The Death Angel Pirates
Me: Now does someone mind tellin' me HOW THE beep DID WE LOSE THE BATTLE AGAINST 4KIDS?!
Sanji: My lovely Fire Thief, none of us had a clue that the evil overlords had an army of bad editors! We've all been edited! My cigarette is gone and now…IT'S A FRIGGEN LOLLYPOP! (Cries in a corner)
Zoro: I can't have booze…I can get cut by a sword but I can't bleed…people are sayin' my name wrong… MY NAME IS NOT ZOLO!
Nami: My voice matches the dub…and Ussop sounds like a leprechaun on crack! (Points to tied and gagged-up Ussop)
Luffy: It's not that bad guys!
Me: Luffy, you sound like a ten year old girl with a sore throat. Have some cough drops.
Luffy: Thanks! (Eats them all)
Me: I'm not even an anime character so why'd they edit me for cryin' out loud!
Luffy: Maybe it's because you led us to attack them, making you be our leader. Thus, you would also be edited.
Everyone: o.O
Me: Holy…
Zoro: …beeping…
Nami: …cow…
Sanji: The editing made Luffy smart! HEAD FOR THE BUNKERS! (Jumps in a cleverly placed bunker that's insides look a lot like the Going Merry)
Nami: IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE! (Jumps in the bunker. We here, 'Nami, you came' followed my a loud 'BANG')
Zoro: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! (Jumps in the bunker)
Ussop: SAVE ME MOMMY, S-A-A-A-V-V-V-V-E-E-E-E ME MOMMY! (Jumps into the bunker)
Me: I can't even beeping curse those beeps! And Nailah…she's…she's…NICE and NON-HOMICIDAL! THE WHOLE GODbeep WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS COMING TO AN END!
Nailah: (In a hippie get-up) Chill man, remember, love make the world go 'round! Like totally! Oh, and my name's not like, Nailah anymore, it's like, Star Light!
Me: A-A-A-A-A-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W! (Jumps out a cleverly place window.)
Nai-I mean Star Light: Ouch. Anyways folks, what's left of my alter ego doesn't own One Piece, but she does own the totally radical plot and righteous characters!
A Dog of the Navy, or a Pirate?
"Alright you maggots! Welcome to the Navy Academy! I am Lieutenant A. Comet, but you shall refer to me as Lieutenant Comet! Right now, you all disgrace me! You all probably don't even know how to hold a gun right! And that is why you are here! You are here to become respected members of the Navy and that is what we shall make you! Do I make myself clear?!" The Navy officer shouted at the top of his lungs. All of the soon-to-be dogs of the Navy said simultaneously,
"SIR YES SIR!" Well, everyone except one girl in the back. She looked around thirteen years old and had brown hair that was in two buns on opposite sides of her head with a few lose strands. Her matching brown eyes were in a daze. The Lieutenant walked up to her and shouted,
"And who are you!?" The girl jumped, rose her right hand to her forehead and said in a loud voice,
"Private Amber Stefano reporting for duty sir!"
"And why are you here Private?!" Comet asked in a demanding tone.
"I am here to follow in my father's footsteps and to rid the world of evil, sir!" she responded. Comet smiled.
"Welcome ta hell Private." He said as he walked back to the front of the room.
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Fast forward six months (I'm lazy…)
Amber sighed as she and the rest of the Private's were being informed about their first mission. They were one of the lucky ones; Pirates were nearby and they now had a chance to prove themselves worthy of moving up a rank.
"Are you maggots ready to show your worth?!" Comet shouted/asked.
"Sir yes sir!" Everyone shouted, except for Amber. She just sighed as she was handed her gun, thinking,
"I never really wanted to be part of the Navy. It's so boring! I want an exciting life, my own life. I don't wanna follow in my Dad's footsteps. I wanna be somethin' different…" Before she knew it, it was time to start walking towards the pirates. She looked at the boy next to her and asked,
"Hi, I'm Amber, what's your name?" He responded with,
"We should not be talking in during a mission like this," after that, he was silent.
