Chapter 2 of The Pub!
Ahh forgot to put this on the last chapter: I OWN THE PUB! But not the characters.
This time it's the other characters that aren't as important!
Luna, Emo Ginny, Fred & George, Cho, and Dudley (yes he's going to the pub) Featuring GRAWP!
They are all sitting at a table that had to be extended because of our favorite pig Dudley!
Fred- Hey Gin, how's life treating you?
Emo Ginny- My life sucks because Harry left me.
Cho- Wahhh Cedric.
Luna- its alright I can talk to dead people.
Cho- WHAT IS HE SAYING?!?!?!?!
Luna- He says your ugly now
Cho- BUT I LOVE YOU CEDRIC!
Luna- your voice put him to sleep.
George and Fred and Emo Ginny- hokayy
Dudley- WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!
Emo Ginny- Harry I miss you!
Dudley- Oh get over it, I think he's gay anyway.
George- so anyway the point of this story is to catch us up with each other so the Joke Shop is doing well.
Dudley- I KNOW WHERE IVE SEEN YOU TWO BEFORE YOU GAVE THE THAT CANDY THAT MADE MY TOUNGE ALL BIG!!!
Fred & George- Oh yeah! That's nothing we have better ones now ::Give Dudley a toffee::
Dudley- No I won't fall for that again!
F&G- Darn.
Emo Ginny- HARRY!!
Cho- CEDRIC!!
Emo Ginny and Cho- ::Crys on eachothers shoulder::
Luna- they are weird.
Fred- you shouldn't be talking.
George- Yeah Loony.
Luna- ::crys and joins Emo Ginny and Cho::
F&G- Noooo! we turned someone else emo!
Dudley- OMG I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! Ginny Harry's stupid and gay. Luna you are weird! Cho, Cedric is gone and thinks your ugly move on! Fred and George you guys should just kill yourselves if u make people emo! (The author doesn't agree with last comment Dudley made)
All of them are emo now.
Than they hear a loud stomp outside.
All- what is that?
Grawp- ::Walks in Pub::
Grawp- ::Sees Dudley:: MY BROTHER!!!
Dudley- AHHHHHH ::runs away::
Grawp- BUT I LOVE YOU BROTHER::Grabs Dudley and gives him a hug::
Dudley- ::Dies Instantly because the hug is to tight:: (he deserved it)
Everyone who became emo because of Dudley's Words became un-emo, who was only Fred and George.
F&G- that was interesting, well were off, bye all!
Luna- Yea me too, I want to talk to Dumbledore some more.
Cho- Cedric I will see you soon ::Jumps of table:: WAHH IT DIDN'T WORK ::Runs outside to street and now waits for the Night bus to hit her::
Ginny- you know what Dudley was right! Harry is gay, because I mean look who he left ::points to herself:: I'm going to find someone else, STARTING NOW ::walks out of out of pub to find her soul mate::
Two Minutes later!
Neville- ::walks in:: hey where is everyone ::sees Dudley's dead Body:: AHHHHHHH
THE END!
Reviews would be nice!
Now that this story isn't a one shot anymore I was thinking that the next chapter will have the dead people talking to each other at the pub. (Cedric, Sirius, Dumbledore, Lily, James, and Voldemort (Ok remember this is a few years after school and Harrys alive so that means Voldemort is dead!) and MAYBE Cho if the night bus gets her and people want her back.