Disclaimer- I don't own Artemis Fowl Characters!
I couldn't get on the computer yesterday so here's chapter three!
Also I need to Point out that Artemis has just turn 18, I should have put in the story but I accidentally left it out.
"Of course Mulch, I always get what I want."
Artemis couldn't help but to pat himself on the back after recovering so quickly from shock over the sudden change of personality in Keline. Earlier he thought he had her pegged as a dementedly crazy girl whose soul purpose in life is to creep people out. Now she's a sexy Spanish thief that could out smart him if he wasn't careful.
She held out her right hand while her left was busy taking off the amazingly real looking fake nose. He extended his with his own version of the vampire smile plaster on his face "Artemis Fowl the Second" Artemis started as he elegantly he took her hand and kissed it. He was rewarded a small sensual smile, "I must apologize because I know nothing of you. Mulch has declined on telling me anything about you even how you two meet. He has though told me that you are extremely good at obtaining certain items that are otherwise unobtainable."
Keline's smile got wider as she put the fake nose into her horrible pink purse. Her real nose was visible as she wiped away the remaining make up. It was amazing how different she looked without it. Now with a perfect nose she was the beauty Mulch had described. Keline suddenly gave Artemis a piercing look. "Before we get down to the messy business of getting to know each other I have to tell you, Mr. Artemis Fowl the Second that you have made two very fatal mistakes." She changed rapidly from a sexy thief to a school teacher, "The first one is that you thought you could win me over by being suave and debonair. Even though I am a teenager, maybe a little younger than you, I do not act like one which by now you should know."
Artemis looked as though he was about to say something but Mulch held up his hand "It's best if you listen to her, mate, she's trying to teach you a valuable lessen."
Keline continued undeterred by the interruption ,"the Second and most fatal mistake is thinking about hiring someone you hardly know, for all you know this could be a cleaver plot devised by me and Mr. Diggums to extort money from you. You know…" she leaned forward as if she was telling a secret. "Being a Scam Artist is a very lucrative career choice, I could ask for a hefty sum, demand half of it and skirt away with it scot free! You can't go to the authorities because you would be arrested too. You can't come after me because you don't know my name and what's stopping me from changing my face? Plastic surgery is very cheap these days."
Artemis felt his cheeks turning red; he couldn't help it but feel as if he had just been chastised by a very strict school teacher. Seeing his discomfort, Mulch came to his aid.
"Artemis is still wet behind the ears, Keline, be nice."
Keline sighed and took a piece of paper out of her purse,"Where is this car going?" she ask while taking out a pen.
"We're going to a very private and secure hotel that my bodyguard has chosen." Artemis said quietly still embarrassed. "There I was hoping we could conduct some business with out any interruptions."
Keline started to scribble on a piece of paper "Could we stop somewhere real quickly? I've got to drop something off and I need a shower and a change of cloths." Artemis began to protest but she held up a finger as she handed Butler the piece of paper. "If you let me do what I need to do and be a good Boy. I'll answer some of your questions." She smiled her sensual smile, "Besides I can't talk bussness with out talking first talking it over with my partners in crime?"