The Death Angel Pirates
Me: I can't take it anymore. Everything's gone wrong because we've been edited! Sanji and Zor-Zo-Zolo...beep I can't even say his name right…are acting like complete and total opposites! Sanji's cooking is awful and he doesn't hit on girls anymore and he fights with his hands! I even showed him some porn that someone made about him beeping Nami and he didn't even care! And Zolo's been hyper! HYPER!! CAN ANY OF YOU GUYS PICTURE A HYPER ZOLO!? And he threw his swords away and he keeps saying that violence isn't the answer! (But he's right, violence isn't the answer. It is the question, and the answer to violence is yes!)
Nai-I mean Star Light: Chill other me, it'll all like, totally work out! Crack anyone?
Me: No it won't work out! TT And where'd ya get the crack anyways?!
Star Light: Uhhhhhhhh… I found it…on the…on the ground!
Me: Whatever…I don't care anymore! I just want to be unedited!
Nami: It's ok Fire Thief! You're just overreacting!
Me: Overreacting? You think I'm OVERREACTING?! This my Japanese animated friend with a bad dub voice, is overreacting! (Pulls out Flower the nuclear warhead from chapter one and nukes a random city in the world and causes World War Three)
Me: And that my animated friend, is overreacting, Fire Thief style!
Luffy: Couldn't you just have set the nuke off at the 4Kids Headquarters in the first place? Then we wouldn't be edited!
Me: Yeah bu- You ca- (Sighs) I HATE YOU WHEN YOUR SMART LUFFY!
Star Light: Peace, love, and bellbottoms! That's what we hippies are all about…and crack! (Brings out a pair of bellbottoms and crack)
Me: A-A-A-A-A-G-G-G-G-G-R-R-R-R-R-R-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! (Brings a gun to her head with her hands shaking)
Everyone: NO! (Struggle to get the gun away from her)
Fire Thief's boyfriend from chapter two: While my girlfriend here calms down, I'll do the disclaimer. She does own her own characters and the plot. She doesn't own One Piece no matter how much she bribes 4Kids. Now if you'll excuse me, I hafta make sure that Fire Thief doesn't kill anyone or herself. HONEY!!
The Rivalry of Brothers
This chapter is dedicated to Destruction of the Six Cities! YOU ROCK OUT LOUD!!!
"Cain! Gimme back my gun!" A boy shouted at his twin brother. The boy was around fifteen years old with long blue hair that was tied up at the end and green eyes. His brother, Cain, was the opposite. His long hair was a deep green and his eyes were a pale blue. Right now, the boy was very mad at his twin.
"Cain! Grandpa gave me that! Give it!" He shouted as he ran faster. Cain turned his head around and stuck out his tongue and said,
"If ya want it so damn much, ya gotta catch me first Ajax!" with that, he started to run faster. The other boy, Ajax, growled and ran faster until his brother made a sharp turn. Ajax tried to make the turn, but slid on the dirt path and fell.
"Ow…that's gonna leave a nasty bruise tomorrow." He said as he sat up. His brother walked towards him and tossed him the gun that he held hostage.
"Here's your stupid gun back. Nothing special 'bout it anyway." The gun had two long barrels with a dark wooden stock and gold trim. On the handle was a carving of two fighting dragons.
"You just can't appreciate a good gun when you see one Cain." Ajax protested as he picked up his gun and put it in it's holster.
"Nothin' special 'bout guns at all! Now a broadsword is cool." His twin got up and smirked.
"Yeah, but it'll be tougher ta kill anyone with a sword! With a gun, you can let victim die with no pain. And you don't hafta feel the person's pain with a gun either." Cain rolled his eyes.
"Whatever. Let's get back ta school now bro. I'll race ya, loser has ta do the winners homework for a month!"
"I'm in!"
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At the school
"I WON! I FINALLY BEAT YOU CAIN!" Ajax shouted as he collapsed on the grass in front of their school. Cain was five feet behind him, breathing heavily.
"You got lucky bro. C'mon, probably time for lunch." Cain said and he helped his brother up. With that, they entered their school, Knight Shadow's School for Future Assassins. This school was where the most famous assassins went. Every student was given a codename to protect their identities. That codename would also be the only name that they would be called at school and their names as assassins. Ajax's is Moon Fire and Cain's is Ghost Fire.
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Assassination 101: The Art of Being a Sniper
"Now when you kill someone with a gun, what is one of the most important things to remember? Anyone?" The teacher, Professor Thunder Blade asked. Ajax immediately raised his hand.
"Yes Moon Fire?" The Professor asked.