She thought. She turned to the other person next to her and tried again to make a conversation.
"Hi, my name's Amber, what's yours?" she asked with a smile. The person, who was a girl said with power in her voice,
"Unless you want me to report you to Lieutenant Comet, I suggest that you never talk to me again."
"Great, my only lifelines to sanity are two brainwashed drones of the Navy. Oh joy to the world."
After about fifteen minutes of walking, the reached the town where the pirates were docked. Everyone aimed their guns at the ship. Comet shouted,
"READY, AIM, FIRE!" and with that, everyone, including Amber, shot at the ship. And let's just say that the pirates didn't take it very well. Within seconds, they had jumped off of the ship and started to run towards them. Then came the chaos. All of the Privates, even the two Amber had tried to talk to earlier, had abandoned their spots and found places to take hide while shooting. Amber hid behind a crate and readied her gun.
"How do we even know that these pirates are the kind that kill everyone without a thought? They went all of this time without attacking, and all pirates that want to kill do it the moment that they dock. Can't we even give them a chance?" she thought as she breathed heavily. She took aim at a pirate, but stopped.
"Why would they give up everything just to become pirates? Is it that special? To be able to live your life with no rules does sound better than being in the Navy. But I don't want to kill any of them. The Navy might think otherwise, but pirates are still people. But…but they're more passionate about their dreams than most other people I guess. They'd die trying to achieve their dreams. Maybe pirates aren't really evil…" she thought as she put down her gun. In a flash, she took off her Navy coat and hat and began to run.
"I'm gonna live my life as I want to…I'm gonna live my life as a pirate!" she thought as she hid in an abandoned store. She took a moment to catch her breath, just in time to realize that the store wasn't really empty. Sure, no one was there; they had probably run away when the battle started. But it was full of different weapons, maps, and books, some of them she had never seen before.
"Amazing…" she whispered as she ran her fingers across the handles of some swords. Her eyes then landed on a different weapon: It looked like a spear, but it had a slightly curved blade at the top. She walked towards it and read at card underneath it,
The Hama no Reiryoku is only one part of a two part Kwan-Do that is said to have the spirit of an ancient miko sealed within the light side and a terrible demon in the darker side. Legend says that the miko, Sakura, was gifted in fighting purifying demons. Then one day, over a hundred demons used a spell as old as time itself, and they all fused together so that they might defeat the miko. The battle went on for many days and many nights, until Sakura was out of strength. The demon took the chance and began to devour her. Sakura used the last of her energy to split her double Kwan-do in two and seal the demon in one of them, turning the weapon into a darker shade. With that sealing came a price, and her soul was sealed within the other half of the Kwan-Do, turning it into a lighter shade. To this day, the miko Sakura is still within the Kwan-Do, giving the wielder a stronger sixth sense and some form of purifying powers. But if someone were to wield the other half with the demon sealed within it, the wielder themselves will become a demon if they give in to the demonic power.
Without thinking, Amber took the Kwan-Do from its spot on the wall before she ran and grabbed some random maps and books. She looked around and saw a bag and she but the books and maps into the bag.
"I'm gonna be a pirate and show the Navy that not all pirates are evil. It'll be hard, but I can try. I'm gonna find the other part to the Hama no Reiryoku and sink it to the bottom of the deepest ocean. I shouldn't destroy it because the demon might be released, so I'll sink it so no one will give in to the demonic power." She declared to no one in particular. A simple breeze went by her from an open window, as if the wind was agreeing with her.
And with that, she ran to start a new life. Not a life as a servant or dog of the Navy, but as a free bird, a stray cat life as a Pirate.
"I may not take Dad's road of life, but I'll make my own road to travel on. Let's see if it gets me anywhere!" she thought as she ran as fast as she could.