and Hawkeye do get together, then they'll make great porn. Hahahahahaha!" Lust looked back at Pride wearing a face that clearly said, "What the hell?" Pride replied back, by wearing a face that said "He was the only one who supported me when I first got this idea. And I really needed the support…so this is the result, I guess."
"Hey, Pride!"
"Yes?"
"What happened to that coffee mug that you were s'posed to give to Master? You know the 'special coffee'?"
"Ahhhh…Lets see…"
"Don't tell me," Envy gritted his teeth, with little pulse marks popping up. "Don't tell me YOU LOST IT!"
"Calm down, Envy. I just misplaced it."
"YOU BASTARD, YOU LOST IT!"
"No, no. I misplaced it. Now let's see…I had it with me when I was in my office that morning. Same with the after noon…had it with me when I was walking out…and……..DAMN IT!"
"What?"
"I LEFT IT ON HAWKEYE'S DESK!"
"YOU BASTARD," Envy shouted throwing his palette and paint brush on the floor. "WE HAVE TO GET THAT 'SPECAIL COFFEE' ASAP!" Both homunculi's headed for the door. Chasing after them, Lust asked "WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS COFFEE?"
"PANT PANT THAT COFFEE-IT'S NO ORDIARY COFFEE! I WAS SUPOSSED TO GIVE TO MASTER SO THAT WE COULD FINALLY BE FREE, BUT-DAMN IT!"
"WILL IT KILL YOU!"
"NO! IF YOU DRINK IT," Pride cringed
"YOU'LL TURN INTO A CAT!"
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"WHAT THE HELL?" Riza shouted. When she looked down at what was so comfy, she saw her clothes on the floor. Why were they on the floor! She panicked- What happened, why was she naked! She didn't feel naked- she felt—she didn't know how she was feeling! "WHAT'S GOING ON!" She whorled around and stopped dead in her tracks. Apparently, there just happened to be a mirror in the office and Riza was in disbelief. 'I-is that…………me?' But that couldn't be her! Impossible! She was dreaming! But…
She walked towards the mirror. 'T-that…that is me……'
"…I'VE BECOME A CAT!" All of a sudden, Riza felt something that she never felt before- she felt scared, confused, alone, and helpless. She had felt these emotions before, but never all at once. It was too much- before she knew it, she was sprinting out of the office and down the hall. She had no idea where she was going, but she wanted to run. She was now out of Central HQ and headed towards the park.
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Pride, Lust, and Envy reached Central HQ and ran into the building. "WHICH ROOM IS RIZA IN!" shouted Envy, who was filled with fury. "I'LL TAIR THAT COFFEE MUG FROM HER DESK SO FAST THAT SHE'LL H-"
"SHE'S IN ROOM 507! COME ON!" They reached room 507, but Riza wasn't in there. Instead, they found a pile of clothes and an empty coffee mug.
"DAMN HER, THAT BITCH, THAT IDIOT, THAT—GGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
"WAIT," said Pride as he threw the clothes into a plastic bag "MAYBE WE CAN STILL CATCH HER!"
"DON'T YOU SEE, YOU BASTARD! EVEN IF WE DO CATCH HER, WHAT THE HELL WILL THAT DO! NOTHING! ABSOLUTLY NOTHING! WE'RE SCREWED," Envy banged his fist against the wall. "..Screwed…."
"So you are just going to give up," Pride and Envy looked at Lust. "This may have messed up your plans- our plans-but, this can't be the end."
"…You're right Lust. We can't let this be the end. We have to play this to our advantage."
"Then what the hell do you suppose we do, Mr. Brightside?"
"…We wait."
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Hahahahaha! Cliff hanger!
What's gonna happen to Riza? When will there be a Royai scene?
So what'd ja think? Pride and Envy—really OCC, huh?
Hehehehe…
Have you listen to the song "Clampdown" by the Clash? It's an awesome song!
I listening to it right now! Thank you to E. dra Alchemist and South Park and FMA fan for letting me use your names in this fanfic! Sorry if you thought that you'd have a big part! Hahahahaha….and thanks to everyone to who reviewed and thanks to the people who just read. You guys rock!
YEAH!