"The most important thing about using a gun to assassinate is to remember to remain hidden at all costs. Camouflage into your surroundings and then kill without warning." He answered. The Professor smiled and said,
"Correct Moon Fire! Now, moving on, when killing, it is important to kill the target when there are no other witnesses. Can anyone, besides Moon Fire, tell me what to do when there are witnesses?" A short girl with blonde hair slowly raised her hand.
"Yes Night Slayer?" the girl, whose codename was Night Slayer quietly said,
"If there are any witnesses while committing the assassination, then it is up to the killer to decide what to do. Some may decide to kill the witnesses in order to confuse the investigators about why the witnesses were killed. Some might follow them home and then kill them. I would do the first option personally so they don't have a chance to report the murder to the Navy."
"Yes, like you said, it completely depends on the person. Oh, and Night Slayer and Moon Fire, please stay after class." The Professor said before writing some notes on the blackboard. Ajax looked at Night Slayer, who looked as confused as he did.
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After Class with Professor Thunder Blade
"Professor, you wanted to see us?" Ajax asked his teacher as walked up to him. Night Slayer was next to him and the Professor was cleaning the blackboard.
"Yes, please sit down!" He said when he was done cleaning. The two students grabbed some chairs from some desks and sat down in front of the teacher's desk.
"You two are my brightest students. In fact, you two are so high in your area that I managed to convince the Headmaster to give you two a mission." The students gasped; a student could only get an assassination mission if they were seventeen years old as a graduating exam. The Professor handed then each a manila folder and said,
"Your mission is to kill this politician. His name is Mellamo Tegusta. This is his file and all of the information that you need is in here. You will meet at the cliff by the school at midnight tomorrow where you will find some transportation to his current location. I hope you two won't disappoint me." The two took a quick look through the information and closed the folder.
"You can count on us sir." Ajax said with confidence in his voice. Night Slayer had an uneasy look on her face.
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Fast forward to bed
Dorm room
Roommates: Ajax and Cain
"So I hear you and Night Slayer are gonna get ta do a mission tomorrow, eh little bro?" Cain asked as he sat on his bed cleaning his sword while his twin cleaned his prized gun.
"That's right bro! Your 'little brother' is finally movin' ahead of ya!" he said as he wiped the gun.
"Puh-lease! I'll still get a higher bounty than you when I'm a famous assassin!" Cain responded as he finished with his sword and placed it in it's case.
"I think that you're tryin' ta make a bet Mr. Ghost Fire! Am I right?" Ajax said as he put his gun into its holster.
"I think I am. Let's say this: when we're say…thirty, we'll meet back here and see who has the highest bounty. Loser has ta give the winner the same amount of money of the winner's bounty. Does that sound fair to you Mr. Moon Fire?" Cain offered as he turned toward his brother. Ajax thought about it for a while and responded with,
"I think we have ourselves a deal Mr. Ghost Fire!" The twins spat in their own hands and shook their hands that were encased with spit.
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Fast forward to tomorrow at midnight
Ajax and Night Slayer were ready. They both wore outfits that hid all their whole bodies except for their eyes. At Ajax's waist were two gun holsters, each had a gun in them. One was the gun that his brother stole yesterday and the other one looked the same except instead of gold trim, it was silver. Night Slayer only had one gun and it was pure black with the Roman Numeral XIII carved on each side of its barrels. She loaded the empty gun with new bullets, shut it, and put it in its holster. She turned to Ajax and asked,
"You nervous Moon Fire?" He responded with,
"I'm gonna kill someone as a part of school, who wouldn't be nervous?" Had he'd seen Night Slayer's mouth, he would have noticed that she smiled at the comment. While they waited for the transportation, the female assassin tried to start a conversation with some small talk.
"So do you have any brothers or sisters?" He replied with,
"I only have one, my older twin brother who goes here and takes the swords class. His codename's Ghost Fire. He thinks that he can boss me around just because he's five minutes older than me! What 'bout you Night Slayer? You have siblings that drive you up the wall?" With this comment, her eyes decided to find the ground very interesting.
"I had a little brother, but he died cause of some incurable disease when he was still a kid. I still miss him and I think about him everyday." They would have talked more, but then there transportation made itself known by blowing a fog horn. The school just so happened to be on a small cliff, and below the cliff was the ocean. At the bottom of a cliff, was a boat. Without a word, Night Slayer and Moon Fire jumped off the cliff and landed on the deck of the boat. The driver of the boat said,
"Sorry I'm late, I took a wrong turn at the Windmill Village and wound up at the entrance to the Grand Line somehow... But now that we're here, we're heading off!" And with that, the boat sailed off to the target's current location, which just happened to be Rougetown.
That night was the start for Legendary Assassination Duo: Ajax Loki A.K.A Moon Fire and Hinata Hikari A.K.A. Night Slayer.