The Death Angel Pirates
Me: Alright guys, it's time ta invade the 4kids headquarters. Let's go over the list of things that we need. Rabid foaming-at-the-mouth weasels?
Nami: Check
Me: Twenty pound jar of mayonnaise that was left out in the sun for a week?
Sanji: Luffy ate it…
Luffy: I was hungry!
Me: Nice going Luffy... Anyways, a million Pixie Stix to make my alter ego Nailah go nuts and kill everyone from 4kids with a wooden spoon?
Ussop: Check
Nailah: (Eats all of the Pixxie Stix) hehehehehehehehehehe...MURDER!!
Me: Machine Guns?
Zoro: 'The Great Captain Ussop' over here tried out one of 'em and accidentally blew all of them up…
Me: Great…
Ussop: Sorry!
Me: Anyways, all my favorite anime or manga characters who can fight?
Train Heartnet a.k.a. 'Black Cat': I'm here! (Loads his gun and shoots a can five times in the same hole.)
Ranma: Count me in! (Gets his ki ready for Mōko Takabisha)
Akane: (Readies her mallet) someone has ta make sure Ranma isn't acting like a pervert…
Inuyasha: Ready ta kick some ass… (Pulls out a transformed Tetsusaiga)
Kagome: (Readies her bow and arrows) I'm ready for some butt whooppin'
Yoh, Horohoro, Ren, and Ryu: We're in! OVERSOUL!
Yami, Yugi, Joey, Yami Bakura, Malik, Yami Marik, and Kaiba: (ready their decks) It's time to DUEL!
Me: Disclaimer time! Take it away Sanji!
Sanji: Anything for you Fire Thief, my beau-
Me: Sanji, I have a boyfriend who I love very much. (See's boyfriend and makes out with him) ;P
Sanji: Damnit…Fine, Fire Thief only owns the characters and the plot that she made up. She says, and I quote, 'I no own, you no sue!'
Me: Ok, that's everything! Now today we will do a good thing for all anime and manga! Today we shall fight…FOR FREEDOM!
Anyways…ON WITH DA FIC!!
Chapter 2: The 'Useless' Girl
A girl was walking home, a basket full of vegetables in her hand. She had mid-back length purple hair, which was normal in her village. One person even had natural multi-colored hair! But anyway, she had pale skin and blue eyes and was about nine years old. On her face was a lonely expression.
"HANA YOU WORTHLESS GIRL! GET THE GODDAMN VEGETABLES UNLESS YOU WANT US TA STARVE!" an angry voice shouted from inside a house. The girl, Hana sighed and thought,
"At least if you starved, I'd be rid of you." She sighed again and ran to the house. Inside there was a single bed and a fireplace with an old hunchback lady standing over the fire.
"'Bout time you got here! Sometimes I wonder why your useless mother left you with me when she went to look for you deadbeat father at sea! Your family is nothing but a bunch of deadbeats!" The woman, Elvira complained. Hana handed her the vegetables with an expressionless face.
"You think you're bein' tough by givin' me that blank stare don't cha?" before Hana knew it, Elvira punched her in the jaw, causing her to fall to the floor. For an old lady, she could sure hit hard.
"Now go get me some rosemary you little brat!" She demanded. Hana picked her self up and ran outside as fast as her legs could carry her.
"Mommy…why did you hafta leave me with that mean lady?" She asked no one as she ran. She tripped over a root and landed face first into the ground. She pounded her fists into the ground as she sat up and said while crying.
"I miss you so much Mommy…I miss you and Daddy…Come home soon please."
THUD
"Huh?" Hana said. A strange fruit had landed in front of her. It was blue apple with purple and white swirls all over it. It was at that time that her stomach growled rather loudly.
