The Death Angel Pirates
Me: BEEP it! HOW THE BEEP DOES 4KIDS HAVE A NUKE-PROOF BARRIER AROUND THEIR HEADQUARTERS!?
Luffy: Due to the fact that they are taking over the world, they most likely use most of their money to get the latest in military protection to protect themselves from people like you. After all, they are hated by many of the original manga/anime lovers.
Me: Stop being so BEEP smart Luffy! It's getting BEEPing annoying! That's it! It's times like this that calls for very drastic measures! I'm calling in reinforcements! I'm calling in…THE COUSINS!! (Evil smile)
Bob: No! NOT THEM! Not your more-permanently-sugar-high-than-everyone-at-your-school-which-is-saying-something cousins!
Me: Yes! My more-permanently-sugar-high-than-everyone-at-my-school-which-is-saying-something cousins! (Picks up cleverly placed phone and dials it.)
Me: Hello? Cousins Sally, David, and Stevie? I need your help and your-more-permanetly-sugar-highness-than-everyone-at-my-school-which-is-saying-something. (Pause) Your mission is to go undercover into the evil 4Kids headquarters and get to the editing room. (Pause) You must then use your-more-permanently-sugar-highness-than-everyone-at-my-school-which-is-saying-something to destroy the editing room. In short, get to their editing room and make it go BOOM! Got that? (Pause) Your reward will be a special drink which is Lemonade mixed with Pink Lemonade, mixed with Sprite, and mixed with twenty Pixxie Stix. (Pause) Glad you can help! (Hangs up phone and does a victory pose.)
Bob: Well, I'm packing up 'cause your-cousins-who are-more-permanently-sugar-high-than-everyone-at-your-school-which-is-saying-something-cousins are insane and I don't wanna die.
Me: NO! I need your sanity Bob! And my alter ego is literally tap-dancing on my last good nerve! (Points to Star Light tap-dancing in her hippie get-up on a stage labeled as 'Fire Thief's last good nerve.)
Bob: …I see your point.
Luffy: While these two talk, I shall do the disclaimer. Ahem…Fire Thief only owns her characters and the plot. She does not own One Piece. If she did, then we wouldn't have been sold to 4Kids to edit us, thus we would not be in this mess in the first place. Now is there anyone up for a game of chess?
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Taking Off to Strange New Places
Everyone waited for Keith's answer. Would he join the crew or not? After a few moments of silence Keith asked,
"Eagle, would I get the chance to see the Ripper?" Eagle thought about it. He had listened in to their conversation where everyone told stories about their pasts and he knew that Keith was asking so he could avenge his dead friend. So, Eagle told him the truth,
"You might, or you might not. But you're gonna have a better chance if you're on a pirate crew. After all, the best way to catch a pirate is to be a pirate." Keith took Eagle's words to consideration.
"Well then Eagle, count me in." Of course everyone smiled and Eagle said,
"In that case, you are all now part of the Death Angel pirate crew!"
"What kinda name is that?!" Asked/shouted Hana.
"Shaddup cat." Amber said as she hit Hana over the head. (1)
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TO THE SHIP WE GO PEOPLE!
"Welcome to the 'Hellmouth' lads and lassies. This'll be our ship and home for as long as we're pirates." Eagle said as he showed everyone the boat. Right now, the author will start on the deck of the ship starting at the bow. (2)
For a figure head, there was a red painted demonic head with a twisted expression on its face. The deck was smooth wood with a golden hue to it. It had four masts; the first one was shortest, the next one was taller, the middle one was as biggest, and the last one was as big as the second. The sails were a square rig design, so all of the sheets would be rectangles. At the top of the tallest mast, there was a crow's nest. At the top of the crow's nest was the flag: It was a skull with grey angel wings and an evil look on its face. At the bottom of the masts was the hold (3). If one were to keep going to the stern (4) of the boat, they would climb stairs in order to get to the rest of the ship. Once a person climbed the stairs, they would see that there was a smaller deck and a door that led to the captain's quarters. Then there was yet ANOTHER small set of stair that led up to the steering wheel.
