The Death Angel Pirates
Me(in a bar drinking my sorrows away): Why!? The booze isn't even beer anymore! When I even look at it, it turns in to beeping juice!
Fire Thief's Boyfriend (Shall now be called Bob even though that is not his real name): Calm down sweetie. Do you still have all of your nukes at home?
Me (drinking apple juice): I have forty nukes in my pockets now. I don't leave without them.
Bob: Then why don't you nuke 4Kids Headquarters? Won't you be unedited then?
Me (Thinks for a bit): I LOVE YOU HONEY! (We make out)
The Meeting and Memories
It had been nine years since the night Serenity died and now Keith had just turned nineteen. His black hair could now go to his mid-back, so he tied it in a ponytail. His eyes had a slightly harsh look to them now and his face showed a few hairs needing to be shaved. When he turned eighteen, he left his still-recovering town and set out to kill Jack 'Ripper' Rasputin. Right now he was in a large town on an island in the East Blue. He stepped into a bar just in time to see a girl starting to argue with the person she was playing cards with.
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET TEN ROYAL FLUSHES IN A ROW YA CHEATER!" the girl shouted as she threw her cards at her opponent. The girl shouting had shoulder-length brown hair tipped with black and had random spots of black in her hair. But the most notable thing about the girl was that she had cat ears and a stubby tail sticking out of her pants. Her opponent was another girl with brown hair in two buns and a Kwan-Do strapped to her back with a bored look on her face. The opponent then said in a bored tone,
"Sheesh, stop yellin' Hana, I think Gol D. Rodger's ghost can hear ya. Besides, you're just not havin' a lucky day cat." The cat girl, Hana, growled…no wait…hissed at the other girl as she flexed her hands, making her razor claws come out. She also got out a long whip with a small axe attached to the tip
"I'll show you bad luck Amber!" she raised her arms in an 'X' formation while holding the whip. She then brought her claws and whip down while shouting,
"Agane tsume (Steel Claws)!" The opponent, Amber, tried her best to dodge, but she still managed to get four deep scratches on her left arm. She took the Kwan-Do off and rapidly jabbed it at the cat girl while shouting,
"Jinsoku Hama Yougeki (Rapid Purifying Assault)!" Hana jumped up to cling on to the ceiling to dodge, but one of Amber's jabs hit her in the calf, and she screamed in pain. Keith had had enough, so he pulled out Oborozuki and another sword, Tsukuyomi (Moon Reader) and flung it in between the two girls. They stopped fighting due to the fact that they were both nearly stabbed by his swords. By now, just about everyone left the bar in terror.
"And who the hell are you supposed ta be?" Hana shouted/yelled while she still hung to the ceiling.
"Name's Keith Johnson. Now if I were ya'll, I'd get those wounds fixed." He turned to a girl with chin length blonde hair and blue eyes who had just walked in the bar with a guy with long blue hair and green eyes. Keith asked them,
"Do you know where I could find a doc 'round here?" The girl answered in a small voice with,
"Not really, but I know how ta clean and wrap a wound, will that do?" Keith smiled and said,
"That'll do just fine. Hana! Amber, get your ass's in gear over here!" The two girls who were fighting earlier walked, well, Hana limped, over to the blonde girl. Amber asked Keith,
"How do you know are names?" The blonde girl started to work on Hana as he answered with,
"Ya'll said 'em as ya fought." Both of the girls did an anime sweatdrop. Hana, who was now lying on a table on her stomach asked the man and woman helping her,
"So, uh, what're your names?" The man answered as the girl got some bandages from one of her bags,
"I'm Ajax Loki and this is my friend Hinata Hikari. We're…travelers of some sort." It didn't go unnoticed to the other three how Ajax hesitated on telling them what they were. Hinata finished wrapping up Hana's calf and moved onto Amber's arm.
"So what're you doin'…" Keith tried to start a conversation, but was interrupted by a group of people from the Navy barged in. Amber and Hana began to…well, freak out to say the least. One of the people walked up and said,
"When we heard that the bar was being attacked, we had no clue that we were encountering 'Iron Claw' Hana and 'Holy Miko' Amber. Thanks for the help guys. We've been tryin' ta catch these two for a while now." Keith walked to where he threw his swords and pulled them out of the walls.
"I don't think we caught any fugitives, do ya'll think so?" He asked in a loud voice. Ajax and Hinata fingered their holsters as Hinata said,
"Not us!" Ajax then said,
"So it seems like we're at a bit of a missunderstanding sir. This isn't Hana or Amber! They're…my sisters. The one you think is Hana is really…Hanabi! And the one you think is Amber is really…Anna!" everyone who wasn't part of the Navy sweatdroped.
"Then why does, 'Hanabi' have the same features of the Devil Fruit that Hana ate!?" The Navy man said, looking like he was very proud of himself. Hana aswered this one.
"I just ate a Devil Fruit about a week ago. My family and I went to the Grand Line and I ate the same Devil Fruit as this 'Hana' there!" Once again, everyone but the people of the Navy did an anime sweatdrop. The Navy man looked satisfied.
"Well, I'm terribly sorry about this missunderstanding. I hope we meet again!" And with that, the people of the Navy left. The guys and girls let out a big sigh.
"Geez, I can't believe he actually bought that. The Navy's gotten stupider since I left." Amber said as stood up and picked up her Kwan-Do. She wipped some blood off of it and swung it behind her back.
"You were in the Navy?" Ajax asked as he put some tables upright.
"Well, I was in the Navy Academy, but I hated it. So I quit and became a pirate." Keith's ears perked when she said this as he got a bottle of sake out and asked,
"What crew are you on?" Hana grabbed some sake glasses as everyone sat around a table and gave a glass to everyone.
