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"Hello Uncle Mulch, are you here to take me away?"
Artemis hardly could suppress a shudder as the girl continued her slow walk towards Mulch. The girl was creepy, no doubt about that, and was nothing like Mulch described her. While Mulch signed the necessary papers of release, Artemis studied the girl who now was completely ignoring him.
Keline, he now identified her as, was very slender and not necessarily flat-chested. Her face was pretty but not beautiful nor would it stand out in a crowd. Her nose looks as if it had been broken recently because it was crooked and disfiguring. Mulch once said that Keline was a beauty, one of the most beautiful women he had ever seen.
Yea she's beautiful but only in a dark room, Artemis thought. Mulch also said she was extremely smart possibly even smarter than him, Artemis Fowl, Boy Genius!
Ha, unlikely! He inward sneered as he noticed the extremely dull look in her eyes. But, countered a voice way back, remember the look she gave Mulch when she first saw him Intelligence is easy to hide with practice.
Mulch snapped him out of his thoughts as he slammed down the pen he was using "Ha, Done and done!" He motioned Butler to take the bag from the front desk Lady, "I hope there are no more papers I need to sign, we are in a hurry!" the woman glared at the ugly little man.
"Sorry to inconvenience you Mr. Diggums," she sneered as she filed the papers, "that you have more pressing maters than making sure your niece is properly released, and no there are no more, you can leave…" She dismissed them with a wave of a hand shuddering slightly when Keline smiled creepily and waved at her as she exited out of the door.
"My, What a pleasant woman." Mulch stated dryly. He was the first to step into the limo closely followed by Keline and Artemis after Butler made his standard bomb check. Keline sat near mulch completely facing Artemis and started at him with those empty dull eyes of hers. Artemis fidgeted nervously under her unnerving stare he coughed trying to attract Mulch's attention which was fully focused on his jacket.
"Damn jacket zipper broken" he grumbled but looked up briefly at Artemis. Seeing his discomfort he laughed, "Keline stop staring at him like that your making him nervous, by the way did you get the item you were searching for?"
Before his eyes the Keline Artemis meet melted and disappeared in its place was a completely different woman. She Dullness in her eyes was replace with an calculating and extremely intelligent look. Her body began to ooze sexuality making it very obvious she was in disguise. Her voice was thick in a Spanish accent as she gave Mulch a vampiric smile that surpassed Artemis's famous smile he gave to people he deemed less than him. "Of course Mulch, I always get what I want."