disclaimer: aww to have even one Naruto object…. That's all I ask for!!!

Name: Lee's little girl problems

Summary Details: a little girl comes to the avatar world

Warnings: cute little girl with evil mind, and a tired author who just wrote this randomly because she felt like it…

Author's Note: this is for kittyxgaaraxsakura because she asked for it,,,,

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There are many evil people in this world… but none as evil as her…. She may look small, she may only be 7. But this little girl is the most evil little thinker in the world.

After sneaking into her older sisters room and watching every Naruto episode from 1 to 200 and beyond (even if there isn't more then that) she decided to go and meet the many people she loved.

So hiring Carl, the hamster who is keeper of the bone of vortex/demotions she went on her mission.

Who will be her first victim…..

Lee was blissfully happily doing pushups "if I can't do 1,000 pushups in a row I will run 1,000 laps around the village"

"What cha doing?"

Lee looked up and into a big pair of dark brown eyes "Oh hello there little girl."

:"Hey!!! So what cha doing?"

"Pushups"

"Oh my brother does those!!!! Can I watch you?"

"sure"

"wow you're strong!!! I bet you could do a trilon!!!"

"That's not how you spell trillion…."

"Why is you're hair like that? It looks like a boll…. You know you look kind of like this doll my brother has… only his has these little lines on it's mouth and he can make it talk"

"uhhhhh"

"uhhh I'm hungry!!!"

"…."

"UHHH that means you have to feed me"

"But…."

Sadly even Lee is no match for the puppy face of doom; this face was sooo cute that it would put Puss in Boots to shame. Giving out a sigh our favorite little boll cut boy stood up.

'Ok come on"

"HOORAY!!!" with this he jumped on his back

"Carry me!!!"

"ok"

As they walked to some random food shop the little girl wouldn't shut up

"Why do you always wear green? Why does people call you the green beast? Are you a monster? You don't really look like one? How come hearts come out of your eyes?"

"Who's this?"

Both kids turned to see Neji and Tenten walking up

"Hi Neji and Tenten! I'm Lee's new best friend"

"Save me"

"Awww she's cute!!" Tenten said totally oocly. Lee just stood there still holding the little girl on his back.

"Lee's taking me to eat!!!

"But Lee we need to train!"

Seeing as it was 11:00 and the authored had no idea where this was going so she decided to make the little girl evil!!!

"MUAHAHAH!!!" the 3 teens look at her

"What's wrong with her?" Neji asked as the little girl gave him a evil smile

"I am the queen of the world heheheHEHEHEHE MUAHAHAHAH FEAR MEEEEE!!!"

Pulling our her wand of little girl's evil power (wow that's a mouthful) she changed their clothes into tutu's.

"Dance my minions!!! DANCE!!!"

Suddenly Lee woke up gasping drenched in cold sweat "what was that all about?"

Far away a little 7 year old sat in her bed laughing evilly

"Oh I will be back!!!"

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Like always if you don't mind voting I'd love it!!! This helps with my ideas

1. OOC

2. Mary sue or Gary sue (ahhh yes the beloved Sues)

3. Something just plain odd

4. Parings (they will be written poorly and with people that need to be written with care

5. to get IC right, such as a VERY poorly done SasukeXSakura)

6. A sequel