The ships outside was a beautiful brown with darker wood on the railings. Four cannons were on each side of the ship and another was at the bow below the figurehead. Inside were four rooms and three of them were bedrooms: One would be for the guys, another would be for the girls, and the last would most likely be Eagles. The other room was full of maps that made Amber jump for joy. Down the hallway, there was a small bathroom with a short shower and sink. Further down the hallway was the kitchen, which made Hana go nuts.
After the tour, they all were on deck and Eagle was assigning ranks.
"I of course will be the captain. Keith will be my first mate. Hinata and Ajax will be our snipers…"
"Snipers?!"
"It could be marksmen Hinata."
"Y'know I always wanted to be called a sniper!"
"Anywhos, Amber will be our navigator and Hana will be our cook. Now guys, it's time ta set sail that a way!" Eagle said as he pointed in a random direction without looking.
"Um…Eagle?"
"Yes Amber?"
"Your pointing towards the land ya idiot."
"…I knew that."
"Of course you did…and Captain Smoker thinks pirates rock out loud." SMACK!
"OW! What was that for Amber!"
"…don't be such an idiot cat."
"ENOUGH!" Said a very tired and twitching Ajax.
"Can't we just sail towards the Grand Line now?" He said with his left eye twitching frantically.
"We'll do that tomorrow, but now, I wanna see what you guys can do! TO ZE EMPTY LOT OF ZE FOREST!" Eagle said as he jumped off the boat and landed gracefully on the dock.
"Do you even know where the forest is Eagle?" Hinata asked.
"Maybe." He said with a sly look on his face.
"Translation: He has no clue whatsoever." Hana said as she stood with her cat-like grace on the railing. Amber was standing next to her with the grace that's obtained though many years of balancing on a boat and your life depending on it.
"Maybe I do, maybe I don't. C'mon people, we're wastin' sunlight!" He said while tapping his foot against the ground.
"He needs help." Keith whispered to Ajax as they both got off the boat.
"Ya think?!" Ajax questioned.
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EMPTY LOT! FEAR MY POWERS AS A WRITER!
...yeah, I need help. Lots and lots of help...
"Ok Keith, see that boulder?" Eagle said as he pointed to a ten foot tall boulder.
"It's kinda hard ta miss Captain." He pointed out.
"Well, I want you ta slice it in half. Oh, and you can't get closer than five feet from it. Have fun!" with a pat on Keith's back, he joined his fellow crewmates standing a good five yards away
"Seems simple enough. Oh, and ya'll might wanna hide, some rocks might hit ya." He said as he walked towards the boulder. With that, everyone hid. When he was within ten feet of it, he pulled out Oborozuki and Tsukuyomi. He put Tsukuyomi below his head and Oborozuki above his head, making it look like a sideways 'V'. Then, faster than the eye could follow he brought them down while shouting,
"Mikazuki Kage Buyou (Crescent Moon Shadow Dance)!" All was silent for a while until there was a loud 'CRACK!' was heard and the boulder was split in two with some rocks flying towards them. When it calmed down a bit, the crew reviled their hiding spots.
"Nicely done man." Ajax said as he brought his head up from a bush.
"That's some of the best swordsmanship that I've seen in a while." Eagle said as he came out of a random hole in the ground. Where it came from, no one knew really.
"SWEET!" Hana shouted as she climbed from her hiding spot in a tall tree. Eagle looked up at Hinata and said,
"Ok Hinata, it's your turn. Ok, whose got a can or hat or something that's of little value that she can shoot at?" Amber brought out a square piece that was three inches by three inches of cloth from her bag.
"Will this do?" she asked. Eagle grabbed it from her hand and nailed it to a tree about thirty yards away. He then ran back and said to Hinata,
"Ok, five shots from here Hinata." The girl smiled and brought out her gun. She spun it around on her pointer finger. While it was still spinning, the gun went off five times as she shouted,
"Akuhei Me Dageki (Evil Eye Strike)!" After five shots, she stopped. Amber ran to her cloth and shouted,
"HOLY CRUD! SHE HIT IT ALRIGHT! BUT SHE MADE THE SHOT MARKS LOOK LIKE AN EYE!" She ran back and showed them. It was true: Two shots were about an inch apart from each other, then one was above in the middle while a fourth mirrored it. The fifth one was in the dead center of all of it for a pupil. Everyone but Ajax, Hinata, and Eagle had their jaws drop to the ground. Eagle pokes Hana and said,
"Ok cat, your turn. I want you to slice this big ol' tree in…thirty pieces." He pointed to a tree that was…well, lets just say that big was an understatement.