"Well I used to be on the Fire Head crew as their navigator and that's when I met Hana who was the chef." As Keith poured the alcohol into the glasses, he asked,
"But ya'll were just tryin' ta kill eachother a few minutes ago!" Hana answered with,
"We like to think we have a very sisterly relationship with one another. We get inta fights REAL easiliy. It's normal for us and we're actually lucky that the bar wasn't destroyed."
"So why'd ya leave your old crew?" Ajax asked as he pour the sake down his throat. The two girls sneered.
"We were the only girls on the crew. I can't tell you how many times we were almost raped by some drunk bastard." Amber said, frowning at the memory. Keith then changed the subject by saying,
"So Ajax and Hinata, we all know that you ain't just here for travelin'. So why're ya'll really here?" Hinata sort of jerked at this but Ajax calmly said (lied),
"Lets just say that we're here for…revenge. We're going ta kill the head of the Navy cause he killed my Mother and Hinata's Father for thinking that they were pirates. What 'bout you Keith?" Keith pulled out Oborozuki and said,
"When I was nine, my village was attacked by the Moonscar Pirates. My best friend was killed by their Captain, Jack 'Ripper' Rasputin." Everyone gasped at this.
"You saw the Moonscar Pirates and 'Ripper'!? And you lived?!" Hinata questioned. Keith nodded and went on,
"My best friend had tried to attack him with this sword, but he shot her. Before she died, she gave me this sword; It's called Oborozuki which means 'Hazy Moon'. I think about her everyday." He drained his glass of sake as Hana rubbed his back.
"I kinda know how ya feel. When I was eight, my Dad went to become a pirate. Nine months later my Mom got a letter from his crew that said that he'd died. My mom didn't believe them so she went to find my Dad herself. I haven't seen either of them since. When she went to find my Dad, she left me in the care of a horrible woman named Elvira who said that my family was nothing but a bunch of deadbeats. I ran away when I was nine. That's when I found and ate the Neko-Neko no Mi: Model Bobcat/Lynx. Since then I've wanted to prove to that bitch that I'm not useless as she always said I was." Hana explained as she poured everyone more sake.
"I had a little brother, Yoshi, who died of an incurable disease when he was still young. He could make even the most heartless man smile." Hinata recalled as she held her glass.
"I have a twin brother, Cain, who drives me nuts. I remember one time when we were still kids, he took coin and stuck it up his nose. We had ta get tweezers out and when it did come out, no one wanted it. In all, I guess I was the mature of us, even though he's five minutes older than me." Ajax said as he put his arm casually around Hinata's shoulder. That's when they all heard,
"Ahem." They turned to see a man a bit older than twenty-five. His bright red hair refused to listen to the laws of physics and his eyes probably did the same due to the fact that they were gold. He wore a red trenchcoat with white lining and no shirt on underneath. He also wore long black pants and heavy boots. Strapped to his back was a HUGE boomerang that was almost as big as he was.
"And who are you?" Hinata asked as everyone readied their weapons. The man got off of the table, stood up and said,
"You can call me Eagle. How would you guys like ta join my crew?" Ajax narrowed his eyes.
"What's in it for us?" he asked as he raised two guns: one had two long barrels with a dark wooden stock and gold trim. On the handle was a carving of two fighting dragons.
The other gun looked exactly the same, except it had silver trim instead of gold. Eagle thought about it for a second and replied with,
"You'll become rich beyond your wildest dreams, become famous, travel the world, meet new people…shall I go on?" Hinata's eyes became Beli signs, Hana and Ajax thought about how high their bounties would be on their wanted posters, Keith imagined himself killing the Ripper, and Amber imagined getting through the Grand Line not having to be sent home in a box full of pieces.
"Money…jewels…gold…Ajax, I don't care if you don't join, I'm joinin'!" Hinata said as she picked up a bag and ran over to a happy Eagle.
"Hm…I could raise my bounty up quiet a bit…and the Fire Head's didn't even make it to the Grand Line…I could even find my parents! Well Eagle, you have yourself a crewmate!" Hana said as she wound up her whip and joined Hinata.
"Oh come on Hinata! Like I wouldn't do anything without you! I thought you knew me better!" Ajax complained as he walked to his lover.
"Well, someone has ta make sure that Hana doesn't kill all of you." Amber said as he walked up and slapped Hana upside the head. Hana rubbed the spot where she hit her.
"OW!"
"Hehe, sorry cat, could't resist!" Everyone looked at Keith.
"You comin' Keith?" Eagle asked.
"I just wanna ask somethin' Eagle" he said.
"What?"
"Why us? Why do you want us?" Keith asked. Eagle responded with,
"Simple. You all are some of the best at what you do. You excel at the swords, you might even give Roronoa Zoro and Mihawk a run for their money one day. Hana is an exellent chef, I tried was one of the judges at a chef contest not to long ago and Hana was in it."
"Now I recognize you!" Hana shouted. Eagle ingored her and continued by saying,
"Obviously Amber must be a good navigator if she already was one on her last crew. And we could use her knowledge of the Navy to sneek around them. Ajax and Hinata are two of the best gummen…gunwoman…that I've ever seen in my life and Hinata knows how to heal some wounds. We might find more people along the way to the Grand Line, but right now, you guys are perfect!" Now everyone waited for Keith's answer.
HAHA! CLIFFIE!!! (Dodges random objects thrown by the readers) HA! YA MISSED ME! Now if you guys don't mind, I'm gonna go nuke the 4Kids HQ, ok? Later!!