"At last!"
This was it. The moment they both had been waiting for. The sole reason for both Impending Doom 1 and 2. The dream of a thousand years of Irken Tallest!
Purple sniffled, wiping a tear from his eye. "It's... It's so beautiful."
Red nodded in agreement, fighting back tears of his own. "I know. This is the happiest day of my life."
Slowly, reverently, the two Irkens sat down on the couch. But it was not just any couch, it was the planet Vort's couch. The most comfortable couch in the UNIVERSE!
Sinking back with a content sigh, Red fell into the bliss of the most comfortable couch ever. On the other side, Purple bounced up and down a couple of times testing the springs. "You know," the violet eyed tallest said, looking over at his co-ruler. "This thing is soft."
"Oh, yes it is."
"Like really, really soft."
"Quite Pur, you're ruining the moment."
"Sorry." They sat in silence for a long moment. "Hey Red?"
"Yeah Pur?"
"Now what?"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, now that we have the universe's most comfortable couch... now what do we do?"
Red opened his mouth to reply then froze, his eyes going wide. Sitting up in rubbed his antenna in thought. "I-I don't know," he said a feeling of doom threatening to overcome him. Ever since the couch's creation the mighty Irken Tallest had strove to obtain it. Every mission, every treaty, every plan had been made with the idea that the couch would some day be theirs! So now that they had it... Now what?
"I... I just don't know Pur... I just don't know."
"Okay," Purple said, rubbing his fingers on the fabric of the couch. Man this thing was soft. Looking over at Red out of the corner of his eye a smile split his face. "Hey Red?"
"Yeah Pur?"
"PILLOW FIGHT!"
I promise that one of these soon will
star Zim... I just don't know which one...
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