"I can't kill an old tree like that for no reason!" Hana protested!
"Ok then…how about that one?" Eagle asked as he pointed at a medium sized tree.
"That'll do." She walked up do the tree until she was within five feet. She said in a soft voice,
"Ryoku Katachi (Power Form)!"
Then, she started to change. She grew brown fur with black spots all over her body. Her hands became paws and her face became more narrow and cat-like. Her muscles became bigger and more defined. Finally, the transformation stopped. She brought out her now razor sharp claws and rapidly swung arms around as she shouted,
"Oujoutsume (Death Claws)!" wood shavings could be seen from where the rest of the crew was as the tree fell over in thirty neat pieces.
"Remind me not to get you pissed when its that time of month." Keith said in surprise as Hana reverted back to her hybrid form.
"I'll hold you to it Kei." Hana said as she sat down next to Amber. Eagle suddenly was in a game-show host get-up with a microphone as he said,
"AND OUR NEXT CONTESENT IS…AJAX! HERE'S WHAT YOU NEE TA DO! YOU SHOOT AT A SINGLE LEAF TEN TIMES!"
"Sounds like fun. Which leaf?" Ajax asked. Eagle, who was still in the game show host get-up said,
"IT'S ANYONE YOU CHOOSE!" Amber leaned towards Hinata and whispered,
"And he is our Captain, WHY?!" But they stopped talking as Hana hit them both upside the head, which shut them up. They then saw Ajax raise his two guns. Then, without warning, he started shooting like a madman with a machine gun while yelling,
"Jinsoku Houka Ryodan (Rapid Fire Brigade)!" There was a lot of smoke. When the smoke cleared, Hana was sent to find the leaf. When she came back she held up the leaf and said,
"You only got one shot in the leaf!" Ajax smiled and said,
"They all went in the same hole." And that shut her up. Eagle, who was in his normal clothes now, grabbed Amber and said,
"Ok, now you have to…cut down three trees with one swing." Amber smiled as she pulled out her Kwan-Do. She looked at some trees as her weapon glowed a soft pink. Then she shouted,
"Jinsoku Hama Shuuha (Rapid Purifying Wave)!" with one swing of her Kwan-Do, the shockwave cut down the three trees in half.
"TREE KILLER!" SMACK!
"OWWIE!" Amber put the weapon back and said to the Captain,
"Aren't we gonna se what you can do?" He shrugged and said,
"Eh, why not?" He took the boomerang off of his back. He bent himself closer to the ground as he readied the boomerang. The wind picked up and he threw the weapon as he shouted,
"Kamaitachi (Cutting Whirlwind)! (5)" The boomerang started to mow down all of the trees, much to Hana's dismay, but it didn't come back right away. Instead, it kept going as the winds controlled where it went. It didn't stop until everything around them was chopped down and then it came back.
"What the hell was that?! You just kill hundreds of innocent trees ya tree killer!" Hana shouted.
"Captain?" Hinata asked in a small voice.
"Yeah Hinata?" he asked.
"You ate a Devil Fruit, didn't you?" He smiled and said,
"Yep. I ate the Logia fruit, the Kaze-Kaze fruit, or the Wind-Wind fruit. I can fly, become the wind, and control it."
"YIPPIE! Another Devil Fruit eater!" Hana shouted in joy. SMACK!
"What'd I do that time Amber?!"
"Nothing, I just felt like it really."
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Author notes
(1) This will be an on-going joke. Whenever Hana says or does something that a person thinks is stupid, she will be hit upside the head.
(2) Front of the boat
(3) Place where they keep the cargo
(4) Back of da boat peoples!
(5) Another Naruto jutsu. Deal with it.
I hope you all liked this chapter! Now...TAKE COVER PEOPLES!!! My more-permanently-sugar-high-than-everyone-at-my-school-which-is-saying-something-cousins are gonna be here soon, and they just had a five pound candy bar each! TO ZE BOMB SHELTA!!!(Puts on army helmet and gets in a randomly placed bomb shelter with Bob.)