"I don't care if it's poison…if it is, then I'll be free of that witch. If it isn't, then I'll have some food for the first time today." Hana said before she grabbed the fruit and took a bite. Then, everything changed; Noises became louder, she could smell things that she couldn't smell before. Then she felt something twitch behind her and she looked to see a brown and black spotted stubby tail with a black tip. Hana did the only thing that she could do: She screamed.
"A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-!" She started to run to the nearest body of water, which happened to be a lake. She looked at her reflection only to see that her human ears were replaced with brown pointed ears that were trimmed with black and at the top of her new ears were spikes of black fur. Her blue eyes were gone and they were now a golden color with slits for pupils. Her purple hair was gone too and it was now replaced with brown hair with black tips and random spots of black. She looked at her hands to see that they now looked more paw-like and they had sharp claws instead of nails. Looking down at her feet, she saw that her feet now went up, much like the back feet of a cat.
"I gotta tell Ryou 'bout this!" Hana said as she got up and ran to the man who treated her like his own child.
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With Ryou
Ryou, a man with silver hair that was always messy and blue eyes, was standing over the stove of the restaurant that he worked at as a chef, making spicy steak. He was carefully pouring the hot sauce when the back door swung open with a BANG! In shock, he tossed up the hot sauce, causing it to spill on his head. He sighed and turned around to see someone that he'd never seen before.
"Who are you little girl?" He asked as he wiped some of the hot sauce off. The girl started to cry.
"R-ryou…you don't remember me? I'm Hana!" she said while crying. His eyes widened and he asked her,
"Hana? What happened to you?" She sniffed a few times before answering with,
"I don't know! Elvira told me ta get some rosemary and I found this fruit. It kinda looked like an apple, but it was blue with white and purple swirlies. I was hungry so I ate it and I changed into this! Ryou, I'm scared!" The chef smiled and said,
"That's it? Hana, you must've ate a Devil fruit!" Hana looked at him with an expression that said, 'What's a Devil Fruit?' He explained,
"A Devil Fruit is a special kind a fruit that gives you powers! There are three types of them: Paramecia, Zoan, and Logia. A Paramecia changes your body, a Zoan makes you look like an animal, and a Logia makes you control an element and you can become it. By the looks of it, you've eaten a Zoan type, most likely a cat one. I wonder what model it is…" Hana then interrupted by saying,
"What model?" Ryou didn't say anything, but he went to one of his shelves that didn't have any cooking books on it. He took one down and opened it as he flipped a few pages around and said,
"Here it is! Apparently, the cat you look most like is a bobcat, a wild cat that's found on some islands on the Grand Line. So my guess is that the fruit you ate was the Neko-Neko no Mi: Model Bobcat. Since they're so closely related to the Lynx, I guess it could be Model Lynx." Hana smiled.
"So you mean that I'm part kitty?" She asked as her pupils grew larger and more round.
"Yeah pretty much. Maybe you should go home now." Ryou suggested. Hana's smile fell and her pupils became slits again.
"I don't wanna go back. That witch is mean ta me and hits me. I wanna stay with you Ryou! I like you much better! I could help you out in the kitchen so you can get your work done twice as fast!" the Zoan-eater suggested. Ryou smiled and said,
"I'll think about it. Right now, I gotta finish this order."
"YIPPIE! When grown-ups say things like that, that means 'yes'!" she shouted as she jumped in the air with joy.
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Later
"So Hana, what cha gonna do when you grow up?" Ryou asked as he got the spare bed ready for her.
"I wanna be like my Daddy and be a pirate! That way I'll show Elvira that I'm not useless, that I can do anything when I put my mind to it!" Hana responded as she began to clean her ears like a cat.
"Maybe you should learn how ta fully control your new Devil Fruit powers first. But right now, it's time for bed." Ryou said as he pulled the sheets down for the Bobcat-human hybrid. She pounced on the bed and circled around on all fours and layed down in a curled-up ball. She began to purr as she fell asleep. Ryou smiled as he walked to the door and blew out the candle on her nightstand. He looked at Hana again, and went to his room to